Had to repost this because of this lame roll-back, new Axeman chronicle coming soon
Featuring Kyle and Gebus' cousin
It was a dark night in Minnesota and Gebus' cousin Segub was in town. they were just hanging out with other people too before they went to the airport the next morning at 6am.
They wanted Klye, Jordan and Gebus to stay up and go with them so they stayed up all night drinking cheap beer and smoking cheap cigarettes.
Their cerfew however was at 12am, so they had to stay in their yard beyond that time. As the police were driving by they reminded them of this
Policemandonias 1: You dogs better be in your tigering yards by 12
Policemandonias 2: Yeh homeboys, you break cerfuw we tiger with you
Policemandonias 3: You clear on this you tigering -------kids?
Jordonias: Yes
Kyle: Yes sir
Gebus: Mhmm
Subeg: Sure
Mark: Aye
Ray: Totally
Policemandonias 1: Right, we'll be patrolling the area, no wolf from ANY of you
The police drive off in their cars leaving the boys too it, they kept doing their thing till 12 and they waited in
Jordan's yard
Jordonias: Lets tiger with them
Kyle: Sure
Gebus: Damn right
The 6 of them waited for the police car to pass Jordan's yard and all 6 of them ran to Gebus' yard.
Policemandonias 1: You see that?
Policemandonias 2: Yeh, they in for it now
Policemandonias 3: Let's beat them down
The policemen got out of the cars and got to Gebus' yard and beat all 6 of them to the floor
Policemandonias 1: See what happens when you tiger with us homeboys?
Policemandonias 2: You ------s gona get more now
Before any more beatings commenced Gebus had a plan up his sleeve
Gebus: Hawaaaaakaaawaaaaakaaaaaawaaaaa
Policemandonias 1: You don't scare us ------
Gebus: These fishs will
The sound of 1000 running people were then heard and before they knew it, the police were surrounded by timba-fishs.
Mark: What did you do?
Gebus: It was an indian war-cry, Jord is a black slave driver after all
Ray: Are you?
Jordonias: Yes, more on that later
Kyle: What you gona do now cops? Anything stupid?
Policemandonias1: Uh... nothing, you boys carry on
Sebeg: Get us beer from you car... and cigarettes
Policemandonias 2: we don't have any...
Before he could finish his sentance a spear was stabbed into his leg
Policemandonias 2: AGHHHHH tigering timba-fishs, ok ok we'll get it
Policemandonias 3 got to the car full of alcohol and cigarettes and passed them between the 6
Jordonias: Hwokooooooooooowoooooooookooooo
As if by magic the timba fishs disappeared into the night leaving the cops to go home.
Jordonias: It's gona be a fine morning
- 4am: Minnesota Airport -
Jordonias and Gebus went to bathroom to do their business.
Gebus: Wana race?
Jordonias: sure
Jord and Gebus then raced down the airport hallways and Gebus pushed Jord forward.
Jordonias: Careful man
Before they got to Gebus' Dad Gebus pushed him again and Jord went flying past a security guard at 15ft
Sucurityguardonias: RIGHT you mothertiger, you've really done it
The security guard beats Jordan for a while and stops when he starts bleeding
Gebus' Dad: We'll just leave
They begin to walk away and everyone, yes everyone in the airport was looking at them. A smile grew on Jordan's face but he was too busy too laugh, he was bleeding after all.
THE END