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Offline chronolink

The Jordan and Gebus chronicles
« on: August 08, 2006, 07:06:29 am »
Had to repost this because of this lame roll-back, new Axeman chronicle coming soon

Featuring Kyle and Gebus' cousin

It was a dark night in Minnesota and Gebus' cousin Segub was in town. they were just hanging out with other people too before they went to the airport the next morning at 6am.

They wanted Klye, Jordan and Gebus to stay up and go with them so they stayed up all night drinking cheap beer and smoking cheap cigarettes.

Their cerfew however was at 12am, so they had to stay in their yard beyond that time. As the police were driving by they reminded them of this

Policemandonias 1: You dogs better be in your tigering yards by 12
Policemandonias 2: Yeh homeboys, you break cerfuw we tiger with you
Policemandonias 3: You clear on this you tigering -------kids?

Jordonias: Yes
Kyle: Yes sir
Gebus: Mhmm
Subeg: Sure
Mark: Aye
Ray: Totally

Policemandonias 1: Right, we'll be patrolling the area, no wolf from ANY of you

The police drive off in their cars leaving the boys too it, they kept doing their thing till 12 and they waited in
Jordan's yard

Jordonias: Lets tiger with them
Kyle: Sure
Gebus: Damn right

The 6 of them waited for the police car to pass Jordan's yard and all 6 of them ran to Gebus' yard.

Policemandonias 1: You see that?
Policemandonias 2: Yeh, they in for it now
Policemandonias 3: Let's beat them down

The policemen got out of the cars and got to Gebus' yard and beat all 6 of them to the floor

Policemandonias 1: See what happens when you tiger with us homeboys?
Policemandonias 2: You ------s gona get more now

Before any more beatings commenced Gebus had a plan up his sleeve

Gebus: Hawaaaaakaaawaaaaakaaaaaawaaaaa

Policemandonias 1: You don't scare us ------
Gebus: These fishs will

The sound of 1000 running people were then heard and before they knew it, the police were surrounded by timba-fishs.

Mark: What did you do?
Gebus: It was an indian war-cry, Jord is a black slave driver after all
Ray: Are you?
Jordonias: Yes, more on that later
Kyle: What you gona do now cops? Anything stupid?

Policemandonias1: Uh... nothing, you boys carry on

Sebeg: Get us beer from you car... and cigarettes

Policemandonias 2: we don't have any...

Before he could finish his sentance a spear was stabbed into his leg

Policemandonias 2: AGHHHHH tigering timba-fishs, ok ok we'll get it

Policemandonias 3 got to the car full of alcohol and cigarettes and passed them between the 6

Jordonias: Hwokooooooooooowoooooooookooooo

As if by magic the timba fishs disappeared into the night leaving the cops to go home.

Jordonias: It's gona be a fine morning

- 4am: Minnesota Airport -

Jordonias and Gebus went to bathroom to do their business.

Gebus: Wana race?
Jordonias: sure

Jord and Gebus then raced down the airport hallways and Gebus pushed Jord forward.

Jordonias: Careful man

Before they got to Gebus' Dad Gebus pushed him again and Jord went flying past a security guard at 15ft

Sucurityguardonias: RIGHT you mothertiger, you've really done it

The security guard beats Jordan for a while and stops when he starts bleeding

Gebus' Dad: We'll just leave

They begin to walk away and everyone, yes everyone in the airport was looking at them. A smile grew on Jordan's face but he was too busy too laugh, he was bleeding after all.

THE END


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Re:Jew Tee ( From: TheUnderTaker )
and your a bigger twat now than before now tiger off and leave me alne you turtle ass tigerer
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Offline Dark Elf

The Jordan and Gebus chronicles
« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2006, 07:56:35 am »
u must be very bored all the time innit?     u actualy made 7 stupid stories like this? :ohmy:
And Jaster Reylu, I appreciate your encouragement to get him to "delete" my site. However he barely had any control over it at all. Nice to know where you side, though

Offline chronolink

The Jordan and Gebus chronicles
« Reply #2 on: August 09, 2006, 10:21:24 am »
Hey, part 6 was ALL fiction, in which you were in it. YOU will also be in part 8 which will be conclusion a to part 6... when i'm bored enough to write it... yeh


Liberty - lvl 56 Swordsman ~ Retired
Steeltide - lvl 65 Macer ~ Retired
Steeltide - lvl 19 Suicide Archer ~ Retired
Phobos - lvl 18 Swordsman ~ Retired
Phobos - lvl 57 Thrower ~ Retired
Shadow - lvl 12 Thrower ~ Retired
Arcanium - lvl 22 Rifleman ~ Retired
Chown -R us ./Base

http://fuhrorcity.myminicity.com/

Re:Jew Tee ( From: TheUnderTaker )
and your a bigger twat now than before now tiger off and leave me alne you turtle ass tigerer
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