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Offline chronolink

The Axeman Chronicles
« on: March 20, 2006, 09:23:55 pm »
Axeman and the drycleaners

It was a late afternoon in Wisconsin and Axeman was walking home from the hotdog stand when suddenly he lost his footing on a pothole and twisted his ankle.

Axeman: Owwwwwwwww!

After more time than expected Axeman arrives home.

Motherman: Hi Axeman what took you so long?
Axeman: I twisted my ankle coming home
Motherman: Awww my poor son, here let mummy give you a kiss

Motherman kisses Axeman

Axeman: Thanks Mum, I feel a lot better now
Motherman: Anytime dear, by the way, our cleaners broken, I need you to take all our clothes to the drycleaners, here $20, treat yourself to another hotdog while you are at it
Axeman: But I just had a hotdog
Motherman: Well.... have whatever
Axeman: I have work in an hour though
Motherman: Well i'm sure you can get this done before work, it won't take long
Axeman: *sigh* ok Mum
Motherman: Good boy

And so off Axeman went to the drycleaners putting their clothes in and watched them dry. He came home and got ready just in time for work.

The End
« Last Edit: March 20, 2006, 09:24:52 pm by chronolink »


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Offline The Muffin Man

The Axeman Chronicles
« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2006, 09:41:44 pm »
eh that was the crappiest one.. heh :/

Offline Pirate Wings

The Axeman Chronicles
« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2006, 10:36:31 pm »
lol he works
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