The Axeman Chronicles

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Axeman and his 19th Birthday

It was around 18:00 in Wisconsin. Axeman was at his house and was explaining to his Mum how he was going out to celebrate his 19th birthday.

Axeman: So Mum, I was going out tonight to celebrate with, Dave, Tom, Justin and Peter. Can I borrow you Dodge Viper?
Motherman: But i'm going to Bingo tonight
Axeman: Well, can I go out anyway?
Motherman: I wanted you to come to Bingo with me
Axeman: But Mum? it's my 19th, I want to go out with my friends
Motherman: And I want you to come to bingo with me
Axeman: I don't want to

By now Motherman is getting upset
 
Motherman: Axeman you are so nasty to me, why won't you come along?
Axeman: BECAUSE I WAN'T TO CELEBRATE MY BIRTHDAY WITH MY FRIENDS NOT YOU!
Motherman: FINE! GO AWAY

Motherman slams the door and goes off crying

Axeman has to ring his friends and tell them he's going to Bingo with his Mum.

Axeman: Hey Dave? I can't come out tonight man
Dave: Why not?
Axeman: Mum's upset I won't go bingo with her
Dave: HAHAHAHAH Mummy's boy, hope you have fun
Axeman: -.-

A few hours later Axeman goes back to his crying Mother

Axeman: I'm sorry
Motherman: It's ok, go with your friends if you want
Axeman: No Mum i'm going with you to bingo
Motherman: O RLY?
Axeman: YE RLY
Motherman: Wheeeee! I love you Axeman
Axeman: I love you too Mum

[Mistress]

:happy: I'm not laughing. *giggle* No really I'm not... *hehe* Ok, I am. Only a lil though, I promise.

[Light Elf]

aww poor wittle o axeman wuv his mummy

[Grinch]

Hehe I love that story =D

[Pirate Wings]

funniest thing is h'es 19 lol

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Await the next story entitled: Axeman and the Dry-cleaners

Problem is that stories really short so i'm gona have to elaborate loads on it so it's not 100% true

[Jeroy]

How many times could we not do stuff, cuz of bingo............