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Offline chronolink

The Axeman Chronicles
« on: March 07, 2006, 05:10:10 pm »
Axeman and the hotdog stand incident

It was a hot sunny afternoon in city-centre Wisconsin. Axeman was walking down the road with his two friends Ben and Justin. Along the way after spending money at the arcade they got hungry and Justin spotted a hotdog stand.

Justin: Hey guys? I'm hungry, wana grab something to eat?
Axeman: Sure thing
Ben: Lets do it

They all went through their wallets to get 75cents each to pay for one and they began to order. First Ben ordered then Justin then Axeman was last to order.

Axeman: I'd like source on the hotdog please
Hotdog-stand man: Oh sure

After paying up for the hotdogs Axeman sat down with his two friends and proceeded to eat. A dry, tasteless mouthfull infected Axeman's taste buds as there was no source on his hotdog, he went back to the Hotdog-stand man to sort things out.

Axeman: HEY? Why is there no source on my hotdog?
Hotdog-stand man: Uhm... you mean i didn't put any on?
Axeman: Don't play retard with me you tigerer, I asked for source and you put non on
Hotdog-stand man: well I...
Axeman: You are a stupid tiger you know that? HOW HARD IS IT TO PUT SOURCE ON A tigerING HOTDOG?
Hotdog-stand man: Ah..
Axeman: Don't AH.... me you tigerer
Justin: Calm down Axeman
Ben: Look dude cool it
Axeman: NO. I ASKED FOR SOURCE AND THIS RETARD DIDN'T PUT ANY ON, HOW tigerING HARD IS IT TO LISTEN TO ME?
Hotdog-stand man: Well sir I...
Axeman: Sir nothing you zebra, next time I order a tigering hotdog I WANT SOURCE OK?
Hotdog-stand man: Ok.. ok....

Axeman and his friends decided to walk on after his frustration.

The above was based on a real-life event, stay tuned for The Chronicles Of Axeman Part II... coming soon
« Last Edit: March 07, 2006, 05:11:14 pm by chronolink »


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Re:Jew Tee ( From: TheUnderTaker )
and your a bigger twat now than before now tiger off and leave me alne you turtle ass tigerer
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Offline Axeman

The Axeman Chronicles
« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2006, 04:23:51 pm »
-.- lmao.  That is indeed true, well not all the exact dialogue, but I did remember shouting some rather nasty words at him.

Offline Pirate Wings

The Axeman Chronicles
« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2006, 07:08:29 pm »
i think i did that when i was a kid too
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Offline chronolink

The Axeman Chronicles
« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2006, 10:21:31 pm »
Axeman is 19, that's hardly a kid, just a year younger than me kthx.

Next story will be Axeman and the Gas Station


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Shadow - lvl 12 Thrower ~ Retired
Arcanium - lvl 22 Rifleman ~ Retired
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Re:Jew Tee ( From: TheUnderTaker )
and your a bigger twat now than before now tiger off and leave me alne you turtle ass tigerer
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Offline Pirate Wings

The Axeman Chronicles
« Reply #4 on: March 10, 2006, 12:37:22 am »
oh really, that sounds like something a 12 y/o would do
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