Dear Muffin,
Unfortunately your portrait is in fact a picture of some sort of emo/goth kid. This is in fact someone that could be into anime, but not necessarily everyone that is into anime. Where as someone simple minded as you probably calls our anime, "cartoons" you would be somewhat right and somewhat wrong.. Where anime is in fact done by an artist or a group of artist it does actually have a plot to it.. Most of the time.. There are many types of anime, even into the spectrum of hentai. Where as cartoons are more based on episode to episode IE: Spongebob. Now here is an idea. Go look up Hellsing Ultimate, watch a few episodes. Come back and tell me what you think of it. If it is not for you, then you should look up something like spongebob, if again that is not for you. And you seek humanoid type television/video, you should probably get off the computer and go outside and interact with humans. I enjoy sitting on my computer and watching these so called "cartoons" its a story, a story with pictures.. many pictures. So in close, suck my balls sir. Yes all that to say that.. Suck.. my.. big.. hairy.. Some what wet from your mom, balllllllllllls.. and yes.. they are touching..
<3 Zodiak