I am Chrono, this is a story. Pt 1

[Rokhan]

**Disclaimer, dont expect a part 2 for a while. This is a periodic thing.**

Credits to Edd, first person vie story!!!11

So Im all like sitting in my room now and making some plans to continue the Novak campaign and take it to other forum sites and make it a large band wagon elsewhere as it already is become productive on RPGwo. Though I dont want that green Grinchly tigerer to steal it. So Im all like, doing this when my phone rings.

DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS.

Oi, yeah. I am that sad to have THAT as my ring tone. Anyways mate.

DEVELOPERS DEVELOPS DEVELOPERS.

G'day mate, Edd ere. Oh ey mum.

So my mum starts asking about what kind of crisps to get. I really dont care too much, I dont eat the bloody things anyways. Stupid thing really so anyways. Im all like listening to her and then I hear

DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS

So Im getting pretty tripped, Im on the phone but I hear this. I realize this is my crazy mum going loopy. I told her to get the first kind she seen and I dropped my phone laughing. Like come on mates, DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS coming from my mum? Damn thats funny.



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So anyways, I went to this pub one night. Theres wasnt many people there cept this one chum sitting across the bar. So Im all up for a few drinks and after a while I go out for a cancer enhancer a.k.a death stick a.k.a cigarette. I stuck my head out a door and yelled 'WHITE POWER". I dont know why I did this, but bloody hell it was fun. A little while later I did it again and this time my mate yell's
 "Oi Edd, cut that out, or atleast keep it down"

So he was trying to take the piss and I wanted no part of it. I went up to this lonely bloke and bought him a round. I yelled white power and then ran off for another smoke. I came back in and timba fishs had invaded the bar and beat up this ol chap. So I says to him like you would, "How about that white power?". He's pretty hard knocked up and just yells to me ' BRING ON THE TRUMPETS. TRUMPETS, HAHA" and passes out.

I went on to get drunk and tell this story to Rokhan days later

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ROFL!

Btw, I opened the door and shouted it in the pub

[Mack the Blacksmith]

Interesting...