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Offline chronolink

The Jordan and Gebus chronicles
« on: October 01, 2008, 03:21:42 pm »
Minnesota - 2pm

Jordonias gets picked up by Tweet in his Ford Taurus. The Taurus has twelve people in. Jord, Tweet, Derek and Chris in the front. Stroman, Webb, Paxer and Another Chris are in the back. Gebus, Ganner, Mevi and Dthao are in the trunk

Jordonias: Where we going?
Derek: Wal Mart, we're going to play Tag
Jordonias: Cool

10 minutes later they park in the Wal Mart car park and come out of the Taurus. Twenty bystanders are all looking at them

Bystander1: Damn kids, what they up too?
Bystander2: I bet they are causing trouble
Bystander3: tigering rednecks in their Taurus

Paxer: Ok, last one on is "it"
Stroman: Whooooooooooo

Everyone starts running inside and scatter in all directions,  Stroman is last, and is "it." They begin to play about half an hour until a security guard catches Chris


Security Guard: Now young man, you are running around being unruly, what are you doing?
Chris: I'm uh...
Security Guard: Playing Tag?
Chris: Not at all, i'm shopping, i'm looking for a new Xbox 360 game
Security Guard: Looks to me like you running around boy
Chris: Trust me, i'm shopping

Out of nowhere Derek runs past, who is "it" and taps Chris saying "You're it"

Security Guard: What the tiger? There's 12 of you running around, darn kids
Another Chris: Time to hide

Jordonias, Another Chris, Mevi, Ganner and Stroman hide in a tent. A Wal Mart employee comes over too see what's happening

Employee: I wonder what's happning here?

The employee looks in the tent

Mevi: Oh wolf
Stroman: They got us
Ganner: Let's go

The five jump out and the employee is really confused

Five isles over the others are playing Dodgeball, while Jordonias is at the intercom

Jordonias: Will Paxer stop being retarded?
Jordonias: Will Webb finally get a job?
Gebus: Ok, we better leave, enough trouble for today
Chris: Good idea
Dthao: Back to the Taurus

The twelve go back home

The next week...

Ganner: We're off to play Poker today
Mevi: Lets see who wins this one
Stroman: To Wal Mart

Paxer takes a deck of cards from the shop and opens them. Gebus sets up a table and they all sit around and start to play

Webb: I'll see your $30 and raise you $50
Another Chris: I'll see your $50 and raise $60
Chris: I'll see your $60 and raise you $100
Mevi: I'll see your $100 and raise you $120

They are interrupted by the same security guard that was there last week

Security Guard: Look children, gambling is baaaaaaaaad okaaaaaaaaaay? I called the police
Gebus: Lets go

THe following week...

The twelve are back at Wal Mart again, this time minding their own business but the security guard recognises them

Tweet: Look? Stop following us ok?
Security Guard: You shouldn't have come back here, leave now
Paxer: Meh, ok

They go outside and the cops are there

Policeman: What are you doing here?
Jordonias: Nothing
Policeman: That's not what it looks like
Jordonias: Seriously, we were doing nothing
Policeman: A lot of nothing is bad, go get a job you tigering redneck
Jordonias: WHAT?
Policeman: Get a job
Jordonias: LOOK, I WORK TWO JOBS YOU dog
Policeman: Don't you talk to me like that young man
Jordonias: Don't say I need a job then, I have to drivy my Dad to work. Life isn't easy
Policeman: You'd make a bad cop too
Jordonias: If I were anything like you, sure
Policeman: I might have to arrest you for Disordely Conduct for arguing with me
Jordonias: WHAT?
Policeman: You're never coming back here again

The policeman drives off laughing

Jordonias: I still come back here at least once a week

THE END


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Re:Jew Tee ( From: TheUnderTaker )
and your a bigger twat now than before now tiger off and leave me alne you turtle ass tigerer
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Offline Rokhan

The Jordan and Gebus chronicles
« Reply #1 on: October 05, 2008, 07:08:11 pm »
LOL.

When you started with the poker I could've sworn I was gonna make a cameo
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Rokhan, Level 30 Mace - 1st Steeltide  
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Rokhan II, Level 20 Thrower - 2nd Steeltide  
Furion, Level 30 Mage - Xerxes  
Rokhan, Level 33 Mace - Ataxia  
Marksman Rokhan, Level 35 Xbow - Ataxia  
Script Rokhan, Level 22 Bow - Chaos    
Rokhan, Level 42 Thrower - Kirin    
Rhasta, Level 24 - Horizon

My joker trumps your ace
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Offline Pokemon Steve

The Jordan and Gebus chronicles
« Reply #2 on: October 05, 2008, 08:26:01 pm »
The thing is Rokhan, these stories are real. Lol.

Offline Rokhan

The Jordan and Gebus chronicles
« Reply #3 on: October 06, 2008, 03:22:42 pm »
You never know I might goto the Timba ------ land of Minnesota!
DarkTemplar, Level 28 Sword -Liberty  
Rokhan, Level 30 Mace - 1st Steeltide  
DemonHunter, Level 32 Mage - 2nd Phobos  
Rokhan II, Level 20 Thrower - 2nd Steeltide  
Furion, Level 30 Mage - Xerxes  
Rokhan, Level 33 Mace - Ataxia  
Marksman Rokhan, Level 35 Xbow - Ataxia  
Script Rokhan, Level 22 Bow - Chaos    
Rokhan, Level 42 Thrower - Kirin    
Rhasta, Level 24 - Horizon

My joker trumps your ace
♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠

 

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