Minnesota - 2pm
Jordonias gets picked up by Tweet in his Ford Taurus. The Taurus has twelve people in. Jord, Tweet, Derek and Chris in the front. Stroman, Webb, Paxer and Another Chris are in the back. Gebus, Ganner, Mevi and Dthao are in the trunk
Jordonias: Where we going?
Derek: Wal Mart, we're going to play Tag
Jordonias: Cool
10 minutes later they park in the Wal Mart car park and come out of the Taurus. Twenty bystanders are all looking at them
Bystander1: Damn kids, what they up too?
Bystander2: I bet they are causing trouble
Bystander3: tigering rednecks in their Taurus
Paxer: Ok, last one on is "it"
Stroman: Whooooooooooo
Everyone starts running inside and scatter in all directions, Stroman is last, and is "it." They begin to play about half an hour until a security guard catches Chris
Security Guard: Now young man, you are running around being unruly, what are you doing?
Chris: I'm uh...
Security Guard: Playing Tag?
Chris: Not at all, i'm shopping, i'm looking for a new Xbox 360 game
Security Guard: Looks to me like you running around boy
Chris: Trust me, i'm shopping
Out of nowhere Derek runs past, who is "it" and taps Chris saying "You're it"
Security Guard: What the tiger? There's 12 of you running around, darn kids
Another Chris: Time to hide
Jordonias, Another Chris, Mevi, Ganner and Stroman hide in a tent. A Wal Mart employee comes over too see what's happening
Employee: I wonder what's happning here?
The employee looks in the tent
Mevi: Oh wolf
Stroman: They got us
Ganner: Let's go
The five jump out and the employee is really confused
Five isles over the others are playing Dodgeball, while Jordonias is at the intercom
Jordonias: Will Paxer stop being retarded?
Jordonias: Will Webb finally get a job?
Gebus: Ok, we better leave, enough trouble for today
Chris: Good idea
Dthao: Back to the Taurus
The twelve go back home
The next week...
Ganner: We're off to play Poker today
Mevi: Lets see who wins this one
Stroman: To Wal Mart
Paxer takes a deck of cards from the shop and opens them. Gebus sets up a table and they all sit around and start to play
Webb: I'll see your $30 and raise you $50
Another Chris: I'll see your $50 and raise $60
Chris: I'll see your $60 and raise you $100
Mevi: I'll see your $100 and raise you $120
They are interrupted by the same security guard that was there last week
Security Guard: Look children, gambling is baaaaaaaaad okaaaaaaaaaay? I called the police
Gebus: Lets go
THe following week...
The twelve are back at Wal Mart again, this time minding their own business but the security guard recognises them
Tweet: Look? Stop following us ok?
Security Guard: You shouldn't have come back here, leave now
Paxer: Meh, ok
They go outside and the cops are there
Policeman: What are you doing here?
Jordonias: Nothing
Policeman: That's not what it looks like
Jordonias: Seriously, we were doing nothing
Policeman: A lot of nothing is bad, go get a job you tigering redneck
Jordonias: WHAT?
Policeman: Get a job
Jordonias: LOOK, I WORK TWO JOBS YOU dog
Policeman: Don't you talk to me like that young man
Jordonias: Don't say I need a job then, I have to drivy my Dad to work. Life isn't easy
Policeman: You'd make a bad cop too
Jordonias: If I were anything like you, sure
Policeman: I might have to arrest you for Disordely Conduct for arguing with me
Jordonias: WHAT?
Policeman: You're never coming back here again
The policeman drives off laughing
Jordonias: I still come back here at least once a week
THE END