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Offline chronolink

When Gizza met Christy
« on: August 20, 2008, 01:28:54 pm »
Inside the Scotland Yard Pub, Toronto. Grinch is addressing an audience

Grinch: Ok people, there was a time, years ago, when two people did find happiness. These were the most unlikely couple, but this is how it goes

Grinch sips some Whisky

Grinch: Well, it all started somewhere in Kansas

Howl At The Moon Bar, Kansas. 20 Years ago

Gizza is having a lonely night out and telling a few women about his Australian branch in a major Ice Cream company in the USA. Christy and her band are playing God Save The Queen originally by The Sex Pistols

Gizza: So this year, we had a turnover over well more than $2,000,000. Isn't that great?

The 2 girls he is talking too, seemingly totally unphased and uninterested by Gizza start talking again about what guy they went for lastnight. Gizza, realising he's not going to find a girl ever, goes back to the bar for another drink

Gizza: Sambuca please
Barkeep: You look pretty upset
Gizza: Well, it's just i'm a successful businessman and i've never had a girlfriend

The band stop playing at that moment and announce they are having a break from playing

Barkeep: You might get lucky, here comes Christy. She'll love a man who is successful and has a lot of money

Christy walks to the bar

Christy: Sambuca please
Gizza: Hi, you drink Sambuca too? So do I
Christy: I love Sambuca, oh i'm sorry, I didn't introduce myself. I'm Christy
Gizza: I... I... I'm Gizza
Christy: Nice to meet you Mr Gizza, can I get you a drink?
Gizza: But i'm uh, drinking already
Christy: Then i'll buy you another
Gizza: Sure

Grinch: Now this all looks very Hollywood, but check what happens next

Grinch blows smoke from a pipe he lit up earlier

Christy: So you own a US branch in a major Ice Cream company?
Gizza: Yes
Christy: I love Ice Cream, how about after I finish tonight you teach me a bit more about Ice Cream and what you can do?

Gizza starts choking on some of his drink, but quickly recovers

Gizza: Sure
Christy: Ok i'm off back to play, later big guy

Grinch: So Gizza waited until the bands helpers packed everything away, but he was in a spot of trouble; he didn't know how to do it

Grinch sips some more Whisky

Christy: Follow me

They go upstairs to a room where the band are staying

Christy: So tell me more about what you do
Gizza: I uh...

Gizza is interupted by Christy taking off her clothes

Gizza: I run the company... I make money, you know I really have a lot of money

Grinch: By this time, she's taken all her clothes off and Gizza is just standing there stuck for words

Christy: Ok big guy, eat me like you would Ice Cream

Christy tackles Gizza to the bed and starts taking his clothes off

Grinch: Albeit Gizza having no clue what to do, Christy did it all for him... but Christy being some Punk Rocker was on The Pill so Gizza had no worries, nor did she. They tigered for about 20 minutes and Gizza seemed a new man

About a month later Gizza is in his Palace where he gets a phonecall

Gizza: Hello?
Christy: It's me, look, i'm pregnant
Gizza: OH SHI....
Christy: Look, our relationship is ok. I guess, we can get through this; but we must get to Vegas to marry each other
Gizza: Oh, ok

1 roadtrip later

Spring Valley, Las Vegas

An Elvis impersonator weds them

Elvis impersonator: I now pronounce you, man and wife yeah baby
Christy: I love you Gizza
Gizza: I love you too
Elvis Impersonator: I dated your little sister...

1 roadtrip back

Grinch: But not all at the time was cracked up to be

Grinch takes another blow of his pipe

4 months later

Christy: I neeeeeeed more Ice Cream
Gizza: You'll get fat
Christy: Look, I neeeeed Ice Cream
Gizza: Ok, i'll swing by work and get some
Christy: Get me loads

So Christy feeds on Ice Cream until one day...

Christy: My water is broken
Gizza: AGHHHHHH, to the hospital

Gizza drives as quick as he can to the nearest hospital. After a lovely delivery of a baby boy, Gizza decides

Gizza: Brendan, we'll call him Brendan
Christy: Such a lovely name
Gizza: Uh darling? Could you lose a bit more weight?
Christy: I'll try
Gizza: I love you Christy
Christy: I love you too Giz...

Grinch: Now here's the weird part of this story

Grinch takes yet another sip of Whisky

The hospital wall falls down piling on top of a car. Inside is Chronolink stupidly-dressed as Dr Emmet Brown and Rokhan, who is dressed as Marty Mcfly

Rokhan: I said take a left at the entrance, not hit the wall
Chronolink: Too late for that, oh look, he's there
Gizza: What? What's happening?
Rokhan: We're here to tell you about the future?
Chronolink: Wait a sec, try again

Chronolink hits a switch that plays the music from Back To The Future

Gizza: What about the future?
Rokhan: Oh you turn out fine, it's your children
Gizza: What happens?
Chronolink: Well, look at this TV screen, we made a movie about it

Chronolink switches on a small TV screen with Rokhan dressed up as Brendan and Chronolink dressed up as an IRS man

IRS man: It failed, we are here to take your business
Brendan: HOW CAN YOU KICK ME OUT OF WHAT IS MIIIIIIIIINE?

Grinch: Well, that concludes that story. There won't be another so stop giving me requests

Grinch takes one last smoke of his pipe and finishes his Whisky

Grinch: Goodnight


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Re:Jew Tee ( From: TheUnderTaker )
and your a bigger twat now than before now tiger off and leave me alne you turtle ass tigerer
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Offline The Muffin Man

When Gizza met Christy
« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2008, 01:39:42 pm »
o lordy...

Offline Lord Darkness

When Gizza met Christy
« Reply #2 on: August 20, 2008, 01:41:00 pm »
hehe, a few bits in there actually made me laugh
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Offline StevenTox

When Gizza met Christy
« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2008, 02:04:27 pm »
Christy: Ok big guy, eat me like you would Ice Cream

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When Gizza met Christy
« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2008, 02:14:33 pm »
Hahaha, that was hilarious
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Offline Devil

When Gizza met Christy
« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2008, 03:54:08 pm »
Lmao

RS man: It failed, we are here to take your business
Brendan: HOW CAN YOU KICK ME OUT OF WHAT IS MIIIIIIIIINE?

My favorite point. You are god at stories, chrono.


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Offline Brendan

When Gizza met Christy
« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2008, 04:33:22 pm »
Rokhan: I said take a left at the entrance, not hit the wall

I laughed at that, reminds me of your horrible GTA Driving.

Offline chronolink

When Gizza met Christy
« Reply #7 on: August 20, 2008, 04:35:50 pm »
Quote from: Brendan
Rokhan: I said take a left at the entrance, not hit the wall

I laughed at that, reminds me of your horrible GTA Driving.

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Re:Jew Tee ( From: TheUnderTaker )
and your a bigger twat now than before now tiger off and leave me alne you turtle ass tigerer
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Offline Gizza

When Gizza met Christy
« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2008, 07:08:44 am »
I think I'm going to be sick.

But I laughed at the wall part.

Offline TeringJoden

When Gizza met Christy
« Reply #9 on: August 21, 2008, 08:08:17 am »
Lol haha.    

Offline Rokhan

When Gizza met Christy
« Reply #10 on: August 24, 2008, 10:29:52 pm »
Marty Mcfly, man I LOL'd. That the wall thing and 'HOW CAN YOU KICK ME OUT OF WHAT IS MINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

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