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Offline Devil

PBJ Sandwich Guide
« on: August 19, 2008, 07:29:03 pm »
We had to make a step by step instructional on how a computer would make a PBJ. Here is what I came up with.

Find Peanut Butter Jar
   Place right hand on lid
   Tighten right hand around lid
   Twist counter-clockwise 7 times
   Lift lid off of jar
   Place right hand over desk, and untighten grip on the lid
   Find Jelly Jar
   Place right hand on lid
   Tighten right hand around lid
   Twist counter-clockwise 7 times
   Lift lid off of jar
   Place right hand over desk, and untighten grip on the lid
   Go to B
   Find Loaf of Bread
   Alternate 1 : Place right hand on twisty-tie
   Alternate 1 : Take right thumb and right pointer finger and

tighten grip on twisty tie right at the point where it is twisted, and

where it is not
   Alternate 1 : Twist counter-clockwise until loosened.
   Alternate 1 : Lift twisty-tie off of the package
   Alternate 1 : Loosen grip over desk.
   Alternate 2 : Place thumb and pointer finger of each hand on

opposite sides of the plastic thing
   Alternate 2 : Tighten grip on plastic thing
   Alternate 2 : Move pointer finger up on your right hand and down

on your left hand and thumb down on your right hand and up on your left

hand
   Alternate 2 : Pull towards yourself and loosen grip of plastic

thing over a desk.
   Place your right hand on the open end of the loaf of bread bag.
   Tighten grip of your right hand
   Lift right hand up and wait 15 seconds
   Let go of bread over desk
   With your right hand grab the open end of the loaf of bread bag
   Tighten Grip
   Raise your right hand up 2 inches
   Take your left hand and and place it in the newly opened bag
   Move your left hand forward until you hit bread
   Lift your left hand up until you start to feel resistance of the

bag pulling downwards.
   Move your left hand forward 1/2 inch and twitch your forward

pointer finger towards your palm.
   Move your left hand forward 1/2 inch and twitch your forward

pointer finger towards your palm.
   Move your left hand forward 1/2 inch and twitch your forward

pointer finger towards your palm.
   Move your left hand to the left until you touch the bag
   Move the back of your left hand against the side of the bag
   Slide your left hand under the 2 pieces of bread
   Close your thumb over the 2 peices of bread and lift up 2 inches
   Pull your left arm towards yourself and place 2 pieces of bread

on the desk
   Loosen your right hand
   Move your left hand beside the bread pile
   Slide your left hand down 1/2 inch
   Slide your left hand right 3 inches
   Find knife
   Place right hand over knife
   Close right hand around base of the knife
   [Lunge the knife as fast as possible in the person next to you

(just kidding!!)]
   Pick your right hand up and move your hand upwards 90 degrees
   Place right hand directly over the peanut butter jar
   Lift right hand up 5 inches
   Twist hand 180 degrees downwards
   Move right hand down 5 inches
   Slide right hand right and twist hand 25 degrees
   Move right hand forward 1/2 inch
   Move right hand toward yourself
   Take left hand and place it around a piece of bread
   Hold bread flat against the palm of your left hand
   Place knife over piece of bread
   Spread Peanut Butter on Piece of bread
   Let go of piece of bread, peanut butter side up, on the desk
   Straighten the knife so it is exactly 180 degrees
   Place right hand directly over the jelly jar
   Lift right hand up 5 inches
   Twist hand 180 degrees downwards
   Move right hand down 5 inches
   Slide right hand right and twist hand 25 degrees
   Move right hand forward 1/2 inch
   Move right hand toward yourself
   Take left hand and place it around the last piece of bread
   Hold bread flat against the palm of your left hand
   Place knife over piece of bread
   Spread Jelly on bread
   Place bread jelly side down on the peanut butter side up pieve

of bread
   Align the pieces so no jelly or peanut butter is showing
   Place down knife on a desk


I CAN SEE FOREVER!

Quote from: Rokhan
So get creative and not necrotic

Offline Lord Darkness

PBJ Sandwich Guide
« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2008, 07:34:20 pm »
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooookaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay =/
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« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2008, 08:07:37 pm »
Wow. I'm making a pbj right now haha
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Offline TeringJoden

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« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2008, 08:13:27 pm »
Ew

Offline Lord Darkness

PBJ Sandwich Guide
« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2008, 08:17:00 pm »
Good song tbh
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2nd Steeltide - lvl 55 Mage 1 Damon
Nulona  -  lvl 66 Mage   5 Damons
Nulona  - lvl 40 Bow    5 Damons
Xerxes  - lvl 73 Bow   8 Damons
Xerxes  - lvl 1000 @@Admin
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Offline TeringJoden

PBJ Sandwich Guide
« Reply #5 on: August 19, 2008, 08:22:41 pm »
Quote from: Lord Darkness
Good song tbh

Wut Song?

Offline Lord Darkness

PBJ Sandwich Guide
« Reply #6 on: August 19, 2008, 08:25:57 pm »
The song that Devil was singing in his Post?
1st Steeltide - lvl 29 Xbower  No Damon
2nd Steeltide - lvl 55 Mage 1 Damon
Nulona  -  lvl 66 Mage   5 Damons
Nulona  - lvl 40 Bow    5 Damons
Xerxes  - lvl 73 Bow   8 Damons
Xerxes  - lvl 1000 @@Admin
Asylum - lvl 24 Mace      0 Damons!! :O

Offline TeringJoden

PBJ Sandwich Guide
« Reply #7 on: August 19, 2008, 08:27:20 pm »
Didn't realise it was a song.

Offline Lord Darkness

PBJ Sandwich Guide
« Reply #8 on: August 19, 2008, 08:32:13 pm »
Its a Rap Song by G Dawgy Dog Dawg
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2nd Steeltide - lvl 55 Mage 1 Damon
Nulona  -  lvl 66 Mage   5 Damons
Nulona  - lvl 40 Bow    5 Damons
Xerxes  - lvl 73 Bow   8 Damons
Xerxes  - lvl 1000 @@Admin
Asylum - lvl 24 Mace      0 Damons!! :O

Offline TeringJoden

PBJ Sandwich Guide
« Reply #9 on: August 19, 2008, 08:34:06 pm »
Lol WEWT

Offline Devil

PBJ Sandwich Guide
« Reply #10 on: August 19, 2008, 09:07:11 pm »
It's actually a good learning tool for kids. I excluded the bad lyrics, (mostly ------s, ho's, attitudes, ------s with attitudes and ho's with attitudes)

Did you guys like it?


I CAN SEE FOREVER!

Quote from: Rokhan
So get creative and not necrotic

Offline Rokhan

PBJ Sandwich Guide
« Reply #11 on: August 19, 2008, 09:18:59 pm »
I like the song wheres its like ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME, over and over again lol
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Offline Lord Darkness

PBJ Sandwich Guide
« Reply #12 on: August 20, 2008, 01:16:24 pm »
isnt that off Family Guy Rokhan?
1st Steeltide - lvl 29 Xbower  No Damon
2nd Steeltide - lvl 55 Mage 1 Damon
Nulona  -  lvl 66 Mage   5 Damons
Nulona  - lvl 40 Bow    5 Damons
Xerxes  - lvl 73 Bow   8 Damons
Xerxes  - lvl 1000 @@Admin
Asylum - lvl 24 Mace      0 Damons!! :O

Offline Devil

PBJ Sandwich Guide
« Reply #13 on: August 20, 2008, 03:47:40 pm »
Quote from: Lord Darkness
isnt that off Family Guy Rokhan?
NO! NO! NO!

Family Guy did NOT coin peanut butter jelly time.

NO!


I CAN SEE FOREVER!

Quote from: Rokhan
So get creative and not necrotic

Offline StormyNight

PBJ Sandwich Guide
« Reply #14 on: August 20, 2008, 06:03:33 pm »
The PBJ Banana is an OOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD ninnernet meme.
That exercise is an OOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDDD learning tool instructing you that people look into/do things differently. IE what if you didn't have PB? My thing would be to go buy the ingredients firstly.

Offline Devil

PBJ Sandwich Guide
« Reply #15 on: August 22, 2008, 05:56:26 pm »
Quote from: StormyNight
The PBJ Banana is an OOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD ninnernet meme.
That exercise is an OOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDDD learning tool instructing you that people look into/do things differently. IE what if you didn't have PB? My thing would be to go buy the ingredients firstly.
He said to make assumptions, like we have all the ingredients needed. Lol. Mine was the longest in the entire class. Everyone else wrote like 10 lines.


I CAN SEE FOREVER!

Quote from: Rokhan
So get creative and not necrotic

 

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