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Offline chronolink

Imposters
« on: July 04, 2008, 12:02:15 pm »
And we continue where we left off

Daegan: Now's a good time to stealth the ship
Kaios: How?
Muffin Man: This button here

Muffin Man presses an invisible button

Jon: Nerd for knowing that was there
Rokhan: Ok, ship cannot be seen
Daegan: Nice flying Chrono, you tigered everything up
Chronolink: What? There's no posers here, besides you can do the ship, i'm getting this blade fixed
Damen: No posers eh? Then
Gizza: How do you explain
Damen: That?

Gizza and Damen point at past Gizza and Dravien

Chronolink: That's just your past selves. Don't tell them their future though, your future-self might not exist
Dravien: But if we do this mission, and die anyway, what difference does it make?
Daegan: Meh, go along and do it then. Meanwhile I need Cronus to fix the mechanical and electical side to the ship, the  rest work on the other damage. I'll work on this master plan on what to do when we go further back in time

Chronolink walks over to Past Gizza

Chronolink: Hey? I plan not to be here long, so I need a favour
Past Gizza: You're Chronolink?
Chronolink: Yeh... why?
Past Gizza: Dravien told me ALL about you
Chronolink: He did? Like that time I leveled my Blacksmith too high?
Past Gizza: Well, not that
Chronolink: Look, nevermind what happened, I need this Blade fixed
Past Gizza: I'll see what I can do

Past Gizza tries to fix the sword but fails, and keeps failing

Chronolink: Keep getting your skill up, I need it fixed
Past Gizza: This is part of my n00b training?
Chronolink: It is now, keep at it, i'll be back later

Aelfgeft approaches

Aelfgeft: Why did you destroy my land?
Chronolink: Piloting error, I didn't mean too

Sturm and John walk by

Sturm: Hey Aelf? Nice land
Jon: Hehehe

They both walk off

Chronolink: Your life isn't all ruined, tell you what, i'll get you a present for your land that only you can use
Aelfgeft: Really?
Chronolink: Yeh, wait and see

Chronolink walks back to the airship

Daegan: Ah Chrono, took your time, I was about to address the master plan
Chronolink: Made it on time though, hey where's Drav?
Muffin Man: Talking to his past-self
Kaios: We did warn him
Jon: n00bs know nothing of time-travel
Daegan: As I was saying... here's my plan:

Muffin Man and Kaios you are to take on The Ashen Knights
Me and Jon will take on PYR8
Damen and Gizza will fight Lost Souls
Cronus will kill any excess people lieing around that people impersonate
Dravien and Rokhan will tidy up the low-key guilds

Chronolink: What about me?
Daegan: You're so cool, you can kill UT

Chronolink does a crazy celebration dance where everyone looks at him in a weird way

Chronolink: ABOUT DAMN TIME!
Daegan: Until then, carry on

Chronolink gets a few things and leaves the ship, he walks past Dravien who is talking to his past-self

Chronolink: Didn't you hear the effects of this? What if Past-Dravien makes a measure to stop this mission from happening?
Past-Dravien: I hear we die anyway, why does it matter?
Dravien: Yeh, what I said
Chronolink: Don't be too sure about your death, that itself is a future event
Past-Dravien: Whatever fat-sage

Chronolink walks over to Aelfgeft

Chronolink: Present for you
Aelfgeft: What is it?
Chronolink: Observe

Chronolink shoots a Small Hessite Golem with a Shotgun with Explosive Shells destroying it

Aelfgeft: Why you destroy my Golem?
Chronolink: Relax, it's a demonstration as to what we can do for you. Here's what happens. I give you the Shotgun, you
dig your hands into this time-warp that i'm making on your land; where you can get unlimited ammo, and fire away. As everyones Missile Defence sucks you can kill whoever you like
Aelfgeft: Really?
Chronolink: Yes, try it later

Meanwhile back at the Airship

Cronus: Everything fixed
Kaios: Ship is back to normal
Muffin Man: I themed some of this in pink paint
Rokhan: Why you decorated the ship in pink i'll never know
Damen: It's the
Gizza: New look

Chronolink enters

Chronolink: Is my beautiful ship fixed yet?
Daegan: Of course it is retard
Chronolink: Who you calling retard you mere mortal?

Daegan gets his Shrokrim ready and throws it and Chronolink. Chronolink dodges and tries to thrust Daegan with a Hessite
Sword but misses

Jon: Enough you two n00bs
Daegan: I doubt we'll accomplish this if you can't evan hit UT
Chronolink: Yeh? Come watch

Everyone walks over to Past-Gizza who finally manages to get fixing the Blade Of The Fuhror

Chronolink: That's right, keep hitting that blade
Gizza: Everything will
Damen: Work out fine
Muffin Man: Don't tell them that, they might change things
Past-Gizza: It's ok. I know in future i'll meet Damen, i'll leave Dravien's teachings behind and follow my destiny
Dravien: Damn n00b, I knew I taught you the wrong way

Jon slaps Dravien

Jon: You're the n00b, you were stupid enough to talk to your past-self
Dravien: Whatever, let's just finish this mission

Past-Gizza hands over the finished Blade Of The Fuhror to Chronolink

Chronolink swings it around a bit listening to it's whistle and slices Daegan in the arm

Daegan: RIGHT BITCH! NOW YOU ARE FOR IT
Kaios: Calm down
Muffin Man: You can settle this after we stop this war
Daegan: Looks like this asshole can hit people properly after all

Chronolink readies another swing

Rokhan: No Chrono, we need him
Chronolink: Ok ok, we postpone this fight until after we do everything
Damen: Back to
Gizza: The ship

Everyone is back in the ship all ready, except Chronlink and Rokhan who are in a secret place inside the ship

Rokhan: Preset timers are on
Chronolink: You think five hours is ok?
Rokhan: Sure thing
Chronolink: Hope this works out, otherwise we are all done

Back on the Bridge Cronus and Jon are on the controls

Daegan: Back we go, to the future of RPGWO

The airship lifts off and flies away quickly

Back on Nulona Aelfgeft is having fun

John: Hey Aelf? What else to destroy?

Aelfgeft shoots him blowing him up

Sturm: Uhhh... don't do anything, i'm just being frien....

Aelfgeft shoots him as well reducing him to nothing

Aelfgeft: Whooooooooooo haaaa haaaaaaaaaa git of muh land ahahahahahahaha

THE END


Liberty - lvl 56 Swordsman ~ Retired
Steeltide - lvl 65 Macer ~ Retired
Steeltide - lvl 19 Suicide Archer ~ Retired
Phobos - lvl 18 Swordsman ~ Retired
Phobos - lvl 57 Thrower ~ Retired
Shadow - lvl 12 Thrower ~ Retired
Arcanium - lvl 22 Rifleman ~ Retired
Chown -R us ./Base

http://fuhrorcity.myminicity.com/

Re:Jew Tee ( From: TheUnderTaker )
and your a bigger twat now than before now tiger off and leave me alne you turtle ass tigerer
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Offline The Muffin Man

Imposters
« Reply #1 on: July 04, 2008, 12:06:54 pm »
Wasn't as funny as your usuals. Still good.


Me and Kaios kill the ashen knights by dropping un-movable drake scales in the middle of spawns

kekekke

Offline chronolink

Imposters
« Reply #2 on: July 04, 2008, 12:17:19 pm »
Wasn't meant to make this.... funny as such

Depends how you look at the 3rd one which i'm yet to write (and the fourth, which you'll have to wait and see)


Liberty - lvl 56 Swordsman ~ Retired
Steeltide - lvl 65 Macer ~ Retired
Steeltide - lvl 19 Suicide Archer ~ Retired
Phobos - lvl 18 Swordsman ~ Retired
Phobos - lvl 57 Thrower ~ Retired
Shadow - lvl 12 Thrower ~ Retired
Arcanium - lvl 22 Rifleman ~ Retired
Chown -R us ./Base

http://fuhrorcity.myminicity.com/

Re:Jew Tee ( From: TheUnderTaker )
and your a bigger twat now than before now tiger off and leave me alne you turtle ass tigerer
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Offline Mack the Blacksmith

Imposters
« Reply #3 on: July 04, 2008, 12:20:13 pm »
<no comment>
« Last Edit: July 05, 2008, 06:55:09 pm by Rokhan »


[!--quoteo(post=0:date=:name=Chronolink on Vent)--][div class='quotetop']QUOTE (Chronolink on Vent)[div class='quotemain'][!--quotec--]Calling people hawks now? Jeez, going too far.[/quote]
 

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Imposters
« Reply #4 on: July 04, 2008, 12:26:26 pm »
lolololololololol
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Offline StevenTox

Imposters
« Reply #5 on: July 04, 2008, 12:31:40 pm »
lul

Offline chronolink

Imposters
« Reply #6 on: July 04, 2008, 12:40:51 pm »
Steventox gets a line in the next story ;)


Liberty - lvl 56 Swordsman ~ Retired
Steeltide - lvl 65 Macer ~ Retired
Steeltide - lvl 19 Suicide Archer ~ Retired
Phobos - lvl 18 Swordsman ~ Retired
Phobos - lvl 57 Thrower ~ Retired
Shadow - lvl 12 Thrower ~ Retired
Arcanium - lvl 22 Rifleman ~ Retired
Chown -R us ./Base

http://fuhrorcity.myminicity.com/

Re:Jew Tee ( From: TheUnderTaker )
and your a bigger twat now than before now tiger off and leave me alne you turtle ass tigerer
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Sent on: Today, 04:11 PM


Offline Mack the Blacksmith

Imposters
« Reply #7 on: July 04, 2008, 12:41:17 pm »


[!--quoteo(post=0:date=:name=Chronolink on Vent)--][div class='quotetop']QUOTE (Chronolink on Vent)[div class='quotemain'][!--quotec--]Calling people hawks now? Jeez, going too far.[/quote]
 

Offline StevenTox

Imposters
« Reply #8 on: July 04, 2008, 01:05:35 pm »

Offline Brendan

Imposters
« Reply #9 on: July 04, 2008, 10:05:27 pm »
I swear, I'd get pissed off if someone actually did finish my sentences.

Offline chronolink

Imposters
« Reply #10 on: July 05, 2008, 05:15:18 am »
Quote from: Brendan
I swear, I'd get pissed off if someone actually did finish my sentences.








[span style=\'color:#000000;background:#000000\']In the next story you merge together... forming Woody Fowler or something[/span]


Liberty - lvl 56 Swordsman ~ Retired
Steeltide - lvl 65 Macer ~ Retired
Steeltide - lvl 19 Suicide Archer ~ Retired
Phobos - lvl 18 Swordsman ~ Retired
Phobos - lvl 57 Thrower ~ Retired
Shadow - lvl 12 Thrower ~ Retired
Arcanium - lvl 22 Rifleman ~ Retired
Chown -R us ./Base

http://fuhrorcity.myminicity.com/

Re:Jew Tee ( From: TheUnderTaker )
and your a bigger twat now than before now tiger off and leave me alne you turtle ass tigerer
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Sent on: Today, 04:11 PM


Offline Mack the Blacksmith

Imposters
« Reply #11 on: July 05, 2008, 05:25:00 am »
[span style=\'color:#000000;background:#000000\']Jerry Springer*[/span]


[!--quoteo(post=0:date=:name=Chronolink on Vent)--][div class='quotetop']QUOTE (Chronolink on Vent)[div class='quotemain'][!--quotec--]Calling people hawks now? Jeez, going too far.[/quote]
 

Offline Brendan

Imposters
« Reply #12 on: July 05, 2008, 07:30:41 am »
Quote from: chronolink
[span style=\'color:#000000;background:#000000\']In the next story you merge together... forming Woody Fowler or something[/span]

[span style=\'color:#000000;background:#000000\']fowler? I wasn't brennan fowler. Brendan Thomson was me....[/span]

Offline chronolink

Imposters
« Reply #13 on: July 05, 2008, 01:50:29 pm »
FINE

[span style=\'color:#000000;background:#000000\']WOODY THOMSON[/span] THEN!


Liberty - lvl 56 Swordsman ~ Retired
Steeltide - lvl 65 Macer ~ Retired
Steeltide - lvl 19 Suicide Archer ~ Retired
Phobos - lvl 18 Swordsman ~ Retired
Phobos - lvl 57 Thrower ~ Retired
Shadow - lvl 12 Thrower ~ Retired
Arcanium - lvl 22 Rifleman ~ Retired
Chown -R us ./Base

http://fuhrorcity.myminicity.com/

Re:Jew Tee ( From: TheUnderTaker )
and your a bigger twat now than before now tiger off and leave me alne you turtle ass tigerer
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Sent on: Today, 04:11 PM


Offline Rokhan

Imposters
« Reply #14 on: July 05, 2008, 06:56:03 pm »
I lold.

Why do I clean up other random's?
Boo on you!


And damn I need to get writing one of these days.
DarkTemplar, Level 28 Sword -Liberty  
Rokhan, Level 30 Mace - 1st Steeltide  
DemonHunter, Level 32 Mage - 2nd Phobos  
Rokhan II, Level 20 Thrower - 2nd Steeltide  
Furion, Level 30 Mage - Xerxes  
Rokhan, Level 33 Mace - Ataxia  
Marksman Rokhan, Level 35 Xbow - Ataxia  
Script Rokhan, Level 22 Bow - Chaos    
Rokhan, Level 42 Thrower - Kirin    
Rhasta, Level 24 - Horizon

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Offline Gizza

Imposters
« Reply #15 on: July 05, 2008, 11:15:49 pm »
I found it funny that I fight the guild I was in for alot of Phobos... Despite that, good story.

 

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