Arcanium
After defeating all the n00bs Chronolink and Rokhan observed Arcanium, keeping it safe. They gained Arcanium technology to make the airship bigger, in a typical everyday life of these two with a big responsibilty their day is normal; playing poker, getting drunk and such
Chronolink: Morning Rokhan, what's on todays instant breakfast menu?
Rokhan: Fuhrios, of course
Chronolink: Sounds cool, lets eat. Add a full English to that
After guzzling down breakfast Chronolink digs into his cider and cigarettes while Rokhan practices his Poker tricks
Rokhan: Silver Diamond.... wait this isn't right
Chronolink: You mean a red diamond?
Rokhan: Yeh, I think I drank too much of your cider
Chronolink: We're running short of alcohol you know that right?
Rokhan: We are? No
Chronolink: Yeh we are, fly lower so we can get more
They bring the airship lower only to see Cronus with a Railgun killing hundreds of people
Chronolink: What is this? Cronus sure is owning everyone
Rokhan: Yeh... but why are they all called Wesson?
Chronolink: Wesson is down there?
Rokhan: There's hundreds of Wesson's
Chronolink: It's law, you can't kill Wesson, how is he killing hundreds?
In unison they get it right, and together they say:
Posers
Chronolink: We just dealt with the n00b problem, now there's posers?
Rokhan: Seems so
Chronolink: Throw him a rope and get him up here before they swarm him
Together they rescue Cronos
Cronus: Thanks guys, I couldn't hold them off much longer
Rokhan: What are we to do?
Chronolink: Let's get to Kirin, see if they have the same problem
They warp to Kirin only to be met with a black void
Rokhan: Empty...
Chronolink: Yeh, whatever did Grinch do?
Cronus: Hey what's that?
They see two floating objects next to each other
Chronolink: Only two objects left in a void that was a world once?
Rokhan: Bring them in I guess
Cronus, knowing his Arcanium technology brings in the two objects
Rokhan: It's a broken sword
Chronolink: Not really, there's an inscription on both blades
Cronus: "Blade Of The Fuhror"
Rokhan: What does this mean?
Chronolink: Seems Grinch left me my own weapon that Muffin Man created
Cronus: It's broken though
Chronolink: It's ok, Gizza can fix it for me. Before we go back in time though, we need one last warp to Arcanium to get some stuff
One warp to Arcanium later...
Chronolink: Ok, let's bring in all alcohol, cigarettes and poker chips we can
They are suddenly blocked by UT
UT: What are YOU doing here?
Rokhan: We are on a mission
UT hits Rokhan throwing him accross their airship
Cronus: tiger you UT
Cronus unloads his railgun and M16 into UT to no avail. UT throws Cronus into Rokhan
UT: Welcome to MY world
Chronolink: Get outa here mate, or I WILL deal down some real damage
UT: HA! Like what?
Chronolink throws his broken Blade Of The Fuhror into his chest
UT: NO.... NO... nooooooooo
UT vanishes
Rokhan: Darn that hurt, how did he vanish like that? Think he learnt time-travel too?
Chronolink: Possibly. Let's find where he went and go to Pyramid
They warp to Pyramid
Upon arriving they see Jon killing a lot of Del Roh's with his deity powers
Chronolink: More posers? How can this be?
Rokhan: Not sure, let's make it easy for Jon and get him here
They rescue Jon and warp to Nulona
On seeing Nulona again they see Dravien killing hundreds of Tilurs
Cronus: Wow, how can he kill Tilur like that?
Jon: That's an imposter, or many there of. Quick he is being swarmed with them
They quickly rescue Dravien
Dravien: Bloody Hell.... hundreds of them. Thankyou for saving me
Rokhan: This is too weird, let's get out of here
Jon: Wait wait wait... where too? And how to deal with this?
Chronolink: Only Warmaster Daegan knows
After a trip to Deimos they see Damen and Gizza fighting loads of Stryders
Damen: This is
Gizza: A pretty bad
Damen: Thing to happen
Gizza: Hey look? An airship lets
Damen: Get on it
Gizza: Quickly and escape
After getting Damen and Gizza on the ship they question where Daegan could be
Gizza: Why not
Damen: Try Asylum?
They warp to Asylum
Upon entering they see Daegan, killing loads of Axeman with his magic skills
Chronolink: It's ok Mr Daegan, we got you
Daegan: Chrono? What are you doing here?
Chronlink: Rescuing you
Daegan: Get your n00b Brit ass outa here, I can take them
Before Daegan has much of a choice Cronus brings him in
Rokhan: Let's get out of here
Chronolink: Ok, too Chaos, I think we'll be safe
They warp to Chaos and find The Muffin Man and Kaios fight off a Revolution of Revolutions
Daegan: #### day? What is this?
Dravien: There's too many, how do I Tesla-Coil this lot?
Chronolink: This ship doesn't have a Tesla-Coil, and we have no Anti-n00b bomb either
Rokhan jumps to the controls
Rokhan: Ace up the sleeve? I pull Aces outa my ass
Rokhan activates the multi-chaingun mowing down all Revolutions
Cronus: Bring them in
They warp to a safe-zone where everything is frozen but them. Daegan is the first to kick off
Daegan: I had everything perfect there, and YOU come on and rescue me? tiger you guys
Jon: You're a n00b though
Daegan: HEY? I'LL KICK YOUR ASS ANYDAY
Gizza: Let's not
Damen: Get too hostile here
Chronolink: Dae? We need you, that's why we had to rescue you. There is a bigger threat than the n00b invasion we encountered some time ago. We have posers
Daegan: POSERS? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Muffin Man: Yes
Kaios: Ell oh ell, posers are nothing, but what to do?
Rokhan: That's why we need Daegan, he knows about war and what to do
Daegan: Ok ok, give me a few hours i'll have a plan
Chronolink: Wheeeeee ok guys drinking time, let's have a party while Daegan figures this out
Daegan: I hate you all
All the crew of the airship start digging into alcohol and having a laugh while Daegan exiles himself in deep thought. Some
hours later Daegan walks over to Chrono who is urinating off the ship
Daegan: I got my plan, but I bet you forgot how to fight; giving that all you need are explosives to blow things up
Chronolink: You think?
Daegan takes out a staff
Daegan: Attack me
Chronolink throws his Shrokrim at him and misses, Daegan waves his staff and makes a lightning bolt hit Chrono
Chrono: Owwww
Daegan: So you are quite useless am I right?
Chrono: Not so, observe
Chrono picks up the broken Blade Of The Fuhror and advances towards Daegan, resisting a few spells he casts. Chrono slices Daegan in his legs
Daegan: Hmm... dammit that hurt. Seems you know what you're doing after all
Chrono: Not really, it's just this sword I think, broken it might be but we'll deal with that later
Daegan: Ok, inside. I'll address my plan
Daegan calls a stop to everyone drinking and messing about as they do when they are drunk
Daegan: Ok all, listen up. I know the solution to get around this. We are to go back in time to the very first Phobos and kill
the original players, so there are no posers when we return to real time. This will be no easy task however, because we will be fighting skilled people that outmatch us. This is a risk we should all take. We can all save the RPG World. You are to enjoy this night like it's last, it very well could be. I don't expect anyone to come back alive
Gizza: For the revol
Damen: Utiooooon
Everyone looks at Damen and Gizza
Gizza: We meant
Damen: For the future of...
Gizza: RPG World?
Slight silence
Muffin Man: YEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH what they said
Everyone goes back to what they were doing. Except Rokhan who seemingly disappeared and Chronolink who goes outside again
Chronolink is enjoying his final days to save the world with others while Daegan approaches
Daegan: Hi Chrono, what you doing?
Chronolink: Enjoying the last moments, you see how far we have come with my project this being the airship and non-stop living the high-life?
Daegan: I know what you mean dude
Chronolink: Daegan? You are serious right? After we are done, we are all going to die to save the future for others?
Daegan: Yeh dude, we might have statues to remember us and such, but we are destined to fail when we succeeed
Chronolink: Damn man, I remember when you were younger, all that wolf about that guild war and such
Daegan: Good times man... good times
Chronolink: Hey? Go re-join the party, i'm off to relax outside for a while
Daegan: Sure thing, I need a few of your ciders down me
Chronolink embraces Daegan
Chronolink: You always were a good friend, pity we are going to lose it when we win this war
Daegan: I know dude, I know
Chronolink shakes Daegan's hand
Chronolink: Be well, and enjoy the party and our last good times of our life
Daegan: I will dude, come on in later, we got plenty of cider left but you already knew that
Daegan leaves
Upon leaving Chronolink touches a hidden switch lowering him down to an unknown device that he secretly worked on with Rokhan
Rokhan: Knew you'd come here eventually
Chronolink: We knew this would happen, think this device will properly work? Not like we tested it
Rokhan: I'm sure it will, i'll set the preset timers now. It should come into effect when we save the world
Rokhan pushes a few buttons and looks at the device. Seemingly a gigantic Tesla-Coil
The next day everyone is hung-over
Daegan: Wake up people, we have a world to save
Everyone wakes up
Daegan: Chrono? Rokhan? Fly us to Phobos
Chronolink: Like no? We have a broken Blade Of The Fuhror here that needs fixing. So we are off to Nulona
Daegan: Like no... forget that blade of yours for once
Chronolink pushes a few more buttons
Daegan: What the?
Rokhan: The course is preset, we are getting to Phobos with a quick detour
After much visiting other worlds they finally go back in time to Liberty. Just at that moment UT decides to throw a meteor that hits the ship
Jon: N00bs, what was that?
Dravien: Bloody hell
Cronus: Hit badly, seems like we could end up anywhere
Chronolink: Don't fret, we'll use the failsafe
Rokhan hits a button that reads "DO NOT PUSH" which sends them into Nulona
As they enter Nulona they crash onto Aelfgeft's land. After a few minutes some figures emerge from the ship
Aelfgeft: Get off my lan.... ahhhhhhhhhhhh
Aelfgeft soon runs away
Chronolink: Dammit, we're stuck here until we repair the ship I guess
Rokhan: Stealth the ship, make sure we are undetected
Daegan: Hmmm.... this is our opportunity to have a bit of fun until we get to Phobos
THE END OF PART 1