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Offline chronolink

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« on: June 18, 2008, 06:43:58 pm »
Arcanium

After defeating all the n00bs Chronolink and Rokhan observed Arcanium, keeping it safe. They gained Arcanium technology to make the airship bigger, in a typical everyday life of these two with a big responsibilty their day is normal; playing poker, getting drunk and such

Chronolink: Morning Rokhan, what's on todays instant breakfast menu?
Rokhan: Fuhrios, of course
Chronolink: Sounds cool, lets eat. Add a full English to that

After guzzling down breakfast Chronolink digs into his cider and cigarettes while Rokhan practices his Poker tricks

Rokhan: Silver Diamond.... wait this isn't right
Chronolink: You mean a red diamond?
Rokhan: Yeh, I think I drank too much of your cider
Chronolink: We're running short of alcohol you know that right?
Rokhan: We are? No
Chronolink: Yeh we are, fly lower so we can get more

They bring the airship lower only to see Cronus with a Railgun killing hundreds of people

Chronolink: What is this? Cronus sure is owning everyone
Rokhan: Yeh... but why are they all called Wesson?
Chronolink: Wesson is down there?
Rokhan: There's hundreds of Wesson's
Chronolink: It's law, you can't kill Wesson, how is he killing hundreds?

In unison they get it right, and together they say:

Posers
 
Chronolink: We just dealt with the n00b problem, now there's posers?
Rokhan: Seems so
Chronolink: Throw him a rope and get him up here before they swarm him

Together they rescue Cronos

Cronus: Thanks guys, I couldn't hold them off much longer
Rokhan: What are we to do?
Chronolink: Let's get to Kirin, see if they have the same problem

They warp to Kirin only to be met with a black void

Rokhan: Empty...
Chronolink: Yeh, whatever did Grinch do?
Cronus: Hey what's that?

They see two floating objects next to each other

Chronolink: Only two objects left in a void that was a world once?
Rokhan: Bring them in I guess

Cronus, knowing his Arcanium technology brings in the two objects

Rokhan: It's a broken sword
Chronolink: Not really, there's an inscription on both blades
Cronus: "Blade Of The Fuhror"
Rokhan: What does this mean?
Chronolink: Seems Grinch left me my own weapon that Muffin Man created
Cronus: It's broken though
Chronolink: It's ok, Gizza can fix it for me. Before we go back in time though, we need one last warp to Arcanium to get some stuff

One warp to Arcanium later...

Chronolink: Ok, let's bring in all alcohol, cigarettes and poker chips we can

They are suddenly blocked by UT

UT: What are YOU doing here?
Rokhan: We are on a mission

UT hits Rokhan throwing him accross their airship

Cronus: tiger you UT

Cronus unloads his railgun and M16 into UT to no avail. UT throws Cronus into Rokhan

UT: Welcome to MY world

Chronolink: Get outa here mate, or I WILL deal down some real damage
UT: HA! Like what?

Chronolink throws his broken Blade Of The Fuhror into his chest

UT: NO.... NO... nooooooooo

UT vanishes

Rokhan: Darn that hurt, how did he vanish like that? Think he learnt time-travel too?
Chronolink: Possibly. Let's find where he went and go to Pyramid

They warp to Pyramid

Upon arriving they see Jon killing a lot of Del Roh's with his deity powers

Chronolink: More posers? How can this be?
Rokhan: Not sure, let's make it easy for Jon and get him here

They rescue Jon and warp to Nulona

On seeing Nulona again they see Dravien killing hundreds of Tilurs

Cronus: Wow, how can he kill Tilur like that?
Jon: That's an imposter, or many there of. Quick he is being swarmed with them

They quickly rescue Dravien

Dravien: Bloody Hell.... hundreds of them. Thankyou for saving me
Rokhan: This is too weird, let's get out of here
Jon: Wait wait wait... where too? And how to deal with this?
Chronolink: Only Warmaster Daegan knows

After a trip to Deimos they see Damen and Gizza fighting loads of Stryders

Damen: This is
Gizza: A pretty bad
Damen: Thing to happen
Gizza: Hey look? An airship lets
Damen: Get on it
Gizza: Quickly and escape

After getting Damen and Gizza on the ship they question where Daegan could be

Gizza: Why not
Damen: Try Asylum?

They warp to Asylum

Upon entering they see Daegan, killing loads of Axeman with his magic skills

Chronolink: It's ok Mr Daegan, we got you
Daegan: Chrono? What are you doing here?
Chronlink: Rescuing you
Daegan: Get your n00b Brit ass outa here, I can take them

Before Daegan has much of a choice Cronus brings him in

Rokhan: Let's get out of here
Chronolink: Ok, too Chaos, I think we'll be safe

They warp to Chaos and find The Muffin Man and Kaios fight off a Revolution of Revolutions

Daegan: #### day? What is this?
Dravien: There's too many, how do I Tesla-Coil this lot?
Chronolink: This ship doesn't have a Tesla-Coil, and we have no Anti-n00b bomb either

Rokhan jumps to the controls

Rokhan: Ace up the sleeve? I pull Aces outa my ass

Rokhan activates the multi-chaingun mowing down all Revolutions
Cronus: Bring them in

They warp to a safe-zone where everything is frozen but them. Daegan is the first to kick off

Daegan: I had everything perfect there, and YOU come on and rescue me? tiger you guys
Jon: You're a n00b though
Daegan: HEY? I'LL KICK YOUR ASS ANYDAY
Gizza: Let's not
Damen: Get too hostile here
Chronolink: Dae? We need you, that's why we had to rescue you. There is a bigger threat than the n00b invasion we encountered some time ago. We have posers
Daegan: POSERS? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Muffin Man: Yes
Kaios: Ell oh ell, posers are nothing, but what to do?
Rokhan: That's why we need Daegan, he knows about war and what to do
Daegan: Ok ok, give me a few hours i'll have a plan
Chronolink: Wheeeeee ok guys drinking time, let's have a party while Daegan figures this out
Daegan: I hate you all

All the crew of the airship start digging into alcohol and having a laugh while Daegan exiles himself in deep thought. Some
hours later Daegan walks over to Chrono who is urinating off the ship

Daegan: I got my plan, but I bet you forgot how to fight; giving that all you need are explosives to blow things up
Chronolink: You think?

Daegan takes out a staff

Daegan: Attack me

Chronolink throws his Shrokrim at him and misses, Daegan waves his staff and makes a lightning bolt hit Chrono

Chrono: Owwww
Daegan: So you are quite useless am I right?
Chrono: Not so, observe

Chrono picks up the broken Blade Of The Fuhror and advances towards Daegan, resisting a few spells he casts. Chrono slices Daegan in his legs

Daegan: Hmm... dammit that hurt. Seems you know what you're doing after all
Chrono: Not really, it's just this sword I think, broken it might be but we'll deal with that later
Daegan: Ok, inside. I'll address my plan

Daegan calls a stop to everyone drinking and messing about as they do when they are drunk

Daegan: Ok all, listen up. I know the solution to get around this. We are to go back in time to the very first Phobos and kill
the original players, so there are no posers when we return to real time. This will be no easy task however, because we will be fighting skilled people that outmatch us. This is a risk we should all take. We can all save the RPG World. You are to enjoy this night like it's last, it very well could be. I don't expect anyone to come back alive

Gizza: For the revol
Damen: Utiooooon

Everyone looks at Damen and Gizza

Gizza: We meant
Damen: For the future of...
Gizza: RPG World?

Slight silence

Muffin Man: YEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH what they said

Everyone goes back to what they were doing. Except Rokhan who seemingly disappeared and Chronolink who goes outside again

Chronolink is enjoying his final days to save the world with others while Daegan approaches

Daegan: Hi Chrono, what you doing?
Chronolink: Enjoying the last moments, you see how far we have come with my project this being the airship and non-stop living the high-life?
Daegan: I know what you mean dude
Chronolink: Daegan? You are serious right? After we are done, we are all going to die to save the future for others?
Daegan: Yeh dude, we might have statues to remember us and such, but we are destined to fail when we succeeed
Chronolink: Damn man, I remember when you were younger, all that wolf about that guild war and such
Daegan: Good times man... good times
Chronolink: Hey? Go re-join the party, i'm off to relax outside for a while
Daegan: Sure thing, I need a few of your ciders down me

Chronolink embraces Daegan

Chronolink: You always were a good friend, pity we are going to lose it when we win this war
Daegan: I know dude, I know

Chronolink shakes Daegan's hand

Chronolink: Be well, and enjoy the party and our last good times of our life
Daegan: I will dude, come on in later, we got plenty of cider left but you already knew that

Daegan leaves

Upon leaving Chronolink touches a hidden switch lowering him down to an unknown device that he secretly worked on with Rokhan

Rokhan: Knew you'd come here eventually
Chronolink: We knew this would happen, think this device will properly work? Not like we tested it
Rokhan: I'm sure it will, i'll set the preset timers now. It should come into effect when we save the world

Rokhan pushes a few buttons and looks at the device. Seemingly a gigantic Tesla-Coil

The next day everyone is hung-over

Daegan: Wake up people, we have a world to save

Everyone wakes up

Daegan: Chrono? Rokhan? Fly us to Phobos
Chronolink: Like no? We have a broken Blade Of The Fuhror here that needs fixing. So we are off to Nulona
Daegan: Like no... forget that blade of yours for once

Chronolink pushes a few more buttons

Daegan: What the?
Rokhan: The course is preset, we are getting to Phobos with a quick detour

After much visiting other worlds they finally go back in time to Liberty. Just at that moment UT decides to throw a meteor that hits the ship

Jon: N00bs, what was that?
Dravien: Bloody hell
Cronus: Hit badly, seems like we could end up anywhere
Chronolink: Don't fret, we'll use the failsafe

Rokhan hits a button that reads "DO NOT PUSH" which sends them into Nulona

As they enter Nulona they crash onto Aelfgeft's land. After a few minutes some figures emerge from the ship

Aelfgeft: Get off my lan.... ahhhhhhhhhhhh

Aelfgeft soon runs away

Chronolink: Dammit, we're stuck here until we repair the ship I guess
Rokhan: Stealth the ship, make sure we are undetected
Daegan: Hmmm.... this is our opportunity to have a bit of fun until we get to Phobos

THE END OF PART 1


Liberty - lvl 56 Swordsman ~ Retired
Steeltide - lvl 65 Macer ~ Retired
Steeltide - lvl 19 Suicide Archer ~ Retired
Phobos - lvl 18 Swordsman ~ Retired
Phobos - lvl 57 Thrower ~ Retired
Shadow - lvl 12 Thrower ~ Retired
Arcanium - lvl 22 Rifleman ~ Retired
Chown -R us ./Base

http://fuhrorcity.myminicity.com/

Re:Jew Tee ( From: TheUnderTaker )
and your a bigger twat now than before now tiger off and leave me alne you turtle ass tigerer
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Offline The Muffin Man

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« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2008, 07:19:09 pm »
lol epic

i love how damen and gizza finish each others sentences like they share the same mind, tigerin lol

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« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2008, 07:30:05 pm »
I HAD ONE tigerING LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE
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Offline The Muffin Man

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« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2008, 08:32:43 pm »
i had one tigering word


lawls


but seeing as the entire story is about a sword i made, its all good

Offline Gizza

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« Reply #4 on: June 19, 2008, 02:42:25 am »
Gawd Damnit I hate time travel. Now Im going to be /headdesk'n until I get this. So in the other story Im a Poser? How the hell am I meant to be on a ship and training with Dravien while Dravien is on the damn ship aswell. GAH! /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk

Offline chronolink

Imposters
« Reply #5 on: June 19, 2008, 04:34:51 am »
Quote from: Gizza
Gawd Damnit I hate time travel. Now Im going to be /headdesk'n until I get this. So in the other story Im a Poser? How the hell am I meant to be on a ship and training with Dravien while Dravien is on the damn ship aswell. GAH! /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk /headdesk

In the other story you're a n00b being taught by Dravien

In this story (that being far-futureish) you are with Damen where both are rescued and you come back in time with the others where Part 2, which will more than likely be a short story, Past Damen is still being trained

When the trilogy is complete you'll have seen what I did thar


Liberty - lvl 56 Swordsman ~ Retired
Steeltide - lvl 65 Macer ~ Retired
Steeltide - lvl 19 Suicide Archer ~ Retired
Phobos - lvl 18 Swordsman ~ Retired
Phobos - lvl 57 Thrower ~ Retired
Shadow - lvl 12 Thrower ~ Retired
Arcanium - lvl 22 Rifleman ~ Retired
Chown -R us ./Base

http://fuhrorcity.myminicity.com/

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and your a bigger twat now than before now tiger off and leave me alne you turtle ass tigerer
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Offline Gizza

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« Reply #6 on: June 19, 2008, 06:22:07 am »
Makes alot more sense now.

Offline Brendan

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« Reply #7 on: June 19, 2008, 08:00:48 am »
I lol'd, especially when I realised that Muffin only had one word. Roflcopter.

Offline StevenTox

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« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2008, 10:45:05 am »
No line.

Offline Komodo

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« Reply #9 on: June 19, 2008, 12:58:09 pm »
I liked it.  It could've been better though
The BIG list of
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(ASCII art of the "word that can't be said")
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1 - Chrono------   -   for being "Chrono------"
2 - Toadwolf(Toad"King", Minch, Mack the Blacksmith)   -   for all of his posts are pure bullwolf and fail
3 - Revolution   -   for invokes the name of Komodo without a license
4 - Damen   -   for taking too long to reply on Xfire
5 - Grinch   -   for being anti-------guy  :)

Offline Rokhan

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« Reply #10 on: June 19, 2008, 05:03:09 pm »
Quote from: chronolink
Rokhan jumps to the controls

Rokhan: Ace up the sleeve? I pull Aces outa my ass

Rokhan activates the multi-chaingun mowing down all Revolutions
Epic line

Good start man, i had some serious LOLage.
DarkTemplar, Level 28 Sword -Liberty  
Rokhan, Level 30 Mace - 1st Steeltide  
DemonHunter, Level 32 Mage - 2nd Phobos  
Rokhan II, Level 20 Thrower - 2nd Steeltide  
Furion, Level 30 Mage - Xerxes  
Rokhan, Level 33 Mace - Ataxia  
Marksman Rokhan, Level 35 Xbow - Ataxia  
Script Rokhan, Level 22 Bow - Chaos    
Rokhan, Level 42 Thrower - Kirin    
Rhasta, Level 24 - Horizon

My joker trumps your ace
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Offline chronolink

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« Reply #11 on: June 19, 2008, 05:51:40 pm »
Quote from: StevenTox
No line.

If I were to add you to a story... I have no clue what story to add you to >_>


Liberty - lvl 56 Swordsman ~ Retired
Steeltide - lvl 65 Macer ~ Retired
Steeltide - lvl 19 Suicide Archer ~ Retired
Phobos - lvl 18 Swordsman ~ Retired
Phobos - lvl 57 Thrower ~ Retired
Shadow - lvl 12 Thrower ~ Retired
Arcanium - lvl 22 Rifleman ~ Retired
Chown -R us ./Base

http://fuhrorcity.myminicity.com/

Re:Jew Tee ( From: TheUnderTaker )
and your a bigger twat now than before now tiger off and leave me alne you turtle ass tigerer
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Offline Rokhan

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« Reply #12 on: June 21, 2008, 11:13:48 am »
Add him as a random supplier that gives us something in our next installation of a random storyline.
DarkTemplar, Level 28 Sword -Liberty  
Rokhan, Level 30 Mace - 1st Steeltide  
DemonHunter, Level 32 Mage - 2nd Phobos  
Rokhan II, Level 20 Thrower - 2nd Steeltide  
Furion, Level 30 Mage - Xerxes  
Rokhan, Level 33 Mace - Ataxia  
Marksman Rokhan, Level 35 Xbow - Ataxia  
Script Rokhan, Level 22 Bow - Chaos    
Rokhan, Level 42 Thrower - Kirin    
Rhasta, Level 24 - Horizon

My joker trumps your ace
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Offline StevenTox

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« Reply #13 on: June 21, 2008, 11:55:45 am »
well the same thing everone else says
« Last Edit: June 21, 2008, 11:57:43 am by StevenTox »

Offline chronolink

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« Reply #14 on: June 21, 2008, 06:12:04 pm »
You're not in the next story i'm afraid, that being part 2. Sadly I can't add you to part 3; because the story won't make sense. I'm not sure sure if you're in my #### story, need to check. Given that story is still in pre-production


Liberty - lvl 56 Swordsman ~ Retired
Steeltide - lvl 65 Macer ~ Retired
Steeltide - lvl 19 Suicide Archer ~ Retired
Phobos - lvl 18 Swordsman ~ Retired
Phobos - lvl 57 Thrower ~ Retired
Shadow - lvl 12 Thrower ~ Retired
Arcanium - lvl 22 Rifleman ~ Retired
Chown -R us ./Base

http://fuhrorcity.myminicity.com/

Re:Jew Tee ( From: TheUnderTaker )
and your a bigger twat now than before now tiger off and leave me alne you turtle ass tigerer
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Offline Rokhan

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« Reply #15 on: June 21, 2008, 07:29:28 pm »
Like I said Chrono, throw him in as a few liner in part of the plot i.e what you did with Shanang in Life in ST, one time trip to Arc for nuclear weapons.
DarkTemplar, Level 28 Sword -Liberty  
Rokhan, Level 30 Mace - 1st Steeltide  
DemonHunter, Level 32 Mage - 2nd Phobos  
Rokhan II, Level 20 Thrower - 2nd Steeltide  
Furion, Level 30 Mage - Xerxes  
Rokhan, Level 33 Mace - Ataxia  
Marksman Rokhan, Level 35 Xbow - Ataxia  
Script Rokhan, Level 22 Bow - Chaos    
Rokhan, Level 42 Thrower - Kirin    
Rhasta, Level 24 - Horizon

My joker trumps your ace
♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠

Offline Crack Pipe

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« Reply #16 on: June 21, 2008, 10:57:19 pm »
good story put me in

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« Reply #17 on: June 21, 2008, 11:08:40 pm »
I want a slightly bigger part next time  

Make me turn into a transformer and then I start shooting lol's at everyone and then they're like, " WE HAVE TO GET HIM"

And then everyone attacks me and defeats me but I explode injuring the world.

tiger I double posted.
« Last Edit: June 23, 2008, 01:56:17 pm by Rokhan »
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