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Offline chronolink

RPGWO Daegan facts
« on: May 13, 2008, 06:48:57 pm »
A newb once thought that telling Daegan that using a level 1 Practice Wood Wand was n00bish.... that newb was never heard from again

The Staff Of The Dead is so called because Daegan killed UT

Daegan once tried to warp himself to him home location, instead he went forward in time and fought his future-mage and won, he's that damn good

A reader of this made the mistake of thinking these facts are untrue.... I suggest you DON'T look behind you

When Daegan uses up a wand, not only does it explode; it blows up all other wands in the current world

Daegan once used Magic Wall II on a cluster of 9 people.... they stayed there until the server wiped

Which by the way, only wipe because Daegan uses Black Hole

Upon using Blind on someone.... they stayed Blind

When arriving on Arcanium the playerbase laughed at him for trying to use Magic... any wonder why all the worlds of Arcanium failed?

Daegan cannot have his runes destroyed, they are too scared

Daegan never needs to heal himself

When Daegan sometimes uses Red Magic buffs, they grow so powerful he obtains Admin powers until he gets bored

Daegan resists all Deity spells, instead he casts them on Admins

When casting a renewal spell, he renews that much that the energy causes a catastrophic flood

There are no meteors... Daegan is just casting a spell

When creating a Life-stone, they spring up before him. He doesn't need magic to destroy one, he just rips them out the ground. Should he ever choose to destroy one with Blue Magic, they usually destroy themselves before Daegan gets the chance

Once Daegan created a Golem, they were later known as statues of players and admins
« Last Edit: May 13, 2008, 06:49:23 pm by chronolink »


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Offline The Muffin Man

RPGWO Daegan facts
« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2008, 07:37:31 pm »
Quote from: chronolink
There are no meteors... Daegan is just casting a spell

When creating a Life-stone, they spring up before him. He doesn't need magic to destroy one, he just rips them out the ground. Should he ever choose to destroy one with Blue Magic, they usually destroy themselves before Daegan gets the chance


I haven't lol'd that hard in quite a while.

Offline Daegan

RPGWO Daegan facts
« Reply #2 on: May 14, 2008, 03:23:26 pm »
Once Daegan met with Chronolink in an unfriendly manner. Daegan started to cast a spell, but Chronolink proceeded to turn himself inside out, light himself on fire, and then run through a catcus field backwards naked. It was the less painful way to die.

There are no earthquakes, it's just Daegan stomping the ground in a rage.

When you see "you feel cool"; it's only because Daegan farted.

The Deity Lightning Spell was inspired when Daegan hit TR III so hard with a lightning spell that his combat logs simply read: "Daegan spots you!" "???" "Daegan has killed TR III". The Deity Lightning spell was created in an attempt to come close to this sort of power.

In the beta version, Hero Other was actually named "Daegan Other" but was changed to something more ambiguous upon release. This is the reason admins now have permanent stealth.

Daegan once played cards with The Grayvyn Lord every Wednesday. One day TGL cheated and, as a penalty, was stripped of his title, defenses, and power. Thus was born the Grayvyn Behemoth.

@@Admins lost all of their power because Mickey lost a duel to the death with Daegan over who was more powerful. Mickey has not been officially seen sense. Coincidence?

Black people aren't really black. They're actually blue. Upon realizing that Daegan despises all things blue, the entire race of them changed their skin color to avoid genocide.

Newbie Island was once part of the mainland. Then it made Daegan angry. Daegan then took a single coin and threw it around the Island, thus digging a trench. After the trench was dug, Daegan drank such an amount of liquor that he pissed in the trench and filled it in, thus secluding Newbie Island forever from the mainland.

Daegan doesn't go hunting. Daegan goes killing.

Vorths are actually illegitimate children of Daegan, and the Damonite Ore is them paying their child support to HIM.

Whenever you hear someone say "Praise the lord!" in Church, you should know they are not talking about God, but rather Daegan.

During Beta, there was a spell called "Uglify Other IV." This spell was cast on Rhaorth. In an attempt to avoid lawsuit, she was given a server.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T CLICK ME
IT is 10% planning and 90% trying to fix everything that didnít go as planned.



Offline The Muffin Man

RPGWO Daegan facts
« Reply #3 on: May 14, 2008, 03:44:07 pm »
It is impossible to disarm Daegan. Behind every PVC pipe another one lies in wait, smashing swiftly into your face.

The story about the woman looking back at the sinful city and turning into a pillar of salt in the Bible was a mistranslation. This wasn't an act of God, Daegan merely needed seasoning for his waffle fries.

Everytime you see someone getting muzzled, that wasn't due to an admin. That was simply Daegan sticking his cock in their face.

Only one person has ever seen Daegan fully nude. This person was known as the Dalai Lama. Now you know why he damn near starved himself to death.

Daegan walked into a bar.

Offline Crack Pipe

RPGWO Daegan facts
« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2008, 04:48:23 pm »
lol to both

Offline Rokhan

RPGWO Daegan facts
« Reply #5 on: May 14, 2008, 05:35:28 pm »
LOL to all.

Daegan needs not to flame people, he has legions of veterans to do his dirty work for him.

Daegan bore a child, it was Jesus.

God made the earth in 6 days, Chuck Norris made God with a snap of his finger and Daegan made Chuck Norris by taking a wolf.
DarkTemplar, Level 28 Sword -Liberty  
Rokhan, Level 30 Mace - 1st Steeltide  
DemonHunter, Level 32 Mage - 2nd Phobos  
Rokhan II, Level 20 Thrower - 2nd Steeltide  
Furion, Level 30 Mage - Xerxes  
Rokhan, Level 33 Mace - Ataxia  
Marksman Rokhan, Level 35 Xbow - Ataxia  
Script Rokhan, Level 22 Bow - Chaos    
Rokhan, Level 42 Thrower - Kirin    
Rhasta, Level 24 - Horizon

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Offline Daegan

RPGWO Daegan facts
« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2008, 05:50:47 pm »
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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T CLICK ME
IT is 10% planning and 90% trying to fix everything that didnít go as planned.



Offline Rokhan

RPGWO Daegan facts
« Reply #7 on: May 14, 2008, 06:44:17 pm »
Daegan bends girls over in China and tigers them in Amerika
DarkTemplar, Level 28 Sword -Liberty  
Rokhan, Level 30 Mace - 1st Steeltide  
DemonHunter, Level 32 Mage - 2nd Phobos  
Rokhan II, Level 20 Thrower - 2nd Steeltide  
Furion, Level 30 Mage - Xerxes  
Rokhan, Level 33 Mace - Ataxia  
Marksman Rokhan, Level 35 Xbow - Ataxia  
Script Rokhan, Level 22 Bow - Chaos    
Rokhan, Level 42 Thrower - Kirin    
Rhasta, Level 24 - Horizon

My joker trumps your ace
♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠

 

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