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Offline chronolink

Adopt A n00b
« on: May 07, 2008, 06:01:24 pm »
DISCLAIMER: In this story there might be a continuity error when you read my next story. Why? Well I havn't properly thought it through on the next story that will sort of coincide with this story. Also the date of when this fictional event happened may seem irrelvant; non the less I hope you enjoy this story


2004: Mind/Isaac suggest an adopt-a-n00b programe for Steeltide, the idea never went ahead. What if it did? Here we find out

Nulona

Mind: Ok vets, line up. Here are your n00bs

Muffin Man? You get Lord Pikachu
Axeman? You get Mcfizzle
Jordonias? You get Blackmonk
Pure Chaos? You get Damen
Dravien? You get Gizza

Damen: I guess this is goodbye Gizza, we are gonna be real vets soon
Gizza: We sure are
Lord Pikachu: i'm gonna be the best tradeskiller ever
Mcfizzle: I'm a proud n00b
Blackmonk: I miss Haran

So the n00bs go with their master on their own seperate ways

Dravien: Ok Gizza, here's my land plot
Gizza: Wow, you sure have a lot of stuff
Dravien: Go underground, there's mining to be done, bring me granite rocks for me to break up for mana stones
Gizza: Uhh... when do we fight monsters?
Dravien: Not yet, you got work to do, this plot won't mine itself

So Gizza gets to work and brings him up loads of granite, Dravien soon gets to work making mana stones

Dravien: Now Gizza, see those plants over there? Farm the whole lot and bring me the seeds
Gizza: That sure is a lot to farm
Dravien: Go farm, you need to learn this like most of us

So again, Gizza gets to work on farming all essentials

Dravien: Good, now take this plaugue and replant what you farmed with the some seeds you got
Gizza: This is a lot of work
Dravien: Hush n00b, I have to do the same too

After much replanting Gizza is finally worn out

Dravien: Don't rest now, we are paying a visit to farmer Aelfgeft
Gizza: But I cannot do much more, it's been a long day
Dravien: And you have a longer day tommorow, come on

They both walk to Aelfgeft's land where they hear some abuse

Aelfgeft: Ok, get the tiger off my darn land
John: Make me
Sturm: Nah
Aelfeft: tiger OFF, STOP BURNING MY HESSITE GOLEM
Sturm: This is getting boring anyway
John: Yeh, see ya later tigertard

Aelfgeft goes back to cutting his plants and sees Dravien come along with Gizza

Dravien: Are those two hawks giving you wolf again?
Aelfgeft: Nothing I can't handle
Dravien: I can take them down if you want
Aelfgeft: It's ok, they don't worry me much. What can I get you?
Dravien: I need some staff jewels, ruby if you have
Aelfgeft: I'll be right back

After a bit of looking around Aelfgeft returns with a staff necklace

Aelfgeft: Best I could do, bring more rubies back tommorow, oh and don't forget the mana stones
Dravien: Sure thing

Back at Dravien's land

Dravien: Ok bed time, this royal bed is mine, that sleeping bag is yours
Gizza: Why don't I get the bed?
Dravien: Because you're a n00b, can't make everything too easy for you. Night night

The next day

Dravien: Ok wake up Gizza
Gizza: I feel... quite good
Dravien: That's a bonus of sleeping on a bed or sleeping bag, you get renewal. Now, on with some training

The walk into the woods together and Dravien disappears out of sight

Gizza: Dravien? Where are you
Dravien: I'm stealthed, you are to make it back to my house not getting killed, or dieing by lack of eating. See you later
Gizza: Dravien? Dravien? What is this?

Silence

Gizza: Well, can't be too bad I guess

2 hours later

Gizza: Hmm... I am lost, my stamina is draining. Oh... a lemon tree. If I can just...

Gizza tries to pick some lemons but fails. Come on Gizza, concentrate. After much thinking Gizza finally gets some lemons
and eats them

Gizza: Disgusting, but they kept me alive

One hour later Gizza finally makes it to Draviens land

Dravien: Three hours? It took this damn long?
Gizza: I was lost
Davien: I thought you were going to die out there
Gizza: No, I got some lemons to keep me alive
Dravien: Whoa... you sure are thinking

-Flashback-

Chronolink: Now, when guilds are at war, or everyone is out to kill to survive, farming can be you're friend
Dravien: How so?
Chronolink: Well people put the food prices up, and you're not likely to find jerky lieing around. Carry about 40 oranges, those 40 oranges can mean life... or death
Dravien: I understand

-Dravien wakes up-

Dravien: Well, that concludes today's lesson: Survival

The next day

Dravien: wake up young n00b, we got some blacksmithing to learn
Gizza: *Yawn* ok

They make their way to the coal pits

Dravien: Ok always use coal-coke here, to smelt what we sometimes need, simple coal isn't good enough
Gizza: Sounds like an economic way of doing things
Dravien: That's true, now make this steel
Gizza: What with?
Dravien: This coal-dust of course... wait a minute, where is it?
Gizza: Havn't seen it
Dravien: Ok, i'll make a few alembics, you get some coal-coke off farmer Aelfgeft, oh and deliver this bag of gems to him
Gizza: I'll be back soon

Aelf's land

Aelfgeft: Get the tiger outa here
John: we'll be back, you better pay us to leave tommorow, or your golem gets it
Aelfgetf: tiger OFF

John leaves

Gizza: Hey farmer Aelf? They giving you trouble again?
Aelfgeft: Yarrr! I used to have a neighbour that used to get rid of them a lot
Gizza: Who was he? He sounds like a nice guy
Aelfgeft: That young whippersnapper was called Chronolink, got rid of John he did some time ago
Gizza: Gee farmer Aelf, where did he go?
Aelfgeft: You best ask your master, now what can I get you?
Gizza: Coal dust, oh and here's a bag of gems
Aelfgeft: Excellent, here we go

Gizza leaves and returns back to Draviens house

Gizza: Hey Dravien I got it
Dravien: Good, ok here goes

Dravien starts smelting hessite and making a variety of things from it all

Dravien: Now lil Gizza, get making stuff from this copper, and armour you can make; you can keep
Gizza: Wow thanks
Dravien: This might take a while

Hours later Gizza skills up his Blacksmith level and soon makes a complete copper-chain set for himself

Dravien: AHAHAHA! You look so silly
Gizza: Hey? You looked like this once
Dravien: Hmm... well I suppose I did... once. Right, take this wooden staff, and we are going to go training
Gizza: WHEEEEE! At last some action

Dravien takes Gizza to a land of Roaches and sheep etc

Gizza: Hey? Why do I get a practice staff and you get a Damon staff?
Dravien: Firstly: You lack the skill, secondly: Damon is not handed to you on a silver plate
Gizza: Ok
Dravien: Now, see that giant roach? Kill it

Gizza attacks a Giant Roach, taking a while to kill it. Finally, after defeating it he turns to Dravien

Gizza: Wheeeee I won

Dravien doesn't respond, he's having a flasback

-Flashback-

Chronolink: The Mace, does nice stamina damage as well, no stamina, the enemy dies easily

Dravien starts hitting an Orc with a practice mace

Dravien: I'm doing little damage
Chronolink: Hit it more

Dravien carries on hitting the Orc to not much avail, suddenly he see's the Orc has no stamina and kills it in 2 hits

Chronolink: There, no stamina, you have a dead target
Dravien: I see it now

-End Flashback-

Gizza: Dravien? What is it?
Dravien: Oh, nothing, well you beat the roach. Continue killing roaches, and i'll teach you more on the ways of the staff

More hours later, Gizza gains a level and gets his staff skill up

Gizza: Why do we have to use a staff? Why not throwing weapons or a dagger?
Dravien: The way of the staff provides armour value, you take a hit from your enemy, you won't be as badly hurt
Gizza: So the staff is a good way to go?
Dravien: Of course, I wouldn't have trained it otherwise. Rest time for now, tommorow you will learn some magic training
Gizza: WOW! I always wanted to learn that

The next day

Dravien: Here, a practice wood wand, I need you to cast Dexterity Other | on me
Gizza: Ok, here goes

Gizza tries to cast only for the wand to blow up

Gizza: Owwwwwww... that hurt
Dravien: Keep trying, have another wand and skill yourself up

After many more hours and broken wands later Dravien feels his Dexterity go up

Dravien: Hmm, you did quite well there, albeit burning off loads of runes. Time for you to learn some Blue Magic
Gizza: Why can't I train in Black Magic?
Dravien: You lack Wisdom and Intellect is why
Gizza: Oh... what about White?
Dravien: We'll get to that later, now make me a Copper Golem

Gizza tries. Much to the surprise of Dravien he makes it first time

Dravien: Impressive, you're doing quite well. Now, we are going on a mission
Gizza: Ohhhh what kind?
Dravien: I think you'll like it, it's like PK, but not
Gizza: Nice

They make their way into town and see Hibiki

Dravien: Ok here's what you do. Offer him some Damon ore, when he is still, use Magic Wall II

Gizza approaches Hibiki

Gizza: Uh... Hibiki?
Hibiki: What do you want n00b?
Gizza: I have some... Damon ore
Hibiki: Really? Put it on the floor and show me it
Gizza: Sure

Gizza quickly takes his wand and waves it about, closing Hibiki in a wall he cannot move out of

Hibiki: OH MY GOD YOU n00b WHEN YOU GO PK I'M GOING TO KILL YOU

Gizza runs off back to Dravien laughing

Dravien: Well done. Now, we have a LOT of training to do, focusing more on using the staff... and stealth
Gizza: This sounds pretty good heehee. Oh Dravien, I must ask, who was Chronolink?
Dravien: Chronolink taught a few people the ways of war and skills, he is an old master of mine. He taught people where to level, what to level on, what to carry, you name it he did it
Gizza: Wow, will I ever meet him?
Dravien: No, he disappeared one day, no one knows where but I think he'll return at some point
Gizza: He seems like a good person
Dravien: You wouldn't believe

The next day

Gizza: Why are we in the mountains
Dravien: This will be your toughest challenge yet
Gizza: What do I do?
Dravien: You are to wait in stealth, in these mountains for 2 days nad 2 nights, then return back to me
Gizza: But master I...

Dravien disappears before his eyes

Gizza: I hate it when he does that

So Gizza waited in the mountains, invisible

Three days later and Gizza finally returns

Dravien: Three days?
Gizza: I thought i'd push myself a bit more
Dravien: Excellent work. Now for the next part, then I think you might be ready
Gizza: What are we doing?
Dravien: Weapon training, and lots of

For the next week Dravien shows off his staff skills to Gizza. Gizza imitates his moves until he gets everything to perfect
precision skill

Dravien: I think you are about ready
Gizza: Really?
Dravien: Yes, really. Just one final thing to learn. PK
Gizza: YAYYYYYYYYYY
Dravien: To the PK alter

After a long journey through many sectors they finally reach it

Dravien: Touch it

Gizza touches the alter

Dravien: Good, now let's go kick some ass

They venture to Aelfgeft's land in stealth, where they see John and Sturm harrassing Aelf again

Dravien: Ok, i'll take Sturm, you watch me and do the same to John
Gizza: Ok

Dravien walks up to Sturm and beats him with his staff and watches his disappear back to his lifestone. John starts to hit Dravien but misses every hit. Before Dravien's eyes he sees John disappear back to his lifestone; and sees Gizza come from nowhere

Gizza: I GOT HIM I GOT HIM
Dravien: You did, I didn't evan land the killing blow. Ok lets gets back to our place and make some supplies

Back at their place Gizza is working on making some Hessite Armour, he is interupted by a loud crash and what seems like an explosion above ground

Dravien: What the?
Gizza: Let's see what it is

As they emerge they see what appears to be an airship crashed onto Aelfgeft's land. After a few minutes some figures emerge from the ship

Aelfgeft: Get off my lan.... ahhhhhhhhhhhh

Aelfgeft soon runs away

Chronolink: Dammit, we're stuck here until we repair the ship I guess
Rokhan: Stealth the ship, make sure we are undetected
Daegan: Hmmm.... this is our opportunity to have a bit of fun until we get to Phobos

THE END


Liberty - lvl 56 Swordsman ~ Retired
Steeltide - lvl 65 Macer ~ Retired
Steeltide - lvl 19 Suicide Archer ~ Retired
Phobos - lvl 18 Swordsman ~ Retired
Phobos - lvl 57 Thrower ~ Retired
Shadow - lvl 12 Thrower ~ Retired
Arcanium - lvl 22 Rifleman ~ Retired
Chown -R us ./Base

http://fuhrorcity.myminicity.com/

Re:Jew Tee ( From: TheUnderTaker )
and your a bigger twat now than before now tiger off and leave me alne you turtle ass tigerer
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Offline Brendan

Adopt A n00b
« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2008, 06:33:38 pm »
lol'd

But I've never seen dravien so tolerant of anybody.

Offline chronolink

Adopt A n00b
« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2008, 06:57:20 pm »
Quote from: Brendan
lol'd

But I've never seen dravien so tolerant of anybody.

Well partly the point of it was that someone can be tolerant of another

When you log in as say... a level 50+ you get loads of mail and /t's from people asking favours

Btw, you are in the next story Damen


Liberty - lvl 56 Swordsman ~ Retired
Steeltide - lvl 65 Macer ~ Retired
Steeltide - lvl 19 Suicide Archer ~ Retired
Phobos - lvl 18 Swordsman ~ Retired
Phobos - lvl 57 Thrower ~ Retired
Shadow - lvl 12 Thrower ~ Retired
Arcanium - lvl 22 Rifleman ~ Retired
Chown -R us ./Base

http://fuhrorcity.myminicity.com/

Re:Jew Tee ( From: TheUnderTaker )
and your a bigger twat now than before now tiger off and leave me alne you turtle ass tigerer
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Offline Brendan

Adopt A n00b
« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2008, 07:23:21 pm »
Now, answer me this.

Who the tiger is pure chaos?

Offline chronolink

Adopt A n00b
« Reply #4 on: May 07, 2008, 07:33:12 pm »
Pure Chaos was the reason I started writing in this forum. Although he wasn't the nicest of people in-game he was quite funny, and a highly-skilled player who had mishaps with Tilur. He was also a good friend of Tilur until they had a fall-out about a missing bow; not sure what happened after that. He helped me out in Phobos and Swastika symbols of ihs own. All in all he's a good friend to have; and an evil arch-nemesis


Liberty - lvl 56 Swordsman ~ Retired
Steeltide - lvl 65 Macer ~ Retired
Steeltide - lvl 19 Suicide Archer ~ Retired
Phobos - lvl 18 Swordsman ~ Retired
Phobos - lvl 57 Thrower ~ Retired
Shadow - lvl 12 Thrower ~ Retired
Arcanium - lvl 22 Rifleman ~ Retired
Chown -R us ./Base

http://fuhrorcity.myminicity.com/

Re:Jew Tee ( From: TheUnderTaker )
and your a bigger twat now than before now tiger off and leave me alne you turtle ass tigerer
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Offline The Muffin Man

Adopt A n00b
« Reply #5 on: May 07, 2008, 07:55:31 pm »
....Lord Pikachu?


I really, really... really.... dislike you right now.

Although I did LOL a lot through it and it's TL;DR

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« Reply #6 on: May 07, 2008, 09:51:53 pm »
Yeah I kinda...Skipped a few lines....Funny though....Where's my noob?
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Offline The Muffin Man

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« Reply #7 on: May 07, 2008, 09:57:26 pm »
YOU DONT GET ONE, MALFOY

Offline Gizza

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« Reply #8 on: May 08, 2008, 01:55:59 am »
Haha, I couldn't stop laughing at the part:

"Gizza tries to pick some lemons but fails. Come on Gizza, concentrate. After much thinking Gizza finally gets some lemons
and eats them"

Really funny, 5/5.

Can't wait to see Muffins and Jords. Haha.

Mhm what happen to slayer? =/

Offline chronolink

Adopt A n00b
« Reply #9 on: May 08, 2008, 04:38:40 am »
Slayer is.... never darkening these boards I hope :@


Liberty - lvl 56 Swordsman ~ Retired
Steeltide - lvl 65 Macer ~ Retired
Steeltide - lvl 19 Suicide Archer ~ Retired
Phobos - lvl 18 Swordsman ~ Retired
Phobos - lvl 57 Thrower ~ Retired
Shadow - lvl 12 Thrower ~ Retired
Arcanium - lvl 22 Rifleman ~ Retired
Chown -R us ./Base

http://fuhrorcity.myminicity.com/

Re:Jew Tee ( From: TheUnderTaker )
and your a bigger twat now than before now tiger off and leave me alne you turtle ass tigerer
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« Reply #10 on: May 08, 2008, 06:28:50 am »
Quote from: The Muffin Man
YOU DONT GET ONE, MALFOY

This reply warrants the immediate thought of the fact that I don't have a bear but I do have a really turtle blonde bowl cut. I must watch out for turtle Gordo, for he lurks in my closet waiting for the perfect chance to rape my ass until its spewing wolfty blood into the oblivion of his jap eye.
« Last Edit: May 10, 2008, 10:39:33 pm by The Muffin Man »
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Offline Rathade

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« Reply #11 on: May 10, 2008, 01:51:34 pm »
great story SML and yes this is akita my old account got messed up some how so i made this one

Offline The Muffin Man

Adopt A n00b
« Reply #12 on: May 10, 2008, 02:25:03 pm »
FFS slayers supposed to be my noob

Offline chronolink

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« Reply #13 on: May 10, 2008, 04:45:34 pm »
Slayer can die


Liberty - lvl 56 Swordsman ~ Retired
Steeltide - lvl 65 Macer ~ Retired
Steeltide - lvl 19 Suicide Archer ~ Retired
Phobos - lvl 18 Swordsman ~ Retired
Phobos - lvl 57 Thrower ~ Retired
Shadow - lvl 12 Thrower ~ Retired
Arcanium - lvl 22 Rifleman ~ Retired
Chown -R us ./Base

http://fuhrorcity.myminicity.com/

Re:Jew Tee ( From: TheUnderTaker )
and your a bigger twat now than before now tiger off and leave me alne you turtle ass tigerer
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Offline Crack Pipe

Adopt A n00b
« Reply #14 on: May 10, 2008, 05:07:03 pm »
5/5 really good story i hope you post the next one soon

Offline chronolink

Adopt A n00b
« Reply #15 on: May 10, 2008, 05:26:33 pm »
Quote from: Crack Pipe
5/5 really good story i hope you post the next one soon

Working on it, going kinda slowly atm


Liberty - lvl 56 Swordsman ~ Retired
Steeltide - lvl 65 Macer ~ Retired
Steeltide - lvl 19 Suicide Archer ~ Retired
Phobos - lvl 18 Swordsman ~ Retired
Phobos - lvl 57 Thrower ~ Retired
Shadow - lvl 12 Thrower ~ Retired
Arcanium - lvl 22 Rifleman ~ Retired
Chown -R us ./Base

http://fuhrorcity.myminicity.com/

Re:Jew Tee ( From: TheUnderTaker )
and your a bigger twat now than before now tiger off and leave me alne you turtle ass tigerer
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Offline Gimpy

Adopt A n00b
« Reply #16 on: May 10, 2008, 07:38:49 pm »
did some one NOT know who PC was!..

Offline The Muffin Man

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« Reply #17 on: May 10, 2008, 10:47:03 pm »
Quote from: Kaios
This reply warrants the immediate thought of the fact that I don't have a bear but I do have a really turtle blonde bowl cut. I must watch out for turtle Gordo, for he lurks in my closet waiting for the perfect chance to rape my ass until its spewing wolfty blood into the oblivion of his jap eye.

I c wut u did thar.

Offline Rokhan

Adopt A n00b
« Reply #18 on: May 11, 2008, 02:04:53 pm »
That story was awesome! I LOL'd pretty hard. Also like my cameo appearance!
DarkTemplar, Level 28 Sword -Liberty  
Rokhan, Level 30 Mace - 1st Steeltide  
DemonHunter, Level 32 Mage - 2nd Phobos  
Rokhan II, Level 20 Thrower - 2nd Steeltide  
Furion, Level 30 Mage - Xerxes  
Rokhan, Level 33 Mace - Ataxia  
Marksman Rokhan, Level 35 Xbow - Ataxia  
Script Rokhan, Level 22 Bow - Chaos    
Rokhan, Level 42 Thrower - Kirin    
Rhasta, Level 24 - Horizon

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Offline Mack the Blacksmith

Adopt A n00b
« Reply #19 on: June 05, 2008, 03:56:42 am »
I know Slayer IRL....


[!--quoteo(post=0:date=:name=Chronolink on Vent)--][div class='quotetop']QUOTE (Chronolink on Vent)[div class='quotemain'][!--quotec--]Calling people hawks now? Jeez, going too far.[/quote]
 

 

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