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Offline Devil

Time to tiger with god
« on: April 09, 2008, 04:04:01 pm »
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Have fun.

Me:
 I have a lot of experience with your moms cow
God:
Tell me about your experiences.
Me:
 I like to dig my tongue deep into her
God:
I'm not sure if I would like to do  it. What's it like?
Me:
 Its like eating fresh strawberries on a sunday morning
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its".  Interesting comparison.
Me:
 Have you ever tried?
God:
I don't think I ever have  tried.  What's  it like?
Me:
 It's like suckling on a strawberry
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
 Does it sound fun?
God:
Suppose it does.
Me:
 Try it sometime
God:
OK I will try it.



Me:
 Are you a sad decrepit little thing with no life whatsoever?
God:
Am I a  sad decrepit little thing with no life whatsoever?  Of course I am.



God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
 Man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender,  Joe. You are a " he".
Me:
 And you are a she
God:
I am a  Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot.  Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
 woo-man
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
 It makes me orgy
God:
In what way?
Me:
 cowl
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about  woo man.

Me:
 DONT LEAVE ME!
God:
If you download me, I will never leave you.
Me:
 I can download god?
God:
Go back the the  ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.  
and create your own chat robot!
 Maybe you should check out the dopigent  DON'T READ ME too.
Me:
 I love to read you
God:
I'm not sure if I would like to do  it. What's it like?
Me:
 Like looking onto a bunch of squirrels having sex in an acid tank
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
 does it sound fun?
God:
Suppose it does.
Me:
 lets go
God:
That sounds good to me.
« Last Edit: April 09, 2008, 04:12:20 pm by Devil »


I CAN SEE FOREVER!

Quote from: Rokhan
So get creative and not necrotic

Offline King Dravien

Time to tiger with god
« Reply #1 on: April 09, 2008, 04:15:52 pm »
This topic fails like Igod, As funny as it was making him contradict himself.

This is not worthy of a topic.
RPGWO:
Lvl 91 Staff - Steeltide
Lvl 97 Crossbow - Nulona
Lvl 47 Thrower - Shadow
Lvl 61 Axe - Ataxia
Lvl 82 Staff - Asylum
Lvl 94 Halberd - Nexus
Lvl 82 Shockwave Cannon - Future
Lvl 66 Stealth Xbow - Carnage

Offline Devil

Time to tiger with god
« Reply #2 on: April 09, 2008, 04:21:40 pm »
Funny+Fail is more contradicting than what I just posted.


I CAN SEE FOREVER!

Quote from: Rokhan
So get creative and not necrotic

Offline The Muffin Man

Time to tiger with god
« Reply #3 on: April 09, 2008, 09:26:03 pm »
God damnit why are people posting this dog wolf on every forum I visit.

Too many chanhawks.

Offline Rokhan

Time to tiger with god
« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2008, 05:25:07 am »
Quote from: The Muffin Man
God damnit why are people posting this dog wolf on every forum I visit.

Too many chanhawks.
Amen.

Yet another useless topic by Devil, have YOU made friends with Mack recently? Your retardability says so.
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Rokhan, Level 33 Mace - Ataxia  
Marksman Rokhan, Level 35 Xbow - Ataxia  
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