Somewhere in Minnesota
Jordonias, Gebus, Hopson and Phil are in the park
Gebus: I want some Jamba Juice
Jordonias: You know the nearest place to get that 1 hour drive away right?
Gebus: And? I need Jamba Juice
Hopson: Ok lets go, I like a long drive in my Pontiac
The 4 go into Hopson's Pontiac and drive the 1 hour distance. Upon arriving to the Jamba Juice stand Gebus hands over $4 for a glass and drinks it
Gebus: Hmmm... that was some nice Jamba
Phil: I bet it was, now what? I'm kinda bored
Jordonias: Lets go to the Mall Of America
Hopson: Sure thing, lets roll
They drive a bit further and get to the Mall Of America. Upon getting to the entrance they ask for ID. Phil turns out to be 15
Doorlady: I'm sorry kid, it's after 4pm and you're not over 16
Phil: What? Let me in
Doorlady: Sorry kid, it's the rules
Jordonias: This is retarded
Hopson: Let's go back to the car guys
Gebus: tigering retard doorwoman
Doorlady: I heard that
Jordonias: Bitch!
They hang around on the parking ramp, by this time the temperature had dropped to -6 degress Farenhiete. Jordonias, being quite bored, sees and escalator going downstairs to what is called the "Train Station."
Jordonias: Hey guys? Lets go down there
Gebus: Sure thing
They proceed down the escalator and see a load of black guys chillin, those 4 were the only white people
Phil: I need a piss
Hopson: Think we all do
They go to the nearest bathroom there. Jordonias goes into 1 stall and Gebus into another. Gebus being Gebus thinks it's funny to try and piss on Jordonias' shoes. He misses. jordonias finishes and walks away
As he walks away a black guy goes to the same stall Jordonias was at. Gebus, once again being Gebus tries to piss on the black guys shoes thinking it was one of his friends. This time he succeeds
Black guy: Hey what da tiger man you pissin on my shoes im gonna kick yo ass white boi
Jordonias: Uh... RUN
Phil: What about Gebus?
Jordonias: tiger Gebus these ------s are gonna kick our asses
They run away out of sight, the black people just looked at them in a confused way
A few minutes later there's no sign of Gebus
Hopson: We better go get Gebus, he might be in some serious wolf
Jordonias: Ok, let's go
After going back to the bathroom they see Gebus run out screaming
Gebus: HELP HELP these guys are gonna kick my ass ahhhhhhhh!
Phil: RUN
They all run up the nearest flight of stairs, we of them and into the nearest elevator. Gebus in a panic mashes loads of buttons and the door closes
Phil: Going up
Jordonias: Going down
Hopson: Going down
Gebus: Going down
Jordonias: Going up
Phil: going up
They are no better off than before, they were in the exact same place where they first went into the elevator
Jordonias: wolf, this is the same place as last time
Phil: Now we are for it
------donias1: Ha ha lil white bois can't use an elevator
------donias2: Hey yo check this? These punk ass bitches can't go up... or down
Two black people do a "------ hand-shake"
------donias3: Hey get yo ass outa here cracka else we bust yo ass yo feel me?
All the black people start to laugh at them
Jordonias: Let's get outa here
They finally get to Hopson's Pontiac and start to drive and get lost somewhere in Minneapolis
THE END