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Offline chronolink

The Jordan and Gebus Chronicles
« on: April 02, 2008, 05:12:34 pm »
Somewhere in Minnesota

Jordonias, Gebus, Hopson and Phil are in the park

Gebus: I want some Jamba Juice
Jordonias: You know the nearest place to get that 1 hour drive away right?
Gebus: And? I need Jamba Juice
Hopson: Ok lets go, I like a long drive in my Pontiac

The 4 go into Hopson's Pontiac and drive the 1 hour distance. Upon arriving to the Jamba Juice stand Gebus hands over $4 for a glass and drinks it

Gebus: Hmmm... that was some nice Jamba
Phil: I bet it was, now what? I'm kinda bored
Jordonias: Lets go to the Mall Of America
Hopson: Sure thing, lets roll

They drive a bit further and get to the Mall Of America. Upon getting to the entrance they ask for ID. Phil turns out to be 15

Doorlady: I'm sorry kid, it's after 4pm and you're not over 16
Phil: What? Let me in
Doorlady: Sorry kid, it's the rules
Jordonias: This is retarded
Hopson: Let's go back to the car guys
Gebus: tigering retard doorwoman
Doorlady: I heard that
Jordonias: Bitch!

They hang around on the parking ramp, by this time the temperature had dropped to -6 degress Farenhiete. Jordonias, being quite bored, sees and escalator going downstairs to what is called the "Train Station."

Jordonias: Hey guys? Lets go down there
Gebus: Sure thing

They proceed down the escalator and see a load of black guys chillin, those 4 were the only white people

Phil: I need a piss
Hopson: Think we all do

They go to the nearest bathroom there. Jordonias goes into 1 stall and Gebus into another. Gebus being Gebus thinks it's funny to try and piss on Jordonias' shoes. He misses. jordonias finishes and walks away

As he walks away a black guy goes to the same stall Jordonias was at. Gebus, once again being Gebus tries to piss on the black guys shoes thinking it was one of his friends. This time he succeeds

Black guy: Hey what da tiger man you pissin on my shoes im gonna kick yo ass white boi

Jordonias: Uh... RUN
Phil: What about Gebus?
Jordonias: tiger Gebus these ------s are gonna kick our asses

They run away out of sight, the black people just looked at them in a confused way

A few minutes later there's no sign of Gebus

Hopson: We better go get Gebus, he might be in some serious wolf
Jordonias: Ok, let's go

After going back to the bathroom they see Gebus run out screaming

Gebus: HELP HELP these guys are gonna kick my ass ahhhhhhhh!
Phil: RUN

They all run up the nearest flight of stairs, we of them and into the nearest elevator. Gebus in a panic mashes loads of buttons and the door closes

Phil: Going up
Jordonias: Going down
Hopson: Going down
Gebus: Going down
Jordonias: Going up
Phil: going up

They are no better off than before, they were in the exact same place where they first went into the elevator

Jordonias: wolf, this is the same place as last time
Phil: Now we are for it

------donias1: Ha ha lil white bois can't use an elevator
------donias2: Hey yo check this? These punk ass bitches can't go up... or down

Two black people do a "------ hand-shake"

------donias3: Hey get yo ass outa here cracka else we bust yo ass yo feel me?

All the black people start to laugh at them

Jordonias: Let's get outa here

They finally get to Hopson's Pontiac and start to drive and get lost somewhere in Minneapolis

THE END


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Re:Jew Tee ( From: TheUnderTaker )
and your a bigger twat now than before now tiger off and leave me alne you turtle ass tigerer
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The Jordan and Gebus Chronicles
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2008, 07:08:29 pm »
lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll-copter.
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Offline Rokhan

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« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2008, 02:34:56 pm »
win/5
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Offline Kyle

The Jordan and Gebus Chronicles
« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2008, 02:11:25 am »
It really upsets me that you no longer include me in these stories chrono... and to think I use to think you were cool... what a shame.

Offline King Dravien

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« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2008, 05:01:09 am »
Cry moar.
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Offline chronolink

The Jordan and Gebus Chronicles
« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2008, 07:54:30 am »
Quote from: Kyle
It really upsets me that you no longer include me in these stories chrono... and to think I use to think you were cool... what a shame.

There's usually a reason for this

Whenever I speak to Jord on MSN you were never with them when they did what happened in the story. So why exaggerate the event further by adding an extra person? If Jord tells me: Hey Chrono? Got a story, Kyle was there too, here's what happened.
I'll add you to it


Liberty - lvl 56 Swordsman ~ Retired
Steeltide - lvl 65 Macer ~ Retired
Steeltide - lvl 19 Suicide Archer ~ Retired
Phobos - lvl 18 Swordsman ~ Retired
Phobos - lvl 57 Thrower ~ Retired
Shadow - lvl 12 Thrower ~ Retired
Arcanium - lvl 22 Rifleman ~ Retired
Chown -R us ./Base

http://fuhrorcity.myminicity.com/

Re:Jew Tee ( From: TheUnderTaker )
and your a bigger twat now than before now tiger off and leave me alne you turtle ass tigerer
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