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Offline chronolink

PA Gangstas
« on: January 25, 2008, 08:56:51 pm »
In a PA ghetto, Cham and his fishs are eating pizza

Cham: Mmm good pizza fo sho
Mystro: Yeh ------, this wolfs good

Sturm walks through the door

Molo: Waddup holms?
Sturm: Sup mah nig? Look, I got some gear need taken to Shifty Man in Bullovard Street, he want's Cham to go
Cham: Yo why me?
Sturm: Yo it's cool, i'll be with you, get yourself strapped and we'll be flyin

Cham grabs his 9mm and follows Sturm out the door

Icequeen: Goodbye Romeo
Cham: Bye bitch

Upon driving to Bullovard street the police car follows them and orders them to pull over

Cham: wolf's tigered up yo
Sturm: It's cool, ace the cop when he comes round

Cham gets his 9mm ready

Kyle: Step out of the car please

Cham shoots Kyle wounding him. Out of nowhere Jordonias and Gebus appear and start firing
at Cham hitting him in the arm

Cham: Ahhhh... Sturm man nig help me
Sturm: ...
Jordonias: Bitch ass ------ get the tiger out

Gebus looks at Kyle seeing he's in bad shape, but alive

Gebus: Hey? He tigered up Kyle
Jordonias: tigering ------, you're gonna get tigered up

Gebus and Jordonias drag Cham out the car and beat him for a while

Gebus: Thank's Sturm, go back to the precinct where you'll be safe
Cham: You set me up mothertigerer, goddamm snitch, you are DEAD!

Days pass... Cham's whereabout are unknown, as are Sturm's. Back at the Ghetto they are getting worried

Icequeen: Yo? Think mah Ceaser is dead?
Molo: Bitch tiger no
Icequeen: Don't go trippin on me
Molo: We'll go look for him and Sturm
Mystro: wolf's tigered up yo, we'll go to the G-unit and Pink Pimp wiggas for help
Molo: Shiat dogg, I aint talkin to no gringos
Icequeen: I want mah Romeo back ------
Mystro: She's right fo sho, we need out homeboi back
Molo: Ok dawg, whatever, let's get it done

3 blocks away the G-unit and Pink Pimps are seeing who is better

Rokhan:

I been doin this for ages
No need to read pages
Beginner like yo
Just another tigerin foo
Call yourself pink?
You're gone in a blink

G-unit crowd: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Yaaaaaaaaaaaa

Muffin Man:

Yo yo, think you're 50-cent?
You'll be getting spent
Cheap G-unit
Take your words and use it
Mothatigera pink fo life
Yo need yo wife

Pink Pimp crowd: Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

The wiggers fall silent for a moment when the local Ghetto walk in

Molo: Yo ------, we're lookin for our homeboi
Rokhan: Yo mean Cham? Da ------ busted by Sturm? Yo know he was snitched on right?
Mystro: Mother tigerer, I tigering knew it
Icequeen: I want my Romeo back
Muffin Man: Yo bitch? Get yourselves all strapped, we'll help you. AK-47's fo sho

They advance towards the local run-down precinct

Molo: Come out come out
Jordonias (shouting): tiger you
Molo: We gangstas gonna be keep waitin and waitin and waitin... and put a bullet in all yo asses

The doors open. Jord and Gebus walk out unnarmed

Jord: Yo better not be hurtin, ------s
Mystro: We ain't hurtin yo, we want our homeboi back
Gebus: Inside

Muffin and Rokhan point their AK's at them while they lie on the floor

Meanwhile inside the precinct

Molo: Cham? Where are ya mah fishh?
Cham: Over here, cell block 2
Mystro: Yo you look pretty tigered up ------
Cham: This wolf ain't good yo

Icequeen opens the cell-door

Icequeen: Oh mah Ceaser, I missed you honey
Cham: Oh Ice, I love you. Now where's Sturm? We gonna teach that mofo a lesson

After a very short search they come accross him locked in another cell

Molo: Yo disabayed the 3 "D's." Dishonour, disloyal and disrespect ------
Sturm: Wait wait I can...

*BANG*

Blood from Sturm's now-Kadaver is splatted against the wall

Mystro: Bitch ass mother tigerer

Mystro spits on him and they leave the building

Rokhan: Waddup yo?
Cham: We gonna put weight on black, keep up yo wangsta rapping white boi
Muffin: We aren't that bad, are we? I have a new one, I think it was written by someone called "Fuhror" or something
Molo: Ok, let's hear it

Rokhan: Yo yo yo waddup unix? Scriptkiddie in da house, i'm so elite yo

Cham, Molo, Mystro and Ice all look at each other in a confused way

Mystro: Keep trying... one day you might... just might hit gold mah nig
Muffin Man: Respect yo

The gangsters drive away in their Seville with Jord and Gebus' personal crack stash

Molo: Happy ending yo
Cham: Fo sho dawg
Mystro: Shiiiiit, you two gonna get married yo, we'll be there
Ice: Word homie

THE END!


Liberty - lvl 56 Swordsman ~ Retired
Steeltide - lvl 65 Macer ~ Retired
Steeltide - lvl 19 Suicide Archer ~ Retired
Phobos - lvl 18 Swordsman ~ Retired
Phobos - lvl 57 Thrower ~ Retired
Shadow - lvl 12 Thrower ~ Retired
Arcanium - lvl 22 Rifleman ~ Retired
Chown -R us ./Base

http://fuhrorcity.myminicity.com/

Re:Jew Tee ( From: TheUnderTaker )
and your a bigger twat now than before now tiger off and leave me alne you turtle ass tigerer
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Offline Gizza

PA Gangstas
« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2008, 08:59:58 pm »
Oh so random. But i LOL'd

Offline Mack the Blacksmith

PA Gangstas
« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2008, 09:20:09 pm »
Totally.


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Offline Greed

PA Gangstas
« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2008, 10:00:26 pm »
W0rd y0.





Offline The Muffin Man

PA Gangstas
« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2008, 10:44:56 pm »
*facepalm*

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PA Gangstas
« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2008, 10:53:43 pm »
Quote from: chronolink
Yo yo, think you're 50-cent?
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Offline Brendan

PA Gangstas
« Reply #6 on: January 26, 2008, 12:07:19 am »
*facepalm*

Offline Mack the Blacksmith

PA Gangstas
« Reply #7 on: January 26, 2008, 01:01:37 am »
*face-un-palm*


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Offline Rokhan

PA Gangstas
« Reply #8 on: January 27, 2008, 07:32:32 pm »
tigering hilarious.

Oh yeah Mack *fail*
DarkTemplar, Level 28 Sword -Liberty  
Rokhan, Level 30 Mace - 1st Steeltide  
DemonHunter, Level 32 Mage - 2nd Phobos  
Rokhan II, Level 20 Thrower - 2nd Steeltide  
Furion, Level 30 Mage - Xerxes  
Rokhan, Level 33 Mace - Ataxia  
Marksman Rokhan, Level 35 Xbow - Ataxia  
Script Rokhan, Level 22 Bow - Chaos    
Rokhan, Level 42 Thrower - Kirin    
Rhasta, Level 24 - Horizon

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Offline Corrupt Cham

PA Gangstas
« Reply #9 on: February 04, 2008, 08:30:09 pm »
LMAO
LvL 90 X-bower phobs (retired)

LvL 59 Dagger  Steeltide (retired)

LvL  68 X-bower Shadow (retired)

LvL 72 Rifle Arc2  Different name (Curenssy was name) (retired) Highest lvl ever on an Arc server

LvL 91 Thrower 2nd Shadow (retired)  Also Shadow Admin:) (retired) (Thanks Jon and Rav)

Admin on Oceanic (retired)  
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Admin 3rd Shadow (retired) LvL 92 Thrower (retired)
                                                                                                                                                            Most Saved Spendable ever on a char in rpgwo history 256mil saved spendy that was on my Arc2 char i got Screeny :)  

lvl 70 human mage w0w stormreaver pvp server Corruptcham is name

Offline chronolink

PA Gangstas
« Reply #10 on: February 05, 2008, 12:27:18 pm »
Quote from: Corrupt Cham
LMAO

Nice you found it funny, next one will be a long long time off being written, i'm working on the Damen and Dravien adopt-a-n00b story with a tie-in of a completely different story set after the "n00bs" story


Liberty - lvl 56 Swordsman ~ Retired
Steeltide - lvl 65 Macer ~ Retired
Steeltide - lvl 19 Suicide Archer ~ Retired
Phobos - lvl 18 Swordsman ~ Retired
Phobos - lvl 57 Thrower ~ Retired
Shadow - lvl 12 Thrower ~ Retired
Arcanium - lvl 22 Rifleman ~ Retired
Chown -R us ./Base

http://fuhrorcity.myminicity.com/

Re:Jew Tee ( From: TheUnderTaker )
and your a bigger twat now than before now tiger off and leave me alne you turtle ass tigerer
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Offline King Dravien

PA Gangstas
« Reply #11 on: February 05, 2008, 05:52:52 pm »
I dont want to adopt Damen, i'd like to adopt a cool kid....
RPGWO:
Lvl 91 Staff - Steeltide
Lvl 97 Crossbow - Nulona
Lvl 47 Thrower - Shadow
Lvl 61 Axe - Ataxia
Lvl 82 Staff - Asylum
Lvl 94 Halberd - Nexus
Lvl 82 Shockwave Cannon - Future
Lvl 66 Stealth Xbow - Carnage

Offline Corrupt Cham

PA Gangstas
« Reply #12 on: February 06, 2008, 04:58:53 am »
lol ya that was hilarious i lol'ed thru the whole damn thing. so i look forward to next story. have a great day everyone



                   Cham
LvL 90 X-bower phobs (retired)

LvL 59 Dagger  Steeltide (retired)

LvL  68 X-bower Shadow (retired)

LvL 72 Rifle Arc2  Different name (Curenssy was name) (retired) Highest lvl ever on an Arc server

LvL 91 Thrower 2nd Shadow (retired)  Also Shadow Admin:) (retired) (Thanks Jon and Rav)

Admin on Oceanic (retired)  
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Admin 3rd Shadow (retired) LvL 92 Thrower (retired)
                                                                                                                                                            Most Saved Spendable ever on a char in rpgwo history 256mil saved spendy that was on my Arc2 char i got Screeny :)  

lvl 70 human mage w0w stormreaver pvp server Corruptcham is name

Offline Mack the Blacksmith

PA Gangstas
« Reply #13 on: February 06, 2008, 06:25:20 am »
... A 8 day bump... Epic fail.


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Offline chronolink

PA Gangstas
« Reply #14 on: February 06, 2008, 12:15:03 pm »
Quote from: Mack the Blacksmith
... A 8 day bump... Epic fail.

Says you

Now bring out something constructive to say


Liberty - lvl 56 Swordsman ~ Retired
Steeltide - lvl 65 Macer ~ Retired
Steeltide - lvl 19 Suicide Archer ~ Retired
Phobos - lvl 18 Swordsman ~ Retired
Phobos - lvl 57 Thrower ~ Retired
Shadow - lvl 12 Thrower ~ Retired
Arcanium - lvl 22 Rifleman ~ Retired
Chown -R us ./Base

http://fuhrorcity.myminicity.com/

Re:Jew Tee ( From: TheUnderTaker )
and your a bigger twat now than before now tiger off and leave me alne you turtle ass tigerer
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Offline Rokhan

PA Gangstas
« Reply #15 on: February 06, 2008, 01:29:14 pm »
Quote from: chronolink
Says you

Now bring out something constructive to say
*pwned!*
DarkTemplar, Level 28 Sword -Liberty  
Rokhan, Level 30 Mace - 1st Steeltide  
DemonHunter, Level 32 Mage - 2nd Phobos  
Rokhan II, Level 20 Thrower - 2nd Steeltide  
Furion, Level 30 Mage - Xerxes  
Rokhan, Level 33 Mace - Ataxia  
Marksman Rokhan, Level 35 Xbow - Ataxia  
Script Rokhan, Level 22 Bow - Chaos    
Rokhan, Level 42 Thrower - Kirin    
Rhasta, Level 24 - Horizon

My joker trumps your ace
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