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Offline chronolink

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« Reply #60 on: August 02, 2005, 09:08:51 am »
The sabotage woulda been cool to write as a substory
I could have added some humour to the +150 brace and yet more writing
Investigation into Ursus' items didn't need to become a factor of the story

So lets not be too padantic here no story here EVER WRITTEN was meant to be serious they all have their funny sides and humour for all playerbase.

So for all you people (except Daegan who hated it) enjoy the new story

kthx


Liberty - lvl 56 Swordsman ~ Retired
Steeltide - lvl 65 Macer ~ Retired
Steeltide - lvl 19 Suicide Archer ~ Retired
Phobos - lvl 18 Swordsman ~ Retired
Phobos - lvl 57 Thrower ~ Retired
Shadow - lvl 12 Thrower ~ Retired
Arcanium - lvl 22 Rifleman ~ Retired
Chown -R us ./Base

http://fuhrorcity.myminicity.com/

Re:Jew Tee ( From: TheUnderTaker )
and your a bigger twat now than before now tiger off and leave me alne you turtle ass tigerer
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Offline Rokhan

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« Reply #61 on: August 03, 2005, 08:47:23 am »
err daegan, i'ma tiger coalition story cuz i find it too hard... not right, slight hangover so meep wtf
DarkTemplar, Level 28 Sword -Liberty  
Rokhan, Level 30 Mace - 1st Steeltide  
DemonHunter, Level 32 Mage - 2nd Phobos  
Rokhan II, Level 20 Thrower - 2nd Steeltide  
Furion, Level 30 Mage - Xerxes  
Rokhan, Level 33 Mace - Ataxia  
Marksman Rokhan, Level 35 Xbow - Ataxia  
Script Rokhan, Level 22 Bow - Chaos    
Rokhan, Level 42 Thrower - Kirin    
Rhasta, Level 24 - Horizon

My joker trumps your ace
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Offline Rokhan

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« Reply #62 on: August 15, 2005, 10:36:12 pm »
Star Wars!!!!!!111111
New Series by me!!!!!!111111
DarkTemplar, Level 28 Sword -Liberty  
Rokhan, Level 30 Mace - 1st Steeltide  
DemonHunter, Level 32 Mage - 2nd Phobos  
Rokhan II, Level 20 Thrower - 2nd Steeltide  
Furion, Level 30 Mage - Xerxes  
Rokhan, Level 33 Mace - Ataxia  
Marksman Rokhan, Level 35 Xbow - Ataxia  
Script Rokhan, Level 22 Bow - Chaos    
Rokhan, Level 42 Thrower - Kirin    
Rhasta, Level 24 - Horizon

My joker trumps your ace
♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠

Offline chronolink

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« Reply #63 on: August 16, 2005, 08:21:43 am »
AHahaha thats quite a cool parody


Liberty - lvl 56 Swordsman ~ Retired
Steeltide - lvl 65 Macer ~ Retired
Steeltide - lvl 19 Suicide Archer ~ Retired
Phobos - lvl 18 Swordsman ~ Retired
Phobos - lvl 57 Thrower ~ Retired
Shadow - lvl 12 Thrower ~ Retired
Arcanium - lvl 22 Rifleman ~ Retired
Chown -R us ./Base

http://fuhrorcity.myminicity.com/

Re:Jew Tee ( From: TheUnderTaker )
and your a bigger twat now than before now tiger off and leave me alne you turtle ass tigerer
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Offline Rokhan

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« Reply #64 on: August 16, 2005, 09:23:48 am »
thanks chrono, episode 5 to be released soon when casting is finished. i might watch episode 5, i can;t remmeber it as well. The Ampire's gonna hack
DarkTemplar, Level 28 Sword -Liberty  
Rokhan, Level 30 Mace - 1st Steeltide  
DemonHunter, Level 32 Mage - 2nd Phobos  
Rokhan II, Level 20 Thrower - 2nd Steeltide  
Furion, Level 30 Mage - Xerxes  
Rokhan, Level 33 Mace - Ataxia  
Marksman Rokhan, Level 35 Xbow - Ataxia  
Script Rokhan, Level 22 Bow - Chaos    
Rokhan, Level 42 Thrower - Kirin    
Rhasta, Level 24 - Horizon

My joker trumps your ace
♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠

Offline Rokhan

Stories
« Reply #65 on: August 21, 2005, 03:07:44 pm »
DOUBLE POST MWHAHAHA!!!!!!111111
Life in St3, and chrono post ur edited version when u finish the edit
« Last Edit: August 21, 2005, 03:08:46 pm by Rokhan »
DarkTemplar, Level 28 Sword -Liberty  
Rokhan, Level 30 Mace - 1st Steeltide  
DemonHunter, Level 32 Mage - 2nd Phobos  
Rokhan II, Level 20 Thrower - 2nd Steeltide  
Furion, Level 30 Mage - Xerxes  
Rokhan, Level 33 Mace - Ataxia  
Marksman Rokhan, Level 35 Xbow - Ataxia  
Script Rokhan, Level 22 Bow - Chaos    
Rokhan, Level 42 Thrower - Kirin    
Rhasta, Level 24 - Horizon

My joker trumps your ace
♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠

Offline chronolink

Stories
« Reply #66 on: August 21, 2005, 06:46:36 pm »
Typos edited and Tilur says "Glee" once and a bit of 1337 was toned down


Liberty - lvl 56 Swordsman ~ Retired
Steeltide - lvl 65 Macer ~ Retired
Steeltide - lvl 19 Suicide Archer ~ Retired
Phobos - lvl 18 Swordsman ~ Retired
Phobos - lvl 57 Thrower ~ Retired
Shadow - lvl 12 Thrower ~ Retired
Arcanium - lvl 22 Rifleman ~ Retired
Chown -R us ./Base

http://fuhrorcity.myminicity.com/

Re:Jew Tee ( From: TheUnderTaker )
and your a bigger twat now than before now tiger off and leave me alne you turtle ass tigerer
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Offline Komodo

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« Reply #67 on: August 22, 2005, 01:17:22 am »
I'll be Jabba the Hut!!! lol.
The BIG list of
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(ASCII art of the "word that can't be said")
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1 - Chrono------   -   for being "Chrono------"
2 - Toadwolf(Toad"King", Minch, Mack the Blacksmith)   -   for all of his posts are pure bullwolf and fail
3 - Revolution   -   for invokes the name of Komodo without a license
4 - Damen   -   for taking too long to reply on Xfire
5 - Grinch   -   for being anti-------guy  :)

Offline Komodo

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« Reply #68 on: August 22, 2005, 01:20:49 am »
Quote
This is Gimpy, he's nothing special
Yup.
The BIG list of
--------------------------------------------------------
(ASCII art of the "word that can't be said")
--------------------------------------------------------

1 - Chrono------   -   for being "Chrono------"
2 - Toadwolf(Toad"King", Minch, Mack the Blacksmith)   -   for all of his posts are pure bullwolf and fail
3 - Revolution   -   for invokes the name of Komodo without a license
4 - Damen   -   for taking too long to reply on Xfire
5 - Grinch   -   for being anti-------guy  :)

Offline Rokhan

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« Reply #69 on: August 22, 2005, 08:32:33 am »
komodo u lamer i think i have a jabba if not ur him  im the caster, writer, director, storyboard artist, etc etc.


~Komodo is now jabba~
« Last Edit: August 22, 2005, 08:34:01 am by Rokhan »
DarkTemplar, Level 28 Sword -Liberty  
Rokhan, Level 30 Mace - 1st Steeltide  
DemonHunter, Level 32 Mage - 2nd Phobos  
Rokhan II, Level 20 Thrower - 2nd Steeltide  
Furion, Level 30 Mage - Xerxes  
Rokhan, Level 33 Mace - Ataxia  
Marksman Rokhan, Level 35 Xbow - Ataxia  
Script Rokhan, Level 22 Bow - Chaos    
Rokhan, Level 42 Thrower - Kirin    
Rhasta, Level 24 - Horizon

My joker trumps your ace
♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠

Offline Rokhan

Stories
« Reply #70 on: August 22, 2005, 08:35:19 am »
o.0 soryr double post, i think boba fett will be dravien cuz hes ch00b
DarkTemplar, Level 28 Sword -Liberty  
Rokhan, Level 30 Mace - 1st Steeltide  
DemonHunter, Level 32 Mage - 2nd Phobos  
Rokhan II, Level 20 Thrower - 2nd Steeltide  
Furion, Level 30 Mage - Xerxes  
Rokhan, Level 33 Mace - Ataxia  
Marksman Rokhan, Level 35 Xbow - Ataxia  
Script Rokhan, Level 22 Bow - Chaos    
Rokhan, Level 42 Thrower - Kirin    
Rhasta, Level 24 - Horizon

My joker trumps your ace
♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠

Offline Komodo

Stories
« Reply #71 on: August 22, 2005, 10:20:42 pm »
Darth Vader sucks.... Anakin is a bitch, he submitted to the darkess over stupid wolf.

tigering loser, can't even find a decent reason to submit to the darkness.


May the darkness be with you1
The BIG list of
--------------------------------------------------------
(ASCII art of the "word that can't be said")
--------------------------------------------------------

1 - Chrono------   -   for being "Chrono------"
2 - Toadwolf(Toad"King", Minch, Mack the Blacksmith)   -   for all of his posts are pure bullwolf and fail
3 - Revolution   -   for invokes the name of Komodo without a license
4 - Damen   -   for taking too long to reply on Xfire
5 - Grinch   -   for being anti-------guy  :)

Offline chronolink

Stories
« Reply #72 on: August 23, 2005, 07:45:00 am »
Ah...... Fett (Jango and Boba) like totally pwn

kthx


Liberty - lvl 56 Swordsman ~ Retired
Steeltide - lvl 65 Macer ~ Retired
Steeltide - lvl 19 Suicide Archer ~ Retired
Phobos - lvl 18 Swordsman ~ Retired
Phobos - lvl 57 Thrower ~ Retired
Shadow - lvl 12 Thrower ~ Retired
Arcanium - lvl 22 Rifleman ~ Retired
Chown -R us ./Base

http://fuhrorcity.myminicity.com/

Re:Jew Tee ( From: TheUnderTaker )
and your a bigger twat now than before now tiger off and leave me alne you turtle ass tigerer
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Offline Rokhan

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« Reply #73 on: September 01, 2005, 06:27:46 pm »
chrono u lam0r post the nate trilogy
DarkTemplar, Level 28 Sword -Liberty  
Rokhan, Level 30 Mace - 1st Steeltide  
DemonHunter, Level 32 Mage - 2nd Phobos  
Rokhan II, Level 20 Thrower - 2nd Steeltide  
Furion, Level 30 Mage - Xerxes  
Rokhan, Level 33 Mace - Ataxia  
Marksman Rokhan, Level 35 Xbow - Ataxia  
Script Rokhan, Level 22 Bow - Chaos    
Rokhan, Level 42 Thrower - Kirin    
Rhasta, Level 24 - Horizon

My joker trumps your ace
♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠

Offline chronolink

Stories
« Reply #74 on: September 01, 2005, 07:57:04 pm »
Yeh yeh when i get round to it


Liberty - lvl 56 Swordsman ~ Retired
Steeltide - lvl 65 Macer ~ Retired
Steeltide - lvl 19 Suicide Archer ~ Retired
Phobos - lvl 18 Swordsman ~ Retired
Phobos - lvl 57 Thrower ~ Retired
Shadow - lvl 12 Thrower ~ Retired
Arcanium - lvl 22 Rifleman ~ Retired
Chown -R us ./Base

http://fuhrorcity.myminicity.com/

Re:Jew Tee ( From: TheUnderTaker )
and your a bigger twat now than before now tiger off and leave me alne you turtle ass tigerer
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Offline Rokhan

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« Reply #75 on: September 02, 2005, 02:13:09 pm »
l4m0r
DarkTemplar, Level 28 Sword -Liberty  
Rokhan, Level 30 Mace - 1st Steeltide  
DemonHunter, Level 32 Mage - 2nd Phobos  
Rokhan II, Level 20 Thrower - 2nd Steeltide  
Furion, Level 30 Mage - Xerxes  
Rokhan, Level 33 Mace - Ataxia  
Marksman Rokhan, Level 35 Xbow - Ataxia  
Script Rokhan, Level 22 Bow - Chaos    
Rokhan, Level 42 Thrower - Kirin    
Rhasta, Level 24 - Horizon

My joker trumps your ace
♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠

Offline chronolink

Stories
« Reply #76 on: November 20, 2005, 11:24:42 pm »
As I can't upload because of some turtle error i had to copy and paste this story I've had written for like ages. Might make hard reading but try and enjoy, it's about time another story was added

An xsabbath productions ltd. 2005

The Origin Of Un1x Land

Millenia ago, before earth was formed....

The first groups of God's being in human form were Daegan and Stormy. It was Stormy who made Daegan.
There was only one problem, Daegan was of Mortal soul. For thousands of years through
his lifespan Daegan longed to be like his creater; Stormy. As humanity became created Daegan
had used all his thinking towards gaining his blessing, with an untimely consequence.
   For Daegan to become immortal he must create the "land of n00bs." where the n00bs are
banished when they die. The consequence of this however is Daegan and Stormy are to be seperated.
   Daegan was willing to take the chance.
   Many more thousands of years passed when human population became really high, the
Land Of n00bs was still unknown to Stormy.
   Daegan needed one more person to gain immortality, for this he needed one more
person to banish to the Land Of n00bs. That person was Chronolink.

As Chronolink was minding his own business Daegan appeared before him.

Chronolink: What is this?
Daegan: YOU, my mortal scrub are going to the land of n00bs, for I must gain immortality
Chronolink: Nooooooooo

Chronolink was banished here forever, a land where the place was designed by a 4 year old.

As a mere matter of days passed, Chronolink was soon to meet Vex. Vex had been here the
longest, he had grown adept to this land while others were in depression.

Vex: Chronolink...
Chronolink: Yes? Who are you?
Vex: I am Vex, I have been in this land of n00bs for Aeons, but I know a way out. I need
your help for you are the only able one to do so.
Chronolink: How do I do this?
Vex: There is a beautiful girl called Nagead, allegedly Daegan's alter-ego. She is a virgin.
You must break her in and unleash all power in this Virgin's mind, this will kill Stormy
and render Daegan very depressed.
Chronolink: How do I get to this Nagead?
Vex: I will use the last of my power to take you back to Real Land, you have 12 hours to do this
before I die, and before you are banished back here.

Vex engulfed Chronolink in a blue Aura and with a blinding flash sent him to a Cider Bar.
Cronolink appeared next to the beautiful Nagead

Chronolink: Hi
Nagead, very drunk: Hi
Chronolink: Wana come back to mine later?
Nagead: No, we go to mine, Daegan is away

Chronolink knew this was the heart of Darkness, a big risk, but it had to be done.

After Chronolink threw Nagead on Daegan's Red, heart-shaped bed Daegan walked through the door.

Daegan: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS? YOU ARE DEAD BOY

Chronolink closed his eyes knowing there was no escape until, Merlin appeared.

Merlin: Chrono, quickly, use this

Merlin threw Chronolink a blue box

Chronolink dials a few tones on his box and suspends Daegan so he is forced to watch

???: She's sobering up, use this
Chronolink: What? Who else is here?
???: It's Rokhan
Chronolink: Cool, What's in this?
Rokhan: Homebrew to fuel a rocket, use in on Nagead, she's sobering up

Chronolink forces it down Nagead's throat and begins to "open up."

Merlin: Great couple they are
Rokhan: Aren't they just?

1 hr later Chronolink Busts both nuts up Nagead and a searing wave rocks the land. Daegan
becomes unfrozen.

Daegan: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? YOU HAVE FREED THE n00bs.
Chronolink: That was sweet
Vex: Enough now Chronolink, quickly, walk through this portal, i've been working on this
project for a long time.

They both enter the portal leaving Daegan to answer to Stormy's corpse

Through the portal they see a world all coulored white.

Chronolink: Where is this place?
Vex: Un1x land, look
Chronolink: COOL, White-tee's, cider, girls, cars, cigarettes and much more.... oh what's THIS?
You brought Nagead along? Dammit Vex you are the best.
Vex: Holy ping issues batman


Liberty - lvl 56 Swordsman ~ Retired
Steeltide - lvl 65 Macer ~ Retired
Steeltide - lvl 19 Suicide Archer ~ Retired
Phobos - lvl 18 Swordsman ~ Retired
Phobos - lvl 57 Thrower ~ Retired
Shadow - lvl 12 Thrower ~ Retired
Arcanium - lvl 22 Rifleman ~ Retired
Chown -R us ./Base

http://fuhrorcity.myminicity.com/

Re:Jew Tee ( From: TheUnderTaker )
and your a bigger twat now than before now tiger off and leave me alne you turtle ass tigerer
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« Reply #77 on: May 25, 2008, 10:21:23 am »
Bumped for epic.
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Offline chronolink

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« Reply #78 on: May 25, 2008, 10:25:20 am »
Mhmm


Liberty - lvl 56 Swordsman ~ Retired
Steeltide - lvl 65 Macer ~ Retired
Steeltide - lvl 19 Suicide Archer ~ Retired
Phobos - lvl 18 Swordsman ~ Retired
Phobos - lvl 57 Thrower ~ Retired
Shadow - lvl 12 Thrower ~ Retired
Arcanium - lvl 22 Rifleman ~ Retired
Chown -R us ./Base

http://fuhrorcity.myminicity.com/

Re:Jew Tee ( From: TheUnderTaker )
and your a bigger twat now than before now tiger off and leave me alne you turtle ass tigerer
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