This is a story about a guild named The Wanderers, and their adventures
throughout the server called Earth. If this story represents anything
true that happened, it is merely a coincidence unless it is about Jaster.
The story is not about the ACTUAL members of the actual guild, but more
of a joke of it. If you are offended by anything in this, it means I love
your boobs.
Especially yours, Fly. Keep on ninja'ing.
Jaster: Daegan daegan daegan daegan daegan daegan
Muffin: Dude shut the tiger up, he doesn't even play this server.... actually
he doesn't even tigering PLAY.
Jaster: I did it for the lulz.. and to pass the ctrl + f "Daegan" test.
Rokhan: poker lolololol
A lone adventurer can be seen in the distance, scouting out the hall of The Wanderers.
Komodo: Guys, I think we are being scouted out, there is some n00b dog with a G-Unit
hat sitting up on the hill there acting like a tigering ------.
Chronolink: That's racist.
Komodo: GOD DAMNIT PORNOLINK! When will you understand the difference between a tigering
racist and making a tigering god damn ------ ass tigering joke?! I will tigering kill you,
komodo damnit!
Chronolink: I claim this land for the troll legion! Huzzzaaah!
Jaster: Alright guys I've got a damon package sitting on my damon porch thats probably
sitting on damon ground. I'm gonna go retrieve it and eat my favorite breakfast.
Muffin: SELLING DAMON!
Jaster: OH MY tigerING GOOD DAMONGASM ILL BUY IT ME ME ILL BUY 80 BUCKS OMFG!
Muffin: It's in the shape of a bear...
Jaster: Exactly.
Chronolink:
Komodo: STOP INVISIBLE TALKING YOU ------!
Chronolink: That's racist.
Meanwhile, up on the hill, the G-Unit scouter equips his G-Unit shirt and readies his poker
deck.
Mysterious scouter: G-unit lolz
Suddenly hundreds of look-alikes appear, with a more prominent looking person leading them.
His hat is apparently inlaid with platinum, and his poker deck is made out of pure gold.
Even his crappy perm-fro has a shiny metallic substance within it.
Leader: I am Rokhan, god of all that is G-un..*ring ring*
Rokhan: God damnit, who the tiger is calling me during my dramatic entrance? Hello?
Jaster: Hai dude i'll like buy yer damon
Rokhan: I DON'T HAVE ANY MOTHER tigerER! *click* Now then.. where was I? Ah.. yess...
I am Rokhan, god of all that is G-unit and poker. Me and my troops will descend
this hill and attack the castle of damon, and will claim maj0r riches and liek put damon
in our hats 'n wolf. /end dramatic entrance.
Damen: Dude shut the tiger up you so stole that from me.
Rokhan: ------ you tigerin stole it from muffins stories so don't you even say wolf about me
stealing anything.
Gizza: I lol'd, gunna go watch rvb brb k
Damen: Me too I hate dogs that steal my ideas
toadking: lol'd
slayer: I mined.
Rokhan: WHERE ARE ALL THESE NOOBS COMING FROM?!
Komodo: Dude you do realize that hill is like 5 feet from our window and we can hear everything
you are saying right? God damn you're as stupid as two cajuns pullin a ------ on skiis, even tho
that's pretty cool but you aren't so yeah. ------.
Chronolink: Your racist power is OVER 9 THOUSAAAAAAND!!!! ARRGH!!!
Dravien: Hey this story is wolf god tigering damnit just stop writing this wolf you know you have
no more good material about anything cause everything about this stupid ass tigering game is worth
anything god damn noobs.
Muffin: Dravien your mouth shouldn't be open unless my pants are around my ankles, now ostrich.
Dravien: But...
Muffin: SHUT IT tigerER!
Dravien: -.-
All of a sudden, garbage cans started spawning everywhere around them.
Mysterious voice: MWahahaha 'tis me the evil garbage can spawned, I'm so corrupt I once spawned a
garbage can to trash a damon wand! MWhahahahaha!
Rokhan: OH NO IT'S THE EVIL MOST CORRUPTEST (sp? plox im canadian..) ADMIN EVER! IT IS FLYBYNIIIIIGHT!
FlyByNight: Mwahahahha
A garbage can spawns within his hands and he starts tossing them at everyone, knocking them all out.
FlyByNight: I claim this castle as my own, and it shall be my castle forever more! I shall now transfer
this castle over to my server... so .... hmm.. let's see... /open mycastle.map... ahh there we go!
Muffin: Dude why the tiger .. I mean what the tiger.. I mean.. urk?
FlyByNight: this is what you get for not having enough funny material! You write stupid wolf like this!
But now it's cool, cause it's about how corrupt I am, right?
Muffin: Sure... k let's like group sex, everyone wake up.
Chronolink: Can my dog link join?
Muffin: Sure.
FlyByNight: LOL I tigered lady angel
Everyone in unison: Ewwww...
FlyByNight: True story!
Rokhan: Wait.. why was my attack suddenly cut off?
Muffin: Due to popular request, I removed you from the rest of the story.
Rokhan: ...
Chronolink: lol'd
And this, my children, is how the gigantic castle that FlyByNight owned in St2 came to be. Enjoy
the history lesson, because I don't write many.