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Offline The Muffin Man

The Castle
« on: July 15, 2007, 10:25:02 pm »
This is a story about a guild named The Wanderers, and their adventures
throughout the server called Earth. If this story represents anything
true that happened, it is merely a coincidence unless it is about Jaster.
The story is not about the ACTUAL members of the actual guild, but more
of a joke of it. If you are offended by anything in this, it means I love
your boobs.

Especially yours, Fly. Keep on ninja'ing.


Jaster: Daegan daegan daegan daegan daegan daegan
Muffin: Dude shut the tiger up, he doesn't even play this server.... actually
he doesn't even tigering PLAY.
Jaster: I did it for the lulz.. and to pass the ctrl + f "Daegan" test.
Rokhan: poker lolololol


A lone adventurer can be seen in the distance, scouting out the hall of The Wanderers.

Komodo: Guys, I think we are being scouted out, there is some n00b dog with a G-Unit
hat sitting up on the hill there acting like a tigering ------.
Chronolink: That's racist.
Komodo: GOD DAMNIT PORNOLINK! When will you understand the difference between a tigering
racist and making a tigering god damn ------ ass tigering joke?! I will tigering kill you,
komodo damnit!
Chronolink: I claim this land for the troll legion! Huzzzaaah!
Jaster: Alright guys I've got a damon package sitting on my damon porch thats probably
sitting on damon ground. I'm gonna go retrieve it and eat my favorite breakfast.
Muffin: SELLING DAMON!
Jaster: OH MY tigerING GOOD DAMONGASM ILL BUY IT ME ME ILL BUY 80 BUCKS OMFG!
Muffin: It's in the shape of a bear...
Jaster: Exactly.
Chronolink:
Komodo: STOP INVISIBLE TALKING YOU ------!
Chronolink: That's racist.

Meanwhile, up on the hill, the G-Unit scouter equips his G-Unit shirt and readies his poker
deck.

Mysterious scouter: G-unit lolz

Suddenly hundreds of look-alikes appear, with a more prominent looking person leading them.
His hat is apparently inlaid with platinum, and his poker deck is made out of pure gold.
Even his crappy perm-fro has a shiny metallic substance within it.

Leader: I am Rokhan, god of all that is G-un..*ring ring*
Rokhan: God damnit, who the tiger is calling me during my dramatic entrance? Hello?
Jaster: Hai dude i'll like buy yer damon
Rokhan: I DON'T HAVE ANY MOTHER tigerER! *click* Now then.. where was I? Ah.. yess...
I am Rokhan, god of all that is G-unit and poker. Me and my troops will descend
this hill and attack the castle of damon, and will claim maj0r riches and liek put damon
in our hats 'n wolf. /end dramatic entrance.
Damen: Dude shut the tiger up you so stole that from me.
Rokhan: ------ you tigerin stole it from muffins stories so don't you even say wolf about me
stealing anything.
Gizza: I lol'd, gunna go watch rvb brb k
Damen: Me too I hate dogs that steal my ideas
toadking: lol'd
slayer: I mined.
Rokhan: WHERE ARE ALL THESE NOOBS COMING FROM?!
Komodo: Dude you do realize that hill is like 5 feet from our window and we can hear everything
you are saying right? God damn you're as stupid as two cajuns pullin a ------ on skiis, even tho
that's pretty cool but you aren't so yeah. ------.
Chronolink: Your racist power is OVER 9 THOUSAAAAAAND!!!! ARRGH!!!
Dravien: Hey this story is wolf god tigering damnit just stop writing this wolf you know you have
no more good material about anything cause everything about this stupid ass tigering game is worth
anything god damn noobs.
Muffin: Dravien your mouth shouldn't be open unless my pants are around my ankles, now ostrich.
Dravien: But...
Muffin: SHUT IT tigerER!
Dravien: -.-

All of a sudden, garbage cans started spawning everywhere around them.

Mysterious voice: MWahahaha 'tis me the evil garbage can spawned, I'm so corrupt I once spawned a
garbage can to trash a damon wand! MWhahahahaha!
Rokhan: OH NO IT'S THE EVIL MOST CORRUPTEST (sp? plox im canadian..) ADMIN EVER! IT IS FLYBYNIIIIIGHT!
FlyByNight: Mwahahahha

A garbage can spawns within his hands and he starts tossing them at everyone, knocking them all out.

FlyByNight: I claim this castle as my own, and it shall be my castle forever more! I shall now transfer
this castle over to my server... so .... hmm.. let's see... /open mycastle.map... ahh there we go!
Muffin: Dude why the tiger .. I mean what the tiger.. I mean.. urk?
FlyByNight: this is what you get for not having enough funny material! You write stupid wolf like this!
But now it's cool, cause it's about how corrupt I am, right?
Muffin: Sure... k let's like group sex, everyone wake up.
Chronolink: Can my dog link join?
Muffin: Sure.
FlyByNight: LOL I tigered lady angel
Everyone in unison: Ewwww...
FlyByNight: True story!
Rokhan: Wait.. why was my attack suddenly cut off?
Muffin: Due to popular request, I removed you from the rest of the story.
Rokhan: ...
Chronolink: lol'd

And this, my children, is how the gigantic castle that FlyByNight owned in St2 came to be. Enjoy
the history lesson, because I don't write many.
« Last Edit: July 16, 2007, 01:44:29 am by The Muffin Man »

Offline Gizza

The Castle
« Reply #1 on: July 16, 2007, 12:04:09 am »
1 sec ill read after rvb brb kk?

Offline Brendan

The Castle
« Reply #2 on: July 16, 2007, 01:10:30 am »
------, you stole that from me. I totally wrote that story.

good story, 3/5 mainly for the fact that only part i lol'd was this
[!--quoteo(post=0:date=:name=Dravien gets Pwned)--][div class=\'quotetop\']QUOTE (Dravien gets Pwned)[div class=\'quotemain\'][!--quotec--]Dravien: Hey this story is wolf god tigering damnit just stop writing this wolf you know you have
no more good material about anything cause everything about this stupid ass tigering game is worth
anything god damn noobs.
Muffin: Dravien your mouth shouldn't be open unless my pants are around my ankles, now ostrich.
Dravien: But...
Muffin: SHUT IT tigerER!
Dravien: -.-[/quote]

Offline Malekith

The Castle
« Reply #3 on: July 16, 2007, 09:08:55 am »
dont think its as good as ur usual stuff muffy... sorry
"Never argue with a stupid person. First they'll drag you down to their level, then they will beat you with experience."

"When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water."

"Some minds are like concrete, thouroughly mixed up and permanently set."

"Treat everyone with politeness, even those who are rude to you, not because they are nice, but because you are."

Offline chronolink

The Castle
« Reply #4 on: July 16, 2007, 09:32:56 am »
Reserved


Liberty - lvl 56 Swordsman ~ Retired
Steeltide - lvl 65 Macer ~ Retired
Steeltide - lvl 19 Suicide Archer ~ Retired
Phobos - lvl 18 Swordsman ~ Retired
Phobos - lvl 57 Thrower ~ Retired
Shadow - lvl 12 Thrower ~ Retired
Arcanium - lvl 22 Rifleman ~ Retired
Chown -R us ./Base

http://fuhrorcity.myminicity.com/

Re:Jew Tee ( From: TheUnderTaker )
and your a bigger twat now than before now tiger off and leave me alne you turtle ass tigerer
TheUnderTaker is a member of the Administration group and has 6 posts.
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Offline Rokhan

The Castle
« Reply #5 on: July 16, 2007, 11:45:24 am »
Reserved!

stoned atm
DarkTemplar, Level 28 Sword -Liberty  
Rokhan, Level 30 Mace - 1st Steeltide  
DemonHunter, Level 32 Mage - 2nd Phobos  
Rokhan II, Level 20 Thrower - 2nd Steeltide  
Furion, Level 30 Mage - Xerxes  
Rokhan, Level 33 Mace - Ataxia  
Marksman Rokhan, Level 35 Xbow - Ataxia  
Script Rokhan, Level 22 Bow - Chaos    
Rokhan, Level 42 Thrower - Kirin    
Rhasta, Level 24 - Horizon

My joker trumps your ace
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Offline Devil

The Castle
« Reply #6 on: July 16, 2007, 11:47:37 am »
there was a couple lol parts


I CAN SEE FOREVER!

Quote from: Rokhan
So get creative and not necrotic

Offline The Muffin Man

The Castle
« Reply #7 on: July 17, 2007, 03:10:33 pm »
Quote from: Malekith
dont think its as good as ur usual stuff muffy... sorry


mostly just people that played with me on st or people that were good friends with fly will get most of it


the garbage can part was a joke about an admin giving his admin char a damon wand and he spawned a garbage can to trash it, he was like "gee im so corrupt i spawned a garbage can to trash an admin given item", it was a good lol moment

Offline Komodo

The Castle
« Reply #8 on: July 17, 2007, 03:49:43 pm »
I lol'ed, no clue who the wanders were though...
no clue what a cajun is either.

4/5
The BIG list of
--------------------------------------------------------
(ASCII art of the "word that can't be said")
--------------------------------------------------------

1 - Chrono------   -   for being "Chrono------"
2 - Toadwolf(Toad"King", Minch, Mack the Blacksmith)   -   for all of his posts are pure bullwolf and fail
3 - Revolution   -   for invokes the name of Komodo without a license
4 - Damen   -   for taking too long to reply on Xfire
5 - Grinch   -   for being anti-------guy  :)

Offline Minch

The Castle
« Reply #9 on: July 17, 2007, 04:10:52 pm »
of course it wasnt the best! it was frigin history! btw, its me, toadking just cant remember my pass and my old email server is down....and blacklisted from comcast    but, now u get to see my new evil name! minch!

Offline Rokhan

The Castle
« Reply #10 on: July 17, 2007, 04:13:29 pm »
Quote from: Minch
of course it wasnt the best! it was frigin history! btw, its me, toadking just cant remember my pass and my old email server is down....and blacklisted from comcast    but, now u get to see my new evil name! minch!
wolf!
DarkTemplar, Level 28 Sword -Liberty  
Rokhan, Level 30 Mace - 1st Steeltide  
DemonHunter, Level 32 Mage - 2nd Phobos  
Rokhan II, Level 20 Thrower - 2nd Steeltide  
Furion, Level 30 Mage - Xerxes  
Rokhan, Level 33 Mace - Ataxia  
Marksman Rokhan, Level 35 Xbow - Ataxia  
Script Rokhan, Level 22 Bow - Chaos    
Rokhan, Level 42 Thrower - Kirin    
Rhasta, Level 24 - Horizon

My joker trumps your ace
♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠

Offline Komodo

The Castle
« Reply #11 on: July 17, 2007, 04:15:55 pm »
I'm gonna make an alt forum acct named "The Gingerbread Man"
The BIG list of
--------------------------------------------------------
(ASCII art of the "word that can't be said")
--------------------------------------------------------

1 - Chrono------   -   for being "Chrono------"
2 - Toadwolf(Toad"King", Minch, Mack the Blacksmith)   -   for all of his posts are pure bullwolf and fail
3 - Revolution   -   for invokes the name of Komodo without a license
4 - Damen   -   for taking too long to reply on Xfire
5 - Grinch   -   for being anti-------guy  :)

Offline Minch

The Castle
« Reply #12 on: July 17, 2007, 05:33:48 pm »
eer...thats almost like The Muffin Man...zomg, get ure own ideas!

Offline The Muffin Man

The Castle
« Reply #13 on: July 17, 2007, 05:57:10 pm »
The newest member is The Gingerbread Man


I claimed it first, lulz

Quote from: Komodo
I lol'ed, no clue who the wanders were though...
no clue what a cajun is either.

4/5


The Wanderers was Jasters guild, and a cajun is one of those illiterate swamp slobs that live in lousiana, an example would be the movie The Waterboy

Offline Komodo

The Castle
« Reply #14 on: July 17, 2007, 07:42:53 pm »
FINE
The BIG list of
--------------------------------------------------------
(ASCII art of the "word that can't be said")
--------------------------------------------------------

1 - Chrono------   -   for being "Chrono------"
2 - Toadwolf(Toad"King", Minch, Mack the Blacksmith)   -   for all of his posts are pure bullwolf and fail
3 - Revolution   -   for invokes the name of Komodo without a license
4 - Damen   -   for taking too long to reply on Xfire
5 - Grinch   -   for being anti-------guy  :)

Offline King Dravien

The Castle
« Reply #15 on: July 17, 2007, 10:57:56 pm »
Quote from: Minch
eer...thats almost like The Muffin Man...zomg, get ure own ideas!

Why did you come back? Go die...
RPGWO:
Lvl 91 Staff - Steeltide
Lvl 97 Crossbow - Nulona
Lvl 47 Thrower - Shadow
Lvl 61 Axe - Ataxia
Lvl 82 Staff - Asylum
Lvl 94 Halberd - Nexus
Lvl 82 Shockwave Cannon - Future
Lvl 66 Stealth Xbow - Carnage

Offline Rokhan

The Castle
« Reply #16 on: July 17, 2007, 11:27:43 pm »
Quote from: King Dravien
Why did you come back? Go die...
In a fire
DarkTemplar, Level 28 Sword -Liberty  
Rokhan, Level 30 Mace - 1st Steeltide  
DemonHunter, Level 32 Mage - 2nd Phobos  
Rokhan II, Level 20 Thrower - 2nd Steeltide  
Furion, Level 30 Mage - Xerxes  
Rokhan, Level 33 Mace - Ataxia  
Marksman Rokhan, Level 35 Xbow - Ataxia  
Script Rokhan, Level 22 Bow - Chaos    
Rokhan, Level 42 Thrower - Kirin    
Rhasta, Level 24 - Horizon

My joker trumps your ace
♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠

Offline The Muffin Man

The Castle
« Reply #17 on: July 17, 2007, 11:54:30 pm »
i killed a moth today.. it was on a limb and i threw it in the fire. i was kinda sad tho, me and that moth had good times.. well a good time.. all 10 seconds of it.

Offline Brendan

The Castle
« Reply #18 on: July 18, 2007, 01:32:15 am »
God damnit, toadking. why did you even bother coming back?

1.     Minch     
   16 up, 3 down    
   

A woman's external genitalia

She has a pretty pink minch that tastes great.

Urban Dictionary
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=minch

Minch     
   5 up, 9 down    
   

Minch is the medical definition for 'stretched anal passage'

LOL

6.     Minch     
   1 up, 8 down    
   

A minch likes to insert his "little member" into peoples anal passages for pleasure. He will also take other men's "little memebrs" in his anal passage upon request. In the case of women, a strap-on dildo is acceptable.

That's Toadking all over.

Offline The Muffin Man

The Castle
« Reply #19 on: July 18, 2007, 11:21:46 am »
LMFAO DAMEN tigerIN PWNED THE wolf OUT OF YOU