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Offline Rokhan

Gorvor Part 2
« on: July 13, 2007, 06:22:33 pm »
Gorvor Part2
Copyright © 2005 Lumpy Ebony Elephant Tribe (LEET)

-When we left off from the last episode Vex had just died to the "gorvor" and was being scolded by the fat sage Chronolink.

Chronolink: You are more n00bish then I thought
Vex: I never knew it would be so strong
Chronolink: I think we're going to have to train some mroe but this time we are going to train on harder monsters like Dark Siths
Vex: Sounds good, maybe I will no longer be a n00b
Pornmodo: Alas, I ahve broken free of your p0rn1x 02' barrier, the porn was good but I need more
Chronolink: Calm yourself Pornmodo before I lock you in g4y p0rn1x 03'!
Pornmodo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Pornmodo exits the world to buy a issue of playboy magazine. Chronolink leads Vex to a large open space and point out some Dark Siths.

Vex: Chrono, what must I do to kill these things, I don't know much cause I am a n00b
Chronolink: Dial the words n00b on your Vex box and it will aid you

Vex dials n00b and a fireball shoots at a Sith and lights his ass on fire.

Chronolink: gee dumbass why don't u just burn it's balls off?
Vex: Sorry, I have not aim
Chronolink: You need more training then I thought and you are a bigegr n00b then I thought but it will change in all due time.

Chronolink trains Vex for 6 months again and Vex has gotten stronger again.

Chronolink: Think your strong enough for the "gorvor" yet?
Vex: Yes I do fat sage, yes I do

Vex goes into the crypt, shoots fireballs at the skellies and advances to face the gorvor. Vex uses the warp and casts the fireball where the "gorvor" was. The gorvor makes a loud roaring noise and throws a Throwing Pencil at Vex, therefore killing it. Vex respawns next to Chronolink.....again.

Vex: Holy ping issues batman
Chronolink: Vex that has gotten old you n00b, it's holy shizzit that sucked batman in this year
Vex: Holy shizzit that sucked batman
Chronolink: You have learned alot today and now we rest

Vex and Chronolink get a room at the inn each and turn to goto sleep. Vex hears Chronolink snoring loudily and is completely awoken by weird noises. Vex opens up his bathroom door and finds that Ursus is screwing Rosewing.

Vex: Errrrrrrrrrr, fr00t
Ursus: I don't cheat
Rosewing: All you chars are belong to me
Vex: Holy wtf is this a turtle party batman

Vex dials KOOMR(Kick out of my room) whichs enlarges Vex's foot allowing him to kick Ursus and Rosewing out of the room. Vex goes back to sleep and is soon awoken by Chronolink.

Chronolink: Get up you lazy n00b. It is 4:00 GMT time and we start training.
Vex: Ehhhh?
Chronolink: I said get up
Vex: Ehhhhh?

Chronolink smacks Vex upside the head with his walking stick. Chronolink leads Vex to another new sector where they fight Drakes of Ice and Fire. Vex eventually kills the drakes faster and faster because he is getting stronger.

Chronolink: You are progressing well young Vex. I think you should try and kill the gorvor one more time before we train on something harder.
Vex: If you say so

Vex goes into the crypt alone...again, kills the skellies, etc etc etc. Warps into where the Gorvor is and then............................................................................
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The End
DarkTemplar, Level 28 Sword -Liberty  
Rokhan, Level 30 Mace - 1st Steeltide  
DemonHunter, Level 32 Mage - 2nd Phobos  
Rokhan II, Level 20 Thrower - 2nd Steeltide  
Furion, Level 30 Mage - Xerxes  
Rokhan, Level 33 Mace - Ataxia  
Marksman Rokhan, Level 35 Xbow - Ataxia  
Script Rokhan, Level 22 Bow - Chaos    
Rokhan, Level 42 Thrower - Kirin    
Rhasta, Level 24 - Horizon

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