Gorvor Part 1

[Rokhan]

Yes, LEET... Quite old, dayd to day another part
~Gorvor Part1~
Copyright © 2005 Lumpy Ebony Elephant Tribe (LEET)

One day in Liberty, a young mage named Vex was wandering around in town and found a crypt. Being the idiot/explorer that he is he went down to check it out. There were skeletons everywhere, and they stumbled over to Vex and started attacking him.

Vex: Owww, I'm gonna have to RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
: Fear not young mage, I shall save you

Immediatley a fat sage appeared in front of Vex and started whacking the skellies with his walkin stick. Vex wonders who this fat sage could be.

Vex: Who are you, you, you, you fat sage?
: I am Chronolink, fat sage of the 1337 7
Vex: The 13-what?
Chronolink: 1337 7 n00b
Vex: I can't help it
Chronolink: I shall help you train here, to reach the goal of killing the Gorvor.

Vex thinks wtf is a gorvor? a monkey of some sort

Vex: Whats a gorvor?
Chronolink: A very strong monster you n00b, it could p4wn0rz you whilst u are in your current state, so I must train you to become 1337
Vex: Ok then fat sage

Chronolink trains Vex for 6 months, starting on Giant Roaches and then on Flies. Vex feels stronger and confident enough to take on the gorvor after he kills a ub3r Giant Roach.

Vex: I think i'm ready, let me kill it
Chronolink: I will give you this gift for your progress

Chronolink heands Vex a box

Vex: dood, am I supposed to send this to someone for a Christams gift?
Chronolink: listen n00b, this box has powers beyond knowing, dial words and it will be useful
Vex: Yes sage, i'll try

At this same time Komodo is running wild throughout the town shouting

Komodo: Pornolink, where are you i need another link to porn
Chronolink: You fat bastard, Pornmodo, you are addicted to porn I am going to have to lock you in a p0n1x '02 cage because there is no such thing as 05

Komodo evolves into Pornmodo

Pornmodo: I crave PORN! Give me PORN
Chronolink: Sit boy, I have to watch a n00b kill a gorvor

Chronolink dials p0rn1x on his box and Pornmodo is surrounded by a cage full of porn. At this moment Vex finishes killing all the skellies and proceeds to find the gorvor.

Vex: Gorvor, oh Gorvor, where are you
??: Blargh
Vex: Wtf batman
Batman: Sorry Vex just wanted to say something weird before going back to Phobos
Vex: Ok then

Vex walks through a door to find a warp stone and uses it. Vex is in a room surrounded by darkness and he hears a roar and says.
Vex: This gorvor doesn't sound too tough, i will pwn him

A big tail sends Vex against the while and he dies. Vex logs out then logs in to find his character respawned next to Chronolink.

Vex: Holy ping issues batman
Chronolink: Holy you ub3r suck ass n00bman

The End

[chronolink]

This is like 1 prehistoric trilogy lol

[Rokhan]

But it owns