Somewhere on Shadow
Muffin Man just killed Slayer
Muffin Man: Why is it? Whenever I kill a n00b 2 more appear?
Jon: Not sure, the n00bs took over the server, and now i'm no longer an admin
Slayer1: I'm coming back
Slayer2: We're gonna n00b you one
Muffin Man: Lets get out of here, quickly, use your last admin powers to port us to Xerxes
Jon makes a special warp stone porting them both to Xerxes
Somewhere on Xerxes
Muffin Man and Jon appear to see Dravien having just killed Wings
Dravien: Why is it? Whenever I kill a n00b 2 more appear?
Jon: You have the same problem too?
Dravien: Yeh, it's not cool mate
Wings1: Why aren't girls talking to me?
Wings2: I never said anything wrong
Muffin Man: Can we get out of here? This place is just as bad
Dravien: Indeed, i'll use the last of my Script powers to port us somewhere else
Dravien and all port to....
Chaos
Upon arriving they see Kaios just killing Admin Chaos
Kaios: Why is it? Whenever I kill a n00b 2 more appear?
Muffin Man: AGAIN?
Dravien: Bloody Hell, what is this?
Jon: RPGWO is n00b infected, we must go to Arc and get whoever is left
Kaios: Arc is full of n00bs
Muffin Man: We must take our chances, maybe it's not?
Admin Chaos1: I'LL BAN YOU IF YOU KILL ME AGAIN
Admin Chaos2: I'LL ALTER YOUR STATS, I WILL
Jon kills Admin Chaos while Dravien kills Admin Chaos2, stealing the n00b admin abilities, they warp to Arcanium. Upon arriving...
Cronus just killed Coldbloodedkilla
Cronus: Why is it? Whenever I kill a n00b 2 more appear?
Jon: AAAAAAARRRRGHHHHHH
Muffin Man: This can't be true
Cronus: Who are you guys?
Dravien: Well we are facing the same problem, n00bs everywhere
Coldbloodedkilla1: Hey no fair
Coldbloodedkilla2: I'm telling UT
Muffin Man: Only one thing for it, right all it'd a long shot, but to Kirin we go, we'll be safe there
Muffin Man encloses everyone in a pink sphere porting them to Kirin
Upon arriving they notice Light Elf has messed things up
Kaios: Ell oh ell
Muffin Man: What? Light Elf what is this?
Light Elf: Gonna monkey me around eh? There's no n00bs here and you tigered me over
Muffin Man: I never, YOU started all this wolf
Light Elf: Whatever man! Ima pwn your n00b ass with deity boosts
Light Elf infuses himself with unmatched boosts and a battle follows
Jon runs up to him to be met with being frozen in place
Jon: n00b, no fair
Kaios hits Light Elf over the head with his Damon sword to no avail. Light Elf waves his hand and throws him against a wall
Kaios: That's racist
Cronus unloads his M16 to Light Elf only to see his bullets absorbed
Cronus: Not cool
Dravien throws a shrokrim at Light Elf only to see him catch it and throw it back, slicing into Draviens arm
Dravien: tiger YOU!
Light Elf turns to Muffin Man
Light Elf: You know, if you didn't mess this place up, it'd be so cool
Muffin Man: Look you retard, I did greater good, YOU messed this up
Light Elf blinds Muffin Man and plays around debuffing him
Light Elf: You are no match, I can take you now, i'll end this
Without warning, a mystical figure appears
: Light? You suck
Light Elf: Who's there?
: Tis I, Chronolink
Light Elf: What? The n00b?
Chronolink: n00b eh? Watch THIS!
Chronolink runs up and does a KA KA KA KOMBO BREAKER on Light Elf, killing him
Chronolink: I AM FUHROR!
Kaios: That's racist
Jon: What you doing here n00b?
Dravien: Bloody hell, last ever scriptkiddie saved us?
Cronus: I remember him... made 2000 bullets for him once
Muffin Man: Thanks Chronolink, how can I repay you?
Chronolink: Nothing, here's the problem, you must talk to the PA gangstas on Shadow, i'll warp you there, you'll be safe from the n00bs, then you must talk to my alternate self, he'll direct you
Muffin Man: Thanks
Chronolink opens a time rift porting them to Shadow
As they arrive on Shadow they come accross the PA gangstas
Cham: Look ------, you gotta think of da aspect of life here
Molo: Hey dogg, I'm thinking if it
Mystro: Well this aspect here innit sucks
Cham: Bitch? Get me a beer
Icequeen: ------? You did not just say that
The vet crew come around to see them
Jon: Uhhh hi, we're looking for Chronolink
Molo: No Chronolink here, you must mean Xsabbath, that's Chronolink
Kaios: Ell oh ell, where is he?
Molo: Round da corner
Mystro: He gives us this magic plant and we get high wheeeeeeeeee!
Muffin Man: Lets look for him
At the Scriptkiddie plantation Rokhan and Xsabbath are playing poker
Rokhan: I'll see your Scripts, and raise you one @ admin
Xsabbath: I'll see your @ admin and raise you Jordonias' house-breaking skillz
Rokhan: I'll see you Jordonias; house-breaking skillz and raise you cakes
Xsabbath: I'll see your cakes and raise you Canada
Rokhan: I call
Rokhan and Xsabbath both call their hand
Xsabbath: Straight
Rokhan: Royal flush
Xsabbath: Dammit, how do you always win?
Rokhan: I'll show you
Rokhan puts on his G-unit hat and does a dance while Xsabbath lights a cigarette and drinks some cider. They soon get intrrupted by the vet crew when they walk through the gate
Xsabbath: What is it?
Muffin Man: We uh.... need your help
Xsabbath: Who are you? I never seen you before, why ask my help?
Muffin Man: You were on Kirin 5 minutes ago telling us to come here too...
Rokhan slaps Muffin Man
Rokhan: SHHHHHHH! This place is becoming n00b infected, don't gice his identity away
Xsabbath: Yes I know I did, now stop acting like n00bs and kill these n00bs, you can evan borrow my air ship if you want,
it served me well on Steeltide once when I tigered Void in it once
Rokhan: Yeh dude, you pwned her
Xsabbath: I know HAHAHA!
Dravien: I was there....
Xsabbath: Mate....
Dravien: MATE!!!
Xsabbath: Mate... I know, now go pwn some n00bs
The vet crew enter Chronolink's old airship and try to kick start it
Cronus: It's no good, the coil in the engine here is gone, the head gasket is warped as well
Jon: Nerd for knowing that
Kaios: ell oh... What we going to do
Xsabbath: n00bs, start it like THIS
Xsabbath kicks the engine making the airship start up
Cronus: ......
Rokhan: You'll never understand
Dravien see's thousands of n00bs heading their way
Dravien: AHHHH Bloody Hell, n00bs, thousands of them
Xsabbath: Lets get in the air, we'll be safe
Xsabbath pilotes the airship up high in the air. When they are high enough he lights up a cigarette and drinks more cider
Xsabbath: Yo ho ho, a pirates life for me
Jon: You gonna stand here and let these n00bs ruin this place?
Xsabbath: Yeh
Muffin Man: DO SOMETHING
Rokhan: Well.... we could drop the secret anti-n00b bomb we never used
Kaios: Anti-n00b bomb?
Rokhan: Yeh, we saved it when we went to deal with n00bs in ST, they were too easy though so we never used it
Xsabbath: We had an anti-n00b bomb? I never knew that
Rokhan: you're drunk, of course you didn't know
Xsabbath: Ah yes, of course. FIRE ZE MISSILES
Rokhan presses a hidden button dropping a bomb on the thousands of n00bs below
Xsabbath: Dude I totally coded that myself
Jon: No I did
Xsabbath: Look, I AM FUHROR!
Kaios: That's racist
Dravien: You had a bomb in this ship?
Rokhan: Welcome to last year
Just when they think they are safe and sound, the unexpected happens. n00bs are crawling over the airship
Muffin Man: What the... how did they get here?
Wings374: Why won't you talk me?
Slayer967: I'm the best
Xsabbath: GET THE tiger OFF MY SHIP
Koldbloodedkilla748: Lawl i'm on your ship
Cronus: Look just tiger OFF!
Jon: n00bs!
Admin Chaos173: Make us get off, or we are staying hehehe!
Xsabbath, growing increasingly bored by all of this, throws ninja stars with Swastikas on at the n00bs slicing into them
Wings374: Now I know, no girl likes me because I suck
Slayer967: I'm getting raped
Koldbloodedkilla748: I am so turtle
Admin Chaos173: RAWRRR!!!! CAPS!
Rokhan: All n00bs are dead, happy now?
Xsabbath: No, because now all n00bs are dead there's no more n00bs to kill, thus killing my sport or n00b killing
Jon: I for one am happy
Muffin Man: I am too, i'll reclaim Kirin as my own
Cronus: I'm off back to n00b free Arc
Kaios: Ell oh ell
Dravien: Bloody hell, one fine job mates
After everyone leaves Xsabbath flies over to Kirin being rebuilt
Xsabbath: You know? I'll watch this server from the skies, in case a n00b emerges
Rokhan: I'll observe... with a G-unit hat and a silver poker deck
Xsabbath: Silver? Where did you get that money?
Rokhan: I sole it from Kaios
Xsabbath: LOL
Rokhan: HAHAHA!
Xsabbath: I AM FUHROR!
THE END