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Offline chronolink

n00bs
« on: June 22, 2007, 06:45:41 pm »
Somewhere on Shadow

Muffin Man just killed Slayer

Muffin Man: Why is it? Whenever I kill a n00b 2 more appear?
Jon: Not sure, the n00bs took over the server, and now i'm no longer an admin
Slayer1: I'm coming back
Slayer2: We're gonna n00b you one
Muffin Man: Lets get out of here, quickly, use your last admin powers to port us to Xerxes

Jon makes a special warp stone porting them both to Xerxes

Somewhere on Xerxes

Muffin Man and Jon appear to see Dravien having just killed Wings

Dravien: Why is it? Whenever I kill a n00b 2 more appear?
Jon: You have the same problem too?
Dravien: Yeh, it's not cool mate
Wings1: Why aren't girls talking to me?
Wings2: I never said anything wrong
Muffin Man: Can we get out of here? This place is just as bad
Dravien: Indeed, i'll use the last of my Script powers to port us somewhere else

Dravien and all port to....

Chaos

Upon arriving they see Kaios just killing Admin Chaos

Kaios: Why is it? Whenever I kill a n00b 2 more appear?
Muffin Man: AGAIN?
Dravien: Bloody Hell, what is this?
Jon: RPGWO is n00b infected, we must go to Arc and get whoever is left
Kaios: Arc is full of n00bs
Muffin Man: We must take our chances, maybe it's not?
Admin Chaos1: I'LL BAN YOU IF YOU KILL ME AGAIN
Admin Chaos2: I'LL ALTER YOUR STATS, I WILL

Jon kills Admin Chaos while Dravien kills Admin Chaos2, stealing the n00b admin abilities, they warp to Arcanium. Upon arriving...

Cronus just killed Coldbloodedkilla

Cronus: Why is it? Whenever I kill a n00b 2 more appear?
Jon: AAAAAAARRRRGHHHHHH
Muffin Man: This can't be true
Cronus: Who are you guys?
Dravien: Well we are facing the same problem, n00bs everywhere
Coldbloodedkilla1: Hey no fair
Coldbloodedkilla2: I'm telling UT
Muffin Man: Only one thing for it, right all it'd a long shot, but to Kirin we go, we'll be safe there

Muffin Man encloses everyone in a pink sphere porting them to Kirin

Upon arriving they notice Light Elf has messed things up

Kaios: Ell oh ell
Muffin Man: What? Light Elf what is this?
Light Elf: Gonna monkey me around eh? There's no n00bs here and you tigered me over
Muffin Man: I never, YOU started all this wolf
Light Elf: Whatever man! Ima pwn your n00b ass with deity boosts

Light Elf infuses himself with unmatched boosts and a battle follows

Jon runs up to him to be met with being frozen in place

Jon: n00b, no fair

Kaios hits Light Elf over the head with his Damon sword to no avail. Light Elf waves his hand and throws him against a wall

Kaios: That's racist

Cronus unloads his M16 to Light Elf only to see his bullets absorbed

Cronus: Not cool

Dravien throws a shrokrim at Light Elf only to see him catch it and throw it back, slicing into Draviens arm

Dravien: tiger YOU!

Light Elf turns to Muffin Man

Light Elf: You know, if you didn't mess this place up, it'd be so cool
Muffin Man: Look you retard, I did greater good, YOU messed this up

Light Elf blinds Muffin Man and plays around debuffing him

Light Elf: You are no match, I can take you now, i'll end this

Without warning, a mystical figure appears

???: Light? You suck
Light Elf: Who's there?
???: Tis I, Chronolink
Light Elf: What? The n00b?
Chronolink: n00b eh? Watch THIS!

Chronolink runs up and does a KA KA KA KOMBO BREAKER on Light Elf, killing him

Chronolink: I AM FUHROR!
Kaios: That's racist
Jon: What you doing here n00b?
Dravien: Bloody hell, last ever scriptkiddie saved us?
Cronus: I remember him... made 2000 bullets for him once
Muffin Man: Thanks Chronolink, how can I repay you?
Chronolink: Nothing, here's the problem, you must talk to the PA gangstas on Shadow, i'll warp you there, you'll be safe from the n00bs, then you must talk to my alternate self, he'll direct you
Muffin Man: Thanks

Chronolink opens a time rift porting them to Shadow

As they arrive on Shadow they come accross the PA gangstas

Cham: Look ------, you gotta think of da aspect of life here
Molo: Hey dogg, I'm thinking if it
Mystro: Well this aspect here innit sucks
Cham: Bitch? Get me a beer
Icequeen: ------? You did not just say that

The vet crew come around to see them

Jon: Uhhh hi, we're looking for Chronolink
Molo: No Chronolink here, you must mean Xsabbath, that's Chronolink
Kaios: Ell oh ell, where is he?
Molo: Round da corner
Mystro: He gives us this magic plant and we get high wheeeeeeeeee!
Muffin Man: Lets look for him

At the Scriptkiddie plantation Rokhan and Xsabbath are playing poker

Rokhan: I'll see your Scripts, and raise you one @ admin
Xsabbath: I'll see your @ admin and raise you Jordonias' house-breaking skillz
Rokhan: I'll see you Jordonias; house-breaking skillz and raise you cakes
Xsabbath: I'll see your cakes and raise you Canada
Rokhan: I call

Rokhan and Xsabbath both call their hand

Xsabbath: Straight
Rokhan: Royal flush
Xsabbath: Dammit, how do you always win?
Rokhan: I'll show you

Rokhan puts on his G-unit hat and does a dance while Xsabbath lights a cigarette and drinks some cider. They soon get intrrupted by the vet crew when they walk through the gate

Xsabbath: What is it?
Muffin Man: We uh.... need your help
Xsabbath: Who are you? I never seen you before, why ask my help?
Muffin Man: You were on Kirin 5 minutes ago telling us to come here too...

Rokhan slaps Muffin Man

Rokhan: SHHHHHHH! This place is becoming n00b infected, don't gice his identity away
Xsabbath: Yes I know I did, now stop acting like n00bs and kill these n00bs, you can evan borrow my air ship if you want,
it served me well on Steeltide once when I tigered Void in it once
Rokhan: Yeh dude, you pwned her
Xsabbath: I know HAHAHA!
Dravien: I was there....
Xsabbath: Mate....
Dravien: MATE!!!
Xsabbath: Mate... I know, now go pwn some n00bs

The vet crew enter Chronolink's old airship and try to kick start it

Cronus: It's no good, the coil in the engine here is gone, the head gasket is warped as well
Jon: Nerd for knowing that
Kaios: ell oh... What we going to do
Xsabbath: n00bs, start it like THIS

Xsabbath kicks the engine making the airship start up

Cronus: ......
Rokhan: You'll never understand

Dravien see's thousands of n00bs heading their way

Dravien: AHHHH Bloody Hell, n00bs, thousands of them
Xsabbath: Lets get in the air, we'll be safe

Xsabbath pilotes the airship up high in the air. When they are high enough he lights up a cigarette and drinks more cider

Xsabbath: Yo ho ho, a pirates life for me
Jon: You gonna stand here and let these n00bs ruin this place?
Xsabbath: Yeh
Muffin Man: DO SOMETHING
Rokhan: Well.... we could drop the secret anti-n00b bomb we never used
Kaios: Anti-n00b bomb?
Rokhan: Yeh, we saved it when we went to deal with n00bs in ST, they were too easy though so we never used it
Xsabbath: We had an anti-n00b bomb? I never knew that
Rokhan: you're drunk, of course you didn't know
Xsabbath: Ah yes, of course. FIRE ZE MISSILES

Rokhan presses a hidden button dropping a bomb on the thousands of n00bs below

Xsabbath: Dude I totally coded that myself
Jon: No I did
Xsabbath: Look, I AM FUHROR!
Kaios: That's racist
Dravien: You had a bomb in this ship?
Rokhan: Welcome to last year

Just when they think they are safe and sound, the unexpected happens. n00bs are crawling over the airship

Muffin Man: What the... how did they get here?
Wings374: Why won't you talk me?
Slayer967: I'm the best
Xsabbath: GET THE tiger OFF MY SHIP
Koldbloodedkilla748: Lawl i'm on your ship
Cronus: Look just tiger OFF!
Jon: n00bs!
Admin Chaos173: Make us get off, or we are staying hehehe!

Xsabbath, growing increasingly bored by all of this, throws ninja stars with Swastikas on at the n00bs slicing into them

Wings374: Now I know, no girl likes me because I suck
Slayer967: I'm getting raped
Koldbloodedkilla748: I am so turtle
Admin Chaos173: RAWRRR!!!! CAPS!

Rokhan: All n00bs are dead, happy now?
Xsabbath: No, because now all n00bs are dead there's no more n00bs to kill, thus killing my sport or n00b killing
Jon: I for one am happy
Muffin Man: I am too, i'll reclaim Kirin as my own
Cronus: I'm off back to n00b free Arc
Kaios: Ell oh ell
Dravien: Bloody hell, one fine job mates

After everyone leaves Xsabbath flies over to Kirin being rebuilt

Xsabbath: You know? I'll watch this server from the skies, in case a n00b emerges
Rokhan: I'll observe... with a G-unit hat and a silver poker deck
Xsabbath: Silver? Where did you get that money?
Rokhan: I sole it from Kaios
Xsabbath: LOL
Rokhan: HAHAHA!
Xsabbath: I AM FUHROR!

THE END


Liberty - lvl 56 Swordsman ~ Retired
Steeltide - lvl 65 Macer ~ Retired
Steeltide - lvl 19 Suicide Archer ~ Retired
Phobos - lvl 18 Swordsman ~ Retired
Phobos - lvl 57 Thrower ~ Retired
Shadow - lvl 12 Thrower ~ Retired
Arcanium - lvl 22 Rifleman ~ Retired
Chown -R us ./Base

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Re:Jew Tee ( From: TheUnderTaker )
and your a bigger twat now than before now tiger off and leave me alne you turtle ass tigerer
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Offline Lord Darkness

n00bs
« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2007, 06:59:33 pm »
Meh....funny, 3/5
1st Steeltide - lvl 29 Xbower  No Damon
2nd Steeltide - lvl 55 Mage 1 Damon
Nulona  -  lvl 66 Mage   5 Damons
Nulona  - lvl 40 Bow    5 Damons
Xerxes  - lvl 73 Bow   8 Damons
Xerxes  - lvl 1000 @@Admin
Asylum - lvl 24 Mace      0 Damons!! :O

Offline The Muffin Man

n00bs
« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2007, 07:00:51 pm »
funniest/best.story.ever.

I laughed so hard i nearly wolf myself, i was literally crying i was laughing so hard.

PA gangsters was arguably the best part.

Job well done, sir.

Offline StevenTox

n00bs
« Reply #3 on: June 22, 2007, 07:01:49 pm »
cool story

Offline Crack Pipe

n00bs
« Reply #4 on: June 22, 2007, 09:08:27 pm »
man that story was good man but the whole cronus killing cold could never happen  good story 5/5

Offline Gizza

n00bs
« Reply #5 on: June 22, 2007, 10:53:34 pm »
Haha that was tigering hilarious... I think this is one of the first stories you haven't used my name in it ;l.

Offline King Dravien

n00bs
« Reply #6 on: June 23, 2007, 04:49:04 am »
Why am i put across as so stereotypical brittish...tigerer, Good story lol, i couldnt eat while reading it.

Koldbloodedkilla748: Lawl i'm on your ship

That has to be the best line lol.
RPGWO:
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Lvl 97 Crossbow - Nulona
Lvl 47 Thrower - Shadow
Lvl 61 Axe - Ataxia
Lvl 82 Staff - Asylum
Lvl 94 Halberd - Nexus
Lvl 82 Shockwave Cannon - Future
Lvl 66 Stealth Xbow - Carnage

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« Reply #7 on: June 23, 2007, 07:32:28 am »
Ell oh Ell.
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Offline Rokhan

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« Reply #8 on: June 23, 2007, 10:38:30 am »
Quote from: chronolink
At the Scriptkiddie plantation Rokhan and Xsabbath are playing poker

Rokhan: I'll see your Scripts, and raise you one @ admin
Xsabbath: I'll see your @ admin and raise you Jordonias' house-breaking skillz
Rokhan: I'll see you Jordonias; house-breaking skillz and raise you cakes
Xsabbath: I'll see your cakes and raise you Canada
Rokhan: I call

Rokhan and Xsabbath both call their hand

Xsabbath: Straight
Rokhan: Royal flush
Xsabbath: Dammit, how do you always win?
Rokhan: I'll show you

Rokhan puts on his G-unit hat and does a dance while Xsabbath lights a cigarette and drinks some cider. They soon get intrrupted by the vet crew when they walk through the gate
I tigering lost it... I pissed myself on that one... tigerING HILARIOUS
That was the best tigering story ever

10/5

So damn good...
DarkTemplar, Level 28 Sword -Liberty  
Rokhan, Level 30 Mace - 1st Steeltide  
DemonHunter, Level 32 Mage - 2nd Phobos  
Rokhan II, Level 20 Thrower - 2nd Steeltide  
Furion, Level 30 Mage - Xerxes  
Rokhan, Level 33 Mace - Ataxia  
Marksman Rokhan, Level 35 Xbow - Ataxia  
Script Rokhan, Level 22 Bow - Chaos    
Rokhan, Level 42 Thrower - Kirin    
Rhasta, Level 24 - Horizon

My joker trumps your ace
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