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Offline chronolink

The Scripts Of Stories
« on: June 11, 2007, 06:56:39 pm »
Disclaimer: This story might be an epic failure, wrote it when I was tired after all

The Scripts Of Stories

Somewhere on Shadow

Damen: You know, I am getting sick of this idea stealing nonsense, time to put a stop to it
Gizza: Ok, what are we to do?
Toadking: We got that sorted, we got to writers HQ and steal the scrips that Chrono made, we steal his ideas and rewrite time so this idea stealing never happened
Daeman: Sounds good

Writers HQ

Damen, Gizza and Toadking approach

Gizza: Uhh..... we're here to submit a story
Rokhan: Very well, in you come and present it to Muffin Man, Chronolink and myself

They walk in and sit before the three

Damen: So this story is about someone crashing their car, server ideas getting stolen, pink pimps, Jaster's basement and many more

Chronolink: I like that
Rokhan: Eh? Chrono all this has been done before
Muffin Man: Indeed, you three GET OUTA HERE

Damen, Gizza and Toadking leave

Gizza: That didn't go well
Toaking: It did, I stole this ancient Scriptkiddie paper from Chronolink's desk, he's the last ever, we can be 1337 h4x0rZ, watch

Gizza, Damen and Toadking recite code from the paper and decide to rewrite time

Damen: Done, look at THIS!

2 years ago, Nulona

Rog: So Dravien? Chronolink approved you of being an honorary Scriptkiddie?
Dravien: He sure did
Rog: Good luck to you mate
Dravien: I'll see you around, and calm down Rog!
Rog: NO YOU tigerING CALM DOWN!

Dravien runs off to Phobos to meet Chronolink

2 years ago, Phobos

Dravien: Uhhhhh hi mate, i'm here to see the last ever Scriptkiddie
Rokhan: He... isn't a Scriptkiddie, he is a fat sage, Pure Chaos made him that way
Dravien: Can I see him? I want to be a Scriptkiddie
Rokhan: You won't like what you see

They both enter the building and see Chronolink weighing 200lbs wired up to machines

Chronolink: 1110001011100011100001110
Dravien: What?
Rokhan: He talks now only in Binary, not sure how this happened
Dravien: We must do something
Rokhan: There is nothing more we can do

Meanwhile on a higher plane

Someguy: That cannot get away with that
Nathan Havok: Give it time my friend, give it time

In Un1x land

Vex: I slang in my... where is Chronolink? We were meant to be drinking beer about now

A light descends upon Un1x land and 2 figures come from it

Nathan Havok: Balance cannot be restored without Chronolink the world will end
Someguy: You must save him, you will need Muffin Man's help
Vex: Where is he?
Nathan Havok: We will send you there

Vex goes back in time to Flop Shadow, 1 year ago

Muffin Man: ertyoa hutiwn aenghma
Vex: What?
Muffin Man: Sorry, I been here so long, i'm amost insane. Yowurn noanwng hauanqa
Vex: The world is about to end, we must retake the scripts Damen, Gizza and Toadking stole
Muffin Man: THEM??? I knew there was a reason I was here

They both warp to Nulona and see Chronolink, Rokhan and Dravien

Vex: Hmmm....... someones going to pay for this
Muffin Man: I know how to get him back to normal. We must find Damen, I bet HE stole it
Rokhan: Who? This scrub here?

Rokhan pulls some kid from the shadows

Vex: By the powers on Un1x I shall render you non-elite

Vex does some crazy ritual where he dances for a bit and sucks the power from Damen and forces it back into Chronolink

Chronolink: I'M BACK
Dravien: Do I get my Script title yet?
Chronolink: Pwn damen and you get it

Dravien runs over to Damen to find he is dead

Dravien: What? How did this happen?
Muffin Man: That was me, he stole my stuff, I steal him
Dravien: Now i'll never get my Script title
Rokhan: He doesn't hand them out to n00bs
Vex: Yeh Drav, n00b
Chronolink: Enough, Dravien? You ran Steeltide for a while, you are now... Script Dravien
Dravien: Ahhhhhhh thanks Chrono, I love you so much
Vex: now we gotta get back to the present day, we are stuck here

Out of nowhere Toaking and Gizza arrive

Gizza: These plans... gone badly
Toadking: now we are ruined
Muffin Man: You're all tigered now

Muffin Man runs over smacking both of them to the ground, Rokhan, Dravien, Chronolink and Vex all join in taking turns beating them. They are interupted by yet another bright light. Out of it emerges Nathan Havok and Someguy

Nathan Havok: Infidels, go, back to where you came
Someguy: We'll deal with these too

The fate of those 2 remain unknown. But here's what happened with the others

Vex and Chronolink, once again in this other story ascend back to Un1x land for like the 5th time now
Rokhan went on to play poker with a G-unit hat
Muffin Man went to an unknown location to pink more pimps
Dravien went back to running a server with his high level
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Liberty - lvl 56 Swordsman ~ Retired
Steeltide - lvl 65 Macer ~ Retired
Steeltide - lvl 19 Suicide Archer ~ Retired
Phobos - lvl 18 Swordsman ~ Retired
Phobos - lvl 57 Thrower ~ Retired
Shadow - lvl 12 Thrower ~ Retired
Arcanium - lvl 22 Rifleman ~ Retired
Chown -R us ./Base

http://fuhrorcity.myminicity.com/

Re:Jew Tee ( From: TheUnderTaker )
and your a bigger twat now than before now tiger off and leave me alne you turtle ass tigerer
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Offline Crack Pipe

The Scripts Of Stories
« Reply #1 on: June 11, 2007, 07:38:03 pm »
um what does the title script mean -___- good story i guess?
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Offline toadking

The Scripts Of Stories
« Reply #2 on: June 11, 2007, 08:02:46 pm »
lol, thanks for including me w/o being racist/sexually active with men. thanks  
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Offline chronolink

The Scripts Of Stories
« Reply #3 on: June 11, 2007, 08:04:35 pm »
Quote from: toadking
lol, thanks for including me w/o being racist/sexually active with men. thanks  

You need to know where the line is drawn
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Liberty - lvl 56 Swordsman ~ Retired
Steeltide - lvl 65 Macer ~ Retired
Steeltide - lvl 19 Suicide Archer ~ Retired
Phobos - lvl 18 Swordsman ~ Retired
Phobos - lvl 57 Thrower ~ Retired
Shadow - lvl 12 Thrower ~ Retired
Arcanium - lvl 22 Rifleman ~ Retired
Chown -R us ./Base

http://fuhrorcity.myminicity.com/

Re:Jew Tee ( From: TheUnderTaker )
and your a bigger twat now than before now tiger off and leave me alne you turtle ass tigerer
TheUnderTaker is a member of the Administration group and has 6 posts.
Sent on: Today, 04:11 PM

Offline Komodo

The Scripts Of Stories
« Reply #4 on: June 11, 2007, 08:45:51 pm »
Quote from: chronolink
You need to know where the line is drawn
*looks all around*

where the tiger is it?

*looks behind himself*

*pulls a gigantic telescope out of hammerspace*

HOLY wolf!!! I crossed the line quite a few miles ago.... damn...
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The BIG list of
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1 - Chrono------   -   for being "Chrono------"
2 - Toadwolf(Toad"King", Minch, Mack the Blacksmith)   -   for all of his posts are pure bullwolf and fail
3 - Revolution   -   for invokes the name of Komodo without a license
4 - Damen   -   for taking too long to reply on Xfire
5 - Grinch   -   for being anti-------guy  :)

Offline The Muffin Man

The Scripts Of Stories
« Reply #5 on: June 11, 2007, 10:21:42 pm »
haha nice story, i like it
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Offline Brendan

The Scripts Of Stories
« Reply #6 on: June 12, 2007, 02:46:38 am »
Seriously, you's need to build a bridge. i know i have. if you say i stole your idea muffin then whatever i did first and last time. confusing but good story anyway.
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Offline Pirate Wings

The Scripts Of Stories
« Reply #7 on: June 12, 2007, 02:54:07 am »
i suck donkey monkey
« Last Edit: June 12, 2007, 10:27:48 am by The Muffin Man »
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Offline Rokhan

The Scripts Of Stories
« Reply #8 on: June 12, 2007, 12:43:41 pm »
It was quite good. Ima write Rokhans WSOP G-unit tales soon maybe
« Last Edit: June 12, 2007, 12:45:10 pm by Rokhan »
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DarkTemplar, Level 28 Sword -Liberty  
Rokhan, Level 30 Mace - 1st Steeltide  
DemonHunter, Level 32 Mage - 2nd Phobos  
Rokhan II, Level 20 Thrower - 2nd Steeltide  
Furion, Level 30 Mage - Xerxes  
Rokhan, Level 33 Mace - Ataxia  
Marksman Rokhan, Level 35 Xbow - Ataxia  
Script Rokhan, Level 22 Bow - Chaos    
Rokhan, Level 42 Thrower - Kirin    
Rhasta, Level 24 - Horizon

My joker trumps your ace
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Offline Komodo

The Scripts Of Stories
« Reply #9 on: June 12, 2007, 02:51:53 pm »
Quote from: Wings
i suck donkey monkey

owned!!!

kinda an abuse of power... but you tigerING DESERVE IT BITCH!!!
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The BIG list of
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(ASCII art of the "word that can't be said")
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1 - Chrono------   -   for being "Chrono------"
2 - Toadwolf(Toad"King", Minch, Mack the Blacksmith)   -   for all of his posts are pure bullwolf and fail
3 - Revolution   -   for invokes the name of Komodo without a license
4 - Damen   -   for taking too long to reply on Xfire
5 - Grinch   -   for being anti-------guy  :)

Offline toadking

The Scripts Of Stories
« Reply #10 on: June 12, 2007, 05:13:26 pm »
i like the forums where it doesnt say edited by...then its just plain funny...
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Offline Komodo

The Scripts Of Stories
« Reply #11 on: June 12, 2007, 07:10:36 pm »
there should be an option to turn it off, or to disable it for that post.   GRINCH FIX IT NOW!
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The BIG list of
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(ASCII art of the "word that can't be said")
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1 - Chrono------   -   for being "Chrono------"
2 - Toadwolf(Toad"King", Minch, Mack the Blacksmith)   -   for all of his posts are pure bullwolf and fail
3 - Revolution   -   for invokes the name of Komodo without a license
4 - Damen   -   for taking too long to reply on Xfire
5 - Grinch   -   for being anti-------guy  :)

Offline chronolink

The Scripts Of Stories
« Reply #12 on: June 12, 2007, 07:48:13 pm »
Firsty: I bet it wasn't edited because the U and I keys are next to each other

Secondly: If it was edited why is Wings posting unconstructive crap in the first place?
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Liberty - lvl 56 Swordsman ~ Retired
Steeltide - lvl 65 Macer ~ Retired
Steeltide - lvl 19 Suicide Archer ~ Retired
Phobos - lvl 18 Swordsman ~ Retired
Phobos - lvl 57 Thrower ~ Retired
Shadow - lvl 12 Thrower ~ Retired
Arcanium - lvl 22 Rifleman ~ Retired
Chown -R us ./Base

http://fuhrorcity.myminicity.com/

Re:Jew Tee ( From: TheUnderTaker )
and your a bigger twat now than before now tiger off and leave me alne you turtle ass tigerer
TheUnderTaker is a member of the Administration group and has 6 posts.
Sent on: Today, 04:11 PM

Offline The Muffin Man

The Scripts Of Stories
« Reply #13 on: June 13, 2007, 10:58:16 am »
he posted muffin sucks donkey monkey so i figured hed like himself saying that he liked donkey monkey so yeh weeee
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Offline Rokhan

The Scripts Of Stories
« Reply #14 on: June 13, 2007, 11:49:25 am »
lol, pwnzor
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DarkTemplar, Level 28 Sword -Liberty  
Rokhan, Level 30 Mace - 1st Steeltide  
DemonHunter, Level 32 Mage - 2nd Phobos  
Rokhan II, Level 20 Thrower - 2nd Steeltide  
Furion, Level 30 Mage - Xerxes  
Rokhan, Level 33 Mace - Ataxia  
Marksman Rokhan, Level 35 Xbow - Ataxia  
Script Rokhan, Level 22 Bow - Chaos    
Rokhan, Level 42 Thrower - Kirin    
Rhasta, Level 24 - Horizon

My joker trumps your ace
♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠

Offline King Dravien

The Scripts Of Stories
« Reply #15 on: June 13, 2007, 02:49:49 pm »
Atleast Wings doesnt lie, haha
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RPGWO:
Lvl 91 Staff - Steeltide
Lvl 97 Crossbow - Nulona
Lvl 47 Thrower - Shadow
Lvl 61 Axe - Ataxia
Lvl 82 Staff - Asylum
Lvl 94 Halberd - Nexus
Lvl 82 Shockwave Cannon - Future
Lvl 66 Stealth Xbow - Carnage

Offline toadking

The Scripts Of Stories
« Reply #16 on: June 13, 2007, 05:59:11 pm »
like some peeps...(glares at random people)
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Offline chronolink

The Scripts Of Stories
« Reply #17 on: June 13, 2007, 07:08:00 pm »
Quote from: toadking
like some peeps...(glares at random people)

*points*
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Liberty - lvl 56 Swordsman ~ Retired
Steeltide - lvl 65 Macer ~ Retired
Steeltide - lvl 19 Suicide Archer ~ Retired
Phobos - lvl 18 Swordsman ~ Retired
Phobos - lvl 57 Thrower ~ Retired
Shadow - lvl 12 Thrower ~ Retired
Arcanium - lvl 22 Rifleman ~ Retired
Chown -R us ./Base

http://fuhrorcity.myminicity.com/

Re:Jew Tee ( From: TheUnderTaker )
and your a bigger twat now than before now tiger off and leave me alne you turtle ass tigerer
TheUnderTaker is a member of the Administration group and has 6 posts.
Sent on: Today, 04:11 PM

Offline Brendan

The Scripts Of Stories
« Reply #18 on: June 15, 2007, 07:30:23 pm »
Wings is a disgrace to the Australian community. He needs to go into his backyard, and dig a really big hole. climb into it then ask someone to fill it with water then cover it over with dirt.
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Offline Komodo

The Scripts Of Stories
« Reply #19 on: June 15, 2007, 08:06:49 pm »
dude, practically EVERYTHING is illegal in australia. Weren't you ------s like one of the first five countries to make Salvia illegal?
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The BIG list of
--------------------------------------------------------
(ASCII art of the "word that can't be said")
--------------------------------------------------------
1 - Chrono------   -   for being "Chrono------"
2 - Toadwolf(Toad"King", Minch, Mack the Blacksmith)   -   for all of his posts are pure bullwolf and fail
3 - Revolution   -   for invokes the name of Komodo without a license
4 - Damen   -   for taking too long to reply on Xfire
5 - Grinch   -   for being anti-------guy  :)
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