Slightly expanded proper grammar version.
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In the land of turtle hawks there was a Toadking born to a couple of Toadscrubs alike. Mr and Mrs Toadscrub had no friends, they only had each other. They named their new lifeform Toadking hoping it was a male but unsure because of it's unearthly features... After many years, the Toadking grew large and devoured its parents. Toadking unfaimiliar to the real world, left the land of hawks in search of a new life. After moving to the real world, it discovered the need for friends. The Toadking applied for a job at McDonalds because of their reputation for hiring lifeless loners to form the Loner Commity. Toadking was rejected upon sight because of its truly otherworldy turtleness. Toadking proceeds to its home to /wrist and attempt to write stories.
-Days later-
Toadking realizes he only plays RPGwo because it is free and he only has a computer because he sold the decapitated bodies of its parents to a butcher could it afford a computer. Toadking after many years of trails reaches level 5 on RPGwo therefor he claims to be ub3r god. True veterans diss Toad's noob ass and write stories about its patheticness. Toad tries to write more stories recieving wolfty reviews from everyone as is flamed by Daegans flaming friends. Toadking after being flamed by Drav /wrists to no avail. the knives cannot cut through his skin, they are scared of Toadking. Everything in Toad's life sucks balls as does Toad itself.
-Weeks later-
Toadking continues to collect his Welfare check and support its pathetic life. Toad gets addicted to alcohol and drinking on lonely streets at night and heading into turtle bars. One night on forums, LD suggests buying COD3 and some other games to Toadking. Toadking being to mugzy cannot afford a tigering N64 which is 20$ at EB games FFS let alone th eso tigering expensive(not really) 60$ games such as COD3. Toadking goes to a turtlebar and meets turtle posse of Damen, Gizza and Zoex who are having a 3-way.
Toadking : Can I join you guys, I am so turtle and have no friends.
Damen : 4-way sounds ub3r
4-way ensues for hours. The turtle group gets really drunk and decides to go for a ride in Toadkings sueper wolf car. Toadking trying to be cooliovato pushes his car to whatever it can go going up to 180mp/h(not really, dont lie Toadking !!!!!11111!!!) The idiots end up hitting a light pole flipping their car over 5-10 times and doing a 360!!11!! Cops arrive at the scene and instantly bring the turtle posse to a graveyard to be buried knowing no one would go pay respects. The next day, Rokhan, Chrono and Muffin sensing a great loss in the world of turtleness and know good times are ahead with lesser turtle beings dead decided to goto the graveyard.
-Distant Amerika, Writers arrive at the graveyard-
Chrono : Lets pay the respects that are due to these...?
Muffin : Things?
Chrono : Thats it
Rokhan : They dont deserve respect
Chrono : Thats the point, we come here to say to pay respects when none are due, therefore...
-Muffin makes weird noises in distance by the graves-
Rokhan : What in the tiger are you doing?
Muffin : Spiting on there graves you G-unit tiger
Rokhan : FFS FOR THE 1849384037098437 MILLONTH TIME IT IS NOT tigerING G-UNIT YOU MUFFIN BAKING SCRUB IT IS GOD DAMN ECKO UNLTMD...
Chrono : Calm down... its a good idea...
-Chrono, Rokhan and Muffin combine powers to spit out the ultimate lugey of ub3rness on the turtle posse grave-
Muffin : A job well done
Rokhan : Lets go get wasted
Chrono : Bloody hell mate thats a flippin awesome idea
Muffin : Its all covered in awesomesauce just like these corpses are covered in... this white wolf
Rokhan : IAAAARGH WTH, that is turtle
Chrono : What can you expect?
-The Writers leave and get wasted-
-They get wasted? Thats another story-
Teh Endzorz
Topic: Toadking 1/1 (Read 4837 times)
May 18, 2007, 04:11:20 am