Ursus episode II

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Ursus Episode II by Pure Chaos

Where we last left off, pure chaos and his pimp crew are heading back to The 1337 Seven
guildbase where they hang out most of the time.

Back in the State of the Ape gulidbase, Ursus rises from his ashes.

Ursus:EEEEEEEEEYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWRGH..

The 1337 Seven heard this awkward noise and KNEW it was Ursus.
Before they could get leave, Ursus bombs them with a dead baby fetus.

Ursus:YOU ARE MINE 1337 SEVEN, YOU ARE MINE!!!!!

All the other members are injured from the baby fetus except pure chaos.
Pure Chaos, standing 50 feet away from Ursus, have the eyes of a tiger.
He meditates all his power on his butt and lets out the longest string of fart he has ever
let out in his entire life.
Pure Chaos:Whoo..
Ursus:AW MAN WHAT IS THAT SMELL
Ursus gags uncontrollably
Pure Chaos jumps up and with his automatic crossbow, fires 100 arrows at Ursus.
Ursus falls.
Ursus:This isn't the end chaos...Remember the titans...
Pure Chaos:..whatever..
Pure Chaos flies back to the 1337 seven guildbase where he helps his sidekicks get up.
Stryder:wtf was that
Chronolink:OMG 1337 H4xR Scr1ptK1DDIE un1x.
Mantis:URSUS BLOWS IRAQ!
Axeman:-.-
JJ:lol
Person Man:Oh god..what is that smell..
Pure Chaos:uhhhh
Pure Chaos runs away.
-----------------------------------------The End-------------------------------------------

[The Muffin Man]

err.. very random, but funny lol

[Rokhan]

Organic farts ftw lol

[Axeman]

Axeman:-.-


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[Crack Pipe]

nice story O_O

[Gizza]

Very short. But fairly funny.