An xsabbath productions ltd. 2005
Millenia ago, before earth was formed....
The first groups of God's being in human form were Daegan and Stormy. It was Stormy who made Daegan.
There was only one problem, Daegan was of Mortal soul. For thousands of years through
his lifespan Daegan longed to be like his creater; Stormy. As humanity became created Daegan
had used all his thinking towards gaining his blessing, with an untimely consequence.
For Daegan to become immortal he must create the "land of n00bs." where the n00bs are
banished when they die. The consequence of this however is Daegan and Stormy are to be seperated.
Daegan was willing to take the chance.
Many more thousands of years passed when human population became really high, the
Land Of n00bs was still unknown to Stormy.
Daegan needed one more person to gain immortality, for this he needed one more
person to banish to the Land Of n00bs. That person was Chronolink.
As Chronolink was minding his own business Daegan appeared before him.
Chronolink: What is this?
Daegan: YOU, my mortal scrub are going to the land of n00bs, for I must gain immortality
Chronolink: Nooooooooo
Chronolink was banished here forever, a land where the place was designed by a 4 year old.
As a mere matter of days passed, Chronolink was soon to meet Vex. Vex had been here the
longest, he had grown adept to this land while others were in depression.
Vex: Chronolink...
Chronolink: Yes? Who are you?
Vex: I am Vex, I have been in this land of n00bs for Aeons, but I know a way out. I need
your help for you are the only able one to do so.
Chronolink: How do I do this?
Vex: There is a beautiful girl called Nagead, allegedly Daegan's alter-ego. She is a virgin.
You must break her in and unleash all power in this Virgin's mind, this will kill Stormy
and render Daegan very depressed.
Chronolink: How do I get to this Nagead?
Vex: I will use the last of my power to take you back to Real Land, you have 12 hours to do this
before I die, and before you are banished back here.
Vex engulfed Chronolink in a blue Aura and with a blinding flash sent him to a Cider Bar.
Cronolink appeared next to the beautiful Nagead
Chronolink: Hi
Nagead, very drunk: Hi
Chronolink: Wana come back to mine later?
Nagead: No, we go to mine, Daegan is away
Chronolink knew this was the heart of Darkness, a big risk, but it had to be done.
After Chronolink threw Nagead on Daegan's Red, heart-shaped bed Daegan walked through the door.
Daegan: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS? YOU ARE DEAD BOY
Chronolink closed his eyes knowing there was no escape until, Merlin appeared.
Merlin: Chrono, quickly, use this
Merlin threw Chronolink a blue box
Chronolink dials a few tones on his box and suspends Daegan so he is forced to watch
: She's sobering up, use this
Chronolink: What? Who else is here?
: It's Rokhan
Chronolink: Cool, What's in this?
Rokhan: Homebrew to fuel a rocket, use in on Nagead, she's sobering up
Chronolink forces it down Nagead's throat and begins to "open up."
Merlin: Great couple they are
Rokhan: Aren't they just?
1 hr later Chronolink Busts both nuts up Nagead and a searing wave rocks the land. Daegan
becomes unfrozen.
Daegan: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? YOU HAVE FREED THE n00bs.
Chronolink: That was sweet
Vex: Enough now Chronolink, quickly, walk through this portal, i've been working on this
project for a long time.
They both enter the portal leaving Daegan to answer to Stormy
Through the portal they see a world all coulored white.
Chronolink: Where is this place?
Vex: Un1x land, look
Chronolink: COOL, White-tee's, cider, girls, cars, cigarettes and much more.... oh what's THIS?
You brought Nagead along? Dammit Vex you are the best.
Vex: Holy ping issues batman
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