New Members: Episode I By Pure Chaos
Pure Chaos:Attention 1337 seven members. We have two new members starting today. Their names
are Fox and Blastoise
Stryder:wtf
Person Man:The 1337 Nine?
Pure Chaos:Yup
Axeman:turtle.
Mantis:Blastoise? Isn't that a pokemon name? LOLZ0R LOLZ0R
Chronolink:Hmm..I smell scriptkiddie all over that Fox kid..
JJ:.....
Stryder:wtf
Pure Chaos:ENOUGH
Stryder:kk
Pure Chaos slaps stryder.
Stryder:grrrrr
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Stryder wakes up and notices Blastoise's head right in front of his.
Stryder:wtf
Blastoise:Observing pores of yours i am.
Chronolink:Language of Script Kiddie you are.
Stryder:Can i just go to sleep?
Blastoise:Ok. LoL.
Stryder:..wtf
Stryder goes back to sleep
Blastoise shoves a cheese poof up stryder's nose
Stryder:WTF!!!!!!!!!
Stryder inhaled some serious amount of cheese poof crumbs up his nasal passage
Blastoise:Curious i am
Chronolink:Aaaah young child. Curiousity killed the scriptkiddie.
Pure Chaos comes out of nowhere.
Pure Chaos:Actually, it killed the cat.
Chronolink:Same thing un1x.
Stryder:wtf im trying to sleep leave me alone
Pure Chaos:Blastoise, I CHOOSE YOU. i mean...stop bothering stry stry.
Blastoise:WHAT THE BLEEP AM I DOING LoL WHAT THE BLEEP BLEEEP BLEEEEP
Chronolink:You must not disturb stryder he is getting beauty sleep.
Blastoise:BLEEEP ok.
Pure Chaos: >_<
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Fox:Hey everyone. Taste my brownies.
Pure Chaos takes one.
Pure Chaos:mmmmm fudge.
Blastoise:I is....allergic to fudge
Pure Chaos:Its not actually fudge dumbass, its fudgy.
Axeman runs in the room
Axeman:OMG GUYS I JUST EARNED FIVE CENTS ON YAHOO WITH MY ADS YAAAAAY YAAAAAAAY WOOOO IM RICH.
Chronolink:Axeman asl?
Axeman:none/of/your/business
Chronolink cries.
Fox:
Pure Chaos wonders why his guild is so weird.
Stryder:wtf is that supposed 2 mean
Pure Chaos:huh? what?
Stryder:wtf
Everyone watches fox as he pulls out another batch of brownies out of his ass.
Pure Chaos:OH MY GOD!!!!
Blastoise:PLEASE TELL ME HE DIDN'T PULL THIS ONE OUT OF HE ASS TOO *barfs*
Chronolink:SCRIPTKIDDIE
Axeman:ahahahah *points and laughs*
Pure Chaos:Fox..Lets have a little chat.
Pure Chaos pulls fox into the kitchen.
Pure Chaos:THAT WAS UNACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR. FREAKING FEED US YOUR RAW POO WHY DONTCHA?
Fox:Actually..that was my raw poo
Pure Chaos:....
Pure Chaos gags uncontrollabley
Pure Chaos:YOU FREAKING GROSS BASTARD GO TO HELL *barf*
Chronolink appears out of nowhere
Chronolink:Un1x.
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