The Nathan Havok Trilogy

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An xsabbath productions ltd. 2005


As we all know Nate lost his pants and we don't know who stole them, now he is on a frantik rampage to get them back
stopping at nothing to find them; this is his story.

Nate wakes up in steeltide centre wearing his makeshift leather pants and generally looking
really tragic. As he starts his quest throughout the land he runs into a few n00bs

Blackmonk: He He He look at this retard
Haran: I agree, ive never seen such a stupid retard in my life
Kantir: Lets kill him he's so turtle

-Blackmonk, Kantir and Haran run at Nate hitting him with all their n00bish weapons thinking
they got him real good-

Nate: What the tiger are you n00bs doing?
Blackmonk: We are trying to kill you why arn't you dead?
Nate: I can't die f00 you all suck so much im going to teach you how to DIE!!!

-Nate runs at them smacking them with his fists knocking them 12ft into the air-

Haran: Whoa, this n00bs trickier that I thought
Kantir: What? What's happeneing to me?
Blackmonk: ARGH it feels like im about to explode

-The three of them explode leaving body parts and blood all over the place. Nate spits on them.-

Nate: tigering n00bs I hate them. Now I MUST find my pants

-After much traveling later through water and mountains he comes accross Jaster in his
layer-

Nate: Where are my pants?
Jaster: I'm going to kill you n00b just like I did Shaolin and Jecht
Nate: Oh them? They are no big loss
Jaster: Have THIS.....

-Jaster runs up and bashes Nate in the face with his Damon mace-

Nate: What was that? Was it meant to hurt? You show a big degree of suckiness in your
tactics
Jaster: Grrrrrrrrrr

-As Jaster goes for another swing Nate pushes his finger through Jasters stomach and watches
him fall to the floor-

Jaster: But, But, i'm just a n00b....
Nate: I know that already now get me my pants

-To late for an answer Jaster dies and Nate hears a voice-

: That wasn't nice
Nate: Who's there?
: It is Fly, what you did was wrong
Nate: OMFG your the biggest n00b of them all
Fly: Sure sure im going to send you to hell, that being Phobos
Nate: Dude, that's heaven you retard
Fly: Whatever your going there

-Fly banishes Nate to Phobos and dies shortly after because Nate focused all his hate on him
and Fly being a total retard can't stand such a powerful emotion-

[The Muffin Man]

Jaster and his damon haha

Good one

[Rokhan]

Great story <4

[Axeman]

JECHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!