Damen INC Part 2
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-In a dark alleyway-
Komodo : OH ZOEX YOU SMALL MAN
Zoex : I swear im at least 2inch© with a full hard-on
Komodo : Least you can get a hardon, I havent had on since the 8th grade, I am too fat and ugly my own monkey is scared of me.
Zoex: Here Ill rape you cuz I am ub3r turtle!
-turtle seks ensues and Zoex feels the turtleness building in him-
Zoex : I NEED MORE turtle SEKS
-Distant "Writers Headquarters"-
Chrono : We need more pencil for these stories
Muffin : PINK PIAMPZ
Rokhan : ERKAY, we need Mod
-Mod's house-
Chrono : /g BUYING PENCIL
Mod : /g OMFG SELLING PENCILS FOR 10mil each!
Chrono : Erps...
-Chrono beats door down with his walknig stick-
Mod : CHRONO
Chrono : MOD
Mod : Selling pencil!
Chrono : Buying pencil!
Together : ERKAY
-20 minutes later-
Chrono : Ok we need pencils to go rewrite time and the space continuim so Damen and turtle posse cannot exist on this planet.
Mod : Ill give you my special pencil I been keeping
Chrono : WOOTOS
Muffin : /bump
Rokhan : /bumper doodle
Chrono : -.-
-Damen's Office-
Damen(Intercom) : Zoex get in here
-The ub3rly turtle Zoex enters-
Zoex : Ya?
Damen : You have done a good job of being turtle. I WANT TO SEKS YOU but I cannot. I need more of Muffins material to send to Mickey. If you get some of his writings and ideas I will seks you forever.
Zoex : Ill do it, btu can Gizza come?
Damen : Yes, rape him hardcore
Zoex : And hawkmodo(© The Muffin Man)?
Damen : Take your turtle posse.
-Zoex's turtle posse awaits him outside Damen INC-
Zoex : Who is here?
Ursus : Me
Komodo : Meh
Gizza : Awaiting butt seks!
Toadking : I am Damen's other account on RPGwo forums - © : I try and defend Dmane and I post many lame topics just like he does, woot
Zoex : ULTIMATE turtle SEKS B4 WE GO
-The ultimate turtle seks ensues for days-
-"Writers" Headquarters-
Rokhan : Being the writer of such a turtle story, I know what will happen.
Chrono : Orly mate?
Rokhan : I believe so, give me the "pencil"
Chrono : Erkay
-Rokhan goes outside and draws a monster cock with the "pencil".
Rokhan : turtle posse will try and rape the cock but it will really start blasting them with bullets
Muffin : That is so awesome
Chrono : 1337, PARTAY TME
-Rokhan, Muffin and CHrono go bar hopping and meet us with Drav-
-Drav heavily intoxicated throws up on Rokhan, calls him Canadian trash and gives him the finger, before passing out-
Rokhan : I just LOL'd
Chrono : 10/5
Muffin : Forget Drav, PARTAY TIME, pink thongs for every1!!!
-Guin enters the bar and all goes silent-
Chrono : Guin?
Guin : Chrono?
Chrono : !
Guin : !
Chrono : BRB ;-)
Guin : Yeah, brb ;-)
-Chrono and Guin leave the room-
Rokhan : Erkay... Ill forget that happen and drink this keg of Molsen Canadian
Muffin : Wth is Molsen?
Rokhan : Canadian beer, better then this Englash wolf
Mufffin : LIAR
-Rokhan and Muffin beat each other with beer bottles for hours-
-Elsewhere-
Zoex : Onward, my miniscule cock is sore
Ursus : ooooh that was grand.
-Zoex sees a cock in the distance-
Zoex : Look at the size of it
Ursus : OOOH
Toadking : ME RIDE IT LIKE COWBOY
Komodo : Get me a escalator Im too fat and racist to get that high off the ground.
-Gizza spawns an escaltor out of his ass-
Daegan : THAT WAS SO tigerING turtle
Ursus : I hate you Deagan
Daegan : I CANNOT BELIEVE AFTER OWNING THE wolf OUT OF YOUR LVL 90 NOOB ASS FOR 5 YEARS YOU STILL CANT SPELL MY tigerING NAME, I AM GOING TO tigerING SHOVE MY FOOT SO DAMN FAR UP YOUR ASS IT WILL COME OUT YOUR MOUTH AND BREAK EVERY BONE YOU HAVE.
Ursus : Sounds kinky
Daegan : tiger you cocksnaps
-Daegan, enraged summons his godly powers from within-
Daegan : You are one dead son of a bitch, Im sending you where I sent Rosewing years ago on Liberty. TO tigerING HELL YOU turtle dog
-Daegan Get The tiger Out Of My House Other XII on Ursus for a infinite number of OHKO"S.
Ursus : OMG WHAT IN THE tiger DID DAEGAN HIT ME WITH
-Ursus evaporates fromt he face of the earth-
Daegan : I hate all you turtle people
Zoex : NOOOO, my Ursus...
Gizza : NOOOOOOOO, my seks partner
Komodo : YES I AM RACIST
-Daegan disappeares before he becomes turtle-
Zoex : Anyways we must goto the cock for Ursus sake.
-Toadking and Komodo run to the cock and try to get on it-
Komodo : Lets use the escalator
-Komodo rides the escalator to the top of the cock and tries to get on with Toadking-
Cockmonster : You guys are so tigering stupid, the only thing youll be getting in the ass today is cold hard lead!!!
Toadking : THATS KINKY OMG
Komodo : OMG ITS A ------ COCK TOO
Cockmonster : Racist bastard
-Cockmonster unleashes 400g/p/s of lead into Toadking and Komodo ass therefore raping themwolfless-
Komodo : ugh, I never knew... Black... ------s... tiger....them
-Komodo dies and falls onto Toadking, killing it bcuz it is so fat-
Zoex : Gizza only me and you
Gizza : Bum buddies for life.
-Zoex and Gizza enter writers headquarters and find a large sign with directions-
The Large Sign with the wrong directions Reads :
Rokhans Ideas not ^
Chrono's Ideas not ^
Muffins Ideas not ----->
Gizza : Ill go check out Muffins ideas -----> That way
-Gizza leaves for Muffins ideas-
Zoex : Huh, whats this?
The Small Sign of Fate reads :
<------ Muffins Ideas
Death in a Fire ------>
Zoex : They tricked me
-Screams are heard-
Zoex : Omg, Gizza?
-Zoex runs to see Gizza dying in a fire-
Zoex : WTH, they tricked us. I will get those plans in your memory
-Gizza burns up-
-At the bar-
Rokhan : Just try the damn beer
Muffin : Never
-Chrono enters with a suddenly fatter Guin-
Chrono : After 4 years of promises, Guin is bearing my children
-Pub goes quite and Malekith enters-
Malekith : No way Chrono, you were supposed to bear Guin's children, this is tigered. I am gonig back to Manchester to get a tigering shower and rot away into time.
Rokhan : WHAT IN THE FLYING tiger
Muffin : Chrono your cheating on me?
Chrono : I was drunk
Muffin : /cry
Guin : Ill just goto the hospital now
Chrono : Well sort this out later, im too drunk. Back to headquarters
-Zoex finds Muffins ideas and exits the headquarters-
Zoex : MUAHAHAH, now I get to have butt seks with Damen!!!
-Chrono, Muffin and Rokhan enter headquarters to find it trashed-
Chrono : Bloody hell
Muffin : Rokhan you scrub
Rokhan : This was unscripted...
Chrono : Thats my line
Rokhan : WAS your line, AFK - homework
-Muffin critically cut Rokhan in the head for 0 LEL dmg-
Muffin : Aw tiger it...
Chrono : We need your ideas back. Zoex left us a note.
The turtle note from Zoex reads:
I have your ideas Muffin.
I am giving them to Damen.
Now I can have butt seks.
MUAHAHAH
Love the turtle Zoex.
Muffin : What in the tiger?!? What a bitchface emo.
Chrono : To Damen INC!
Rokhan : K back
Muffin : Roadtrip
Rokhan : Who what?
Muffin : Me, you Chrono : Roadtrip
Rokhan : Oh big crowd?
-Chrono knocks out Rokhan and throws him in the trunk of the pimpsmobile-
-Damen's Office-
Damen : Zoex, you have something for me?
Zoex : Yes, here are Muffins ideas.
Damen : Now I have something for you. Put this on and I will get changed too.
-Damen hands Zoex a emo bondage suit-
Zoex : Ooooh, kinky
-Damen and Zoex prepare for the turtleest butt seks possible-
-Chrono, Muffin and the groggy Rokhan arrive at Damen INC-
Chrono : We need to reach the 5th floor.
Muffin : This could be hard with all those turtle hawks inside.
Rokhan : Dak dere eltovar
Chrono : Speak proper Englash
Muffin : Hes speaking Canadian, tiger him.
Rokhan : Dak dere eltovar
-Chrono knocks Rokhan out Round 2-
Muffin : DING
Chrono : Lets go
-The Writers enter the buliding and get surrounded by turtle hawks-
Chrono : Bloody hell mate
Muffin : Just watch this
-Muffin pulls out 3 sets of boobs, strapping them to himself, Chrono and Rokhan-
Muffin : TITTY POWER
Chrono : So this is what it feels like to carry around boobies
Muffin : Look
-The turtle hawks run away horrified by the female titties-
Rokhan : Fro fcsuk raek dak dere eltovar
-Chrono knocks Rokhan out Round 3-
Chrono : Really, whats wrong with him
Muffin : Beats me, lets take those stairs.
-The writers start climbing up the stairs-
Muffin : Why does it feel like we are gonig nowhere
Chrono : Cuz we arent, read this...
The small sign written by a hawk reads :
These stairs lead to nowhere
Muffin : WTF
Chrono : Ok, plan B
-After thinking hard for a whole 2 seconds, Muffin has an idea-
Muffin : Lets run up the stairs, well go somewhere.
-After 20 minutes of running Chrono collapses from exhaustion-
Muffin : Wow stop eating the cakes you are supposed to sell
Chrono : Im a fat sage it is in my scripts to eat cakes.
Rokhan : Dak dere eltovar
-Chrono goes to knock Rokhan out round4-
Rokhan : FOR THE LAST tigerNIG TIME TAKE THE tigerING ELEVATOR
Chrono : Oh, right....
Muffin : Why didnt I think of that...
Rokhan : We Canadians see the obvious...
Muffin and Chrono : Liar...
Kaios : now THATS RACIST
Rokhan : Wth Kaiosh, halp meh
Kaiosh : Nerp
-Kaios warps away-
-On the elevator-
Rokhan : Press the big number 5
Muffin : Oh this one?
Rokhan : No... thats the upsidedown button
Muffin : /cry
Chrono : I already pushed it
-Violent flipping and the elevator is upside down-
Rokhan : Scrub
Chrono : ugh...
-Rokhan finds the 5th floor buttton and after a bumpy ride the Writers arrive-
Damen : OH YOU LIKE THAT?
Zoex : YEAH I DO, THIS IS SO KINKY
Chrono : This is so tigering turtle... I am going to h4x you into a different dimension
-Lightbulb-
Chrono : I dont have the Vex box... NOOOOOOOO
Muffin : Yeah I think I burned it for firewood the otherday
Rokhan : Watch
-Rokhan draws a vexbox, a Chams Xbow, Atomic Missile and a admin command list-
/itemspawn Magnifying Glass
-Rokhan uses the magnifying glass to burn Damens arm with sunlight-
-Daegan spawns, steals the Chams Xbow and strokes it gently-
Chrono : Daegan that was ONE story... My turn to try it
Daegan : Neva Chrono, me and Stormy will use this for our own amerikan purposes..
-Daegan warps away-
Muffin : MISSILE
Damen : I hate all of you
Zoex : This was the best butt seks ever
Rokhan : This is the turtleest thing I have ever seen....
-Muffin launches an atomic missile at Zoex, blowing it to the middile of the Pacific ocean where sharks devour it o.0-
Chrono : Its only 1 minute till.
Damen : 1 minute till?
-Chrono dials OMFGSENDTHISturtleASShawkMUCHINGEMOKIDTOANOTHERDIMENSION on the Vex box-
Muffin : He is so tigering emo, who bears bondage like that :S
Rokhan : That was tigered... Im gonig back to Canada to wear my Ecko hat in peace...
Muffin : It is G-unit...
Rokhan : FOR THE tigerING LAST TIME ITS ECKO YOU SCRUB, GDIAF
-Rokhan leaves-
Chrono : And it is time for me to go
Muffin : Where?
Chrono : To have tea and crumpets, smoke crack and have fun in un1x land with Vex
Muffin : Dont leave me...
Chrono : Party on pimp, party on
-Chrono surrounded by an ub3r bright light ascends to un1x land-
-Muffin gets in the pimpmobile and goes to find chicks to pimp and scrubs to make fun of-
The End