Here we go, Sorry Dae Dae, I meant to write this years ago when you first sent it to me, but I was too lazy so here goes. I cant recall anyone else writing this story. Personal Message was sent to me on July 28/05 07:21PM.
**DISCLAIMER**
Story is based upon my crazy imagination/insane thoughts, misunderstanding, reinverting words and Daegans PM he sent me over 2 years ago. Dont flame me for the wrongs facts.
Comprised of my short part in MKOO vs TDK and Coalition vs TDK.
© Rokhan Arts
All rights reserved.
Rated ® by the national Canadian standards no one ever gives a tiger about, that exists for wolfs and giggles. Therefore, its here for looks.
Liberty
Conclair : Hey Dae Dae, why you so seksi?
Daegan : I just am, immortal
Chrono : Heres that duper refrac, you it well you scrub.
-Elsewhere-
Rokhan : Omfg, I need money time to scam a noob with damon.
Rokhan has left the world
DamonScam101 has joined the world
DamonScam101 : Selling damon!
Everlast : Hey Ill buy damon from you
DamonScam101 : 500k
Everlast : Ok, ill go get
-5 mins later-
Everlast : Show me the damon
DamonScam101 : No you would steal it, give the money
-Everlast hands over the 500k-
DamonScam101 : Oh yes thanks, you suck.
-Manical laughter and I run away to my other chars house, ditch the money and log-
Everlast : WTF I WAS JUST SCAMMED BY SOME NOOB
Rosewng : OMFG, I WILL GET THAT PERSON BANNED
Rokhan : KK LEL
-After shopping for 10 EL Tiki's Rokhan decides to go check out MKOO guild base-
Nick Blaze : TDK noobs are warring us, we need to rape them
Chrono : YES, me and my ub3r wolf defs
Rokhan : Wait, let me joni TDK. Scam there EL tikis, steal free perks from rosewing bitch and wreck guildhall.
Renegade : Go Rokhan!!!111
Chrono : Good idea
-Rokhan has left the guild-
-TDK guild hall-
Rosewing : Hey Rokhan Ill get your perks tomorrow
Rokhan : Ok....
stupid bitchRosewing : What?
Rokhan : Your awesome <8
Ursus : I really suck at this game, I get lvl 90+ on Steeltide and get raped by Tikal
Everlast : UGH I WAS SCAMMED
-Next day-
Nick Blaze : WB Rokhan
Chrono : Whats you steal
Rokhan : 5 El tikis, 50k from guildhall, abd tore down some of their basement walls. Theyre guildhall is at 123 Fake Street
Chrono : I knew it, 1337boxness
Renegade : Lets own them.
-08:00 hours-
Nick Blaze : Careful, PC II has joined TDK, do not fight him/her
Chrono : Dont fight meep either, he chown j00 bas3
Rokhan : KK
-Rokhan runs to town to check traders-
Rokhan : Dum dee dum dee da
-Rokhan skips along and bumps into Meep-
Rokhan : OH wolf
Meep critically chown j00 bas3 for 1337 dmg.
-Rokhan has died-
Rokahn : RUN
Echidna : To my fort!!
-Hours later-
Rokhan : Is it safe?
Echidna : No, but im tempted to goto my house...
Rokhan : Where the tiger is that drunk bastard Chrono
-Somewhere in Ye Olde England-
Chrono : PARTAY
Malekith : BRIT STYLE
Muffin Man : PINK THONGS FOR EVERYONE
-Days later-
Rokhan : So hungry
10:11:12 : You are starving!
Rokhan : wolf
Echidna : /wrist, this sucks
-Chrono has entered the world-
Rokhan : YESH
Echidna : Finally, omfg...
-Chaos breaks out in town-
Rokhan : MKOO PWNS J00
Renegade : TDK spig
Chrono : PC II I cant belive you would do this, joinin TDK spig. You are your full damon, ub3r stats and attack that ch0wn my defenses. Come back to the 1337 side we have cookies.
PC II : Neva! Meep I choose you
Meep : Meeeeeep Meee Pee
Chrono : Pokermon? OMFG - Go PORNMODO
-A fat ball emerges and rolls around-
Meep : ?
-Meep runs away scared wolfless-
PC II : OI WTH
-PC II has killed Chrono-
-PC II has killed Rokhan-
-PC II has killed Renegade-
Rokhan : Ch0wned us?
Chrono : BRB, duped refrac time!
-Rokhan has killed everlast-
Everlast : YOU tigerING SCAMMED ME
Rokhan : You fell for it, suck it you monkey
-Chaos ensues for hours-
Rokhan : DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ....
-Error, client bug load WTF BBQ H4x3d your comp is wolf 1.0kernel-
Rokhan : OI WTF
- Computer error101 wolf ------- Hence Rokhan fades into time... Coalition is born-
Daegan : OMFG, another el tiki!
-Lunges forward to throw into stash of 1234567890987654321112345678 tikis-
bluesguitar87 : Min now Deagan!
Daegan : OMFG ITS DAEGAN NOT DEAGAN, ITS TWO tigerING KEY STROKES AWAY YOU tigerING NOOB, LEARN TO tigerING TYPE.
-bluesguitar87 leaves with the Tiki-
Daegan : OMFG THAT TDK CHOOB NINJA"D MY TIKI! WAR
Conclair : Dont worry the Coalition is born to fight. And I have this reflection ammy.
Daegan : Coalition?
Conclair :
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/coalitionDaegan : KK THX
-Next day-
Conclair : The Coalition is formed! All present say here!
Daegan : Here
Conclair : Ok all present and accounted for, /guildwar it is
Daegan : This is suicide, im not seksi enuff like j00
Conclair : Recruiting 101...
-Daegan stealths into town and runs into bluesguitar87 and another TDK noob-
bluesguitar87: I just ninja'd this ETT from Deagan
-Magic Wall II-
bluesguitar87: wtf
TDK noob : wth i cant see you
Daegan : FOR THE LAST tigerING TIME IT IS DAEGAN NOT DEAGAN, YOU tigerING SCRUBS NEVER LEARN.
-Daegan has killed bluesguitar87-
Daegan : tigering ch0wned
Rosewing : OMFG Daegan thats abuse, im reporting you
Daegan : Kiss my ass bitch
-Later that day, in cow quest-
Daegan : OMFG BEEF
Ursus : turtle posse here we are!
Powerful : I am POWERFUL
Daegan : Kiss my ass, all of you suck donkey monkey
Rosewing : ATTACK 3v1 we pwn j00 in CS and RPGwo!
Daegan : Wth bitch, i am immortal and CS I am god.
-Daegan cast Lightning Other IV on Powerful zapping him to 10%-
-Daegan cast Blackhole Other IV on Rosewing therefor killing it-
-Ursus bashs Daegan with a turnip-top mace-
Daegan : Pussies! I still pwn j00
-WARP!!!-
Conclair : Woah, dont do that
Daegan : So tigering turtle.
-Days later, TDK gets many assassinations-
Daegan : We are getting raped by this /war, /nowar bullwolf
Conclair : Such tigering bull...
Daegan : Im telling Mickey, there needs to be time
-Next day, no assassination for TDK scrubs-
Daegan : Ok, lets rape everyone in town, ally the PK guilds, PYR8 and Syndicate
Conclair : Done, so seksi Dae Dae, so seksi
Daegan : Dude im not turtle...
-In town-
Daegan : Kiss my ass noobs!
-Daegan has killed Powerful-
-Daegan has killed Rosewing-
-Daegan has killed bluesguitar87(again)-
-Daegan has killed +150 on TDK scrubs-
Daegan : Chrono joing us more seksi people of Coalition, we need a fat sage
Chrono : Well it is tempting...
Daegan : You get to be with me and Stormeh
Chrono : Okay, PARTAY W/ blackthron cider!
Daegan : Noooo
-Later that day-
T R III : Where are those Coalition hawks?!
-Daegan WTFBBQCSSTYLEPWNT Other on T R III for a OHKO Pokemon Style-
T R III : IAAAAAAAAAAARGH WHAT IN THE tiger HAD DAEGAN HIT ME WITH!!!
-T R III has left the world-
-T R III has been destrroyed by unkown proportions-
Daegan : L o tigering l
Chrono : Good one, Viking Wand ftw?
Daegan : tigering right.
-Coalition base of seksiness-
Conclair : TDk is non-war atm, we need to harass them otherwise
Daegan : Whats kill-death ratio?
Chrono : I bet I have 10 deaths cuz my defs on this char are so ub3rly wolf
Conclair : 1337-13
Daegan : OMFG WOOT
Chrono : Partay!!!
Conclair and Daegan in unison : No chrono, NOOOOOOOOO
Chrono : /cry
-Distant sector-
Daegan : Lets tame magma drakes and old school phobos glitch them into Rose's house
Chrono : OMFG that is so cooool
-10 minutes later-
Daegan : Yeah I got enough
Chrono : Me too
-Rosewing's house-
Daegan : Right about here....
Chrono : And there...
Daegan : We go :-)
Chrono : Excellent
-Rosewing has entered the world-
-Rosewing was killed by Magma Drake-
-Rosewing was killed by Magma Drake-
-Rosewing was killed by Magma Drake-
-Rosewing was killed by Magma Drake-
-Rosewing was killed by Magma Drake-
Chrono : LOL
Daegan : tigering sweet
Rosewing : OMFG I AM TELLING AN ADMIN YOU HACKING BASTARD, HACKED A MOB SPAWN INTO MY HOUSE
@@Admin Auron : Yeah?
Rosewing : These two dipwolfs hacked mob spawns in my house
Chrono : Who us?
Daegan : Never
@@Admin Auron : See these two wouldnt hurt a fly. Theyre nice.
Rosewing : Ill get you back for this....
-Next day, Dae Dae spots Rose in town with ub3r magic defense and magic attack-
Daegan : Chrono, refrac ammy and smokes lets go.
Chrono : Wth you dont smoke
Daegan : I do now, refrac ammy and smokes lets go.
Chrono : Damn...
-Chrono hands over refrac ammy and some smokes-
Daegan : Watch this
-Daegan exits stealth and Rosewing approachs Daegan-
Rosewing : Try and hit me now you hacking bastard
Daegan : Least I didnt macro for my defs or attack
-Rosewing resists Daegans spell-
Daegan (sarcastically) : Oh damn, I guess i lose....
Rosewing : HAHAHA DIE
-Rosewing has killed itself!-
Rosewing : WTF that is a duped refrac, I tigering hate you
Daegan : Love you too bitch face, now Chrono
-Chrono emerges from stealth and bash's Rosewings head with his walking stick-
Chrono : I may be fat but i am wise and so 1337 with ym attack u ph33r me, Now die bitch
Rosewing : I am so getting you tigering banned!
-Rosewing leaves the world forever thus ending a magnificent war with Coalition and friends raping TDK scrubs in the eye-
Special Thanks
Dae : the PM and idea for this story years ago
Chrono : For being my favorite english bastard <7
Grinch : Making this forums xD
Anyone else I forgot, I'm letting you know that you just didnt belong here.
Have a nice day.