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Offline The Muffin Man

Ruchmathars Story: Part 2 "Explaining The 3 Heroes"
« on: May 14, 2007, 03:40:50 pm »
Keep in mind, as the title of the story says, that this is just meant to explain what went on in Shadow. Not meant to be completely humorous, but yeah... so here you go, this is basically part 1 except shows Light Elf, Dark Elf, and Ultimas perspective of it. Enjoy


Light Elf: Hay guys it's mah birthday
Dark Elf: NO BLACK I SAY!! NO BLACK!!
Ultima: WACKAM!!

*The day before*

Deep in the wilderness of the world of Shadow, stood a desolate house filled with countless treasures..
well not really treasures, just more like nooby crap..

Light Elf: *wields his xbow* Guys, wanna go loot some phat ... like.... loot today?
Dark Elf: NO BLACK!
Ultima: WACKAM!!
Light Elf: I'll take that as a yes...

The trio wandered the world looking for a house to break in... finally they find the lonesome little house,
but unfortunately the owner was prepared for such an attack.. they found that the plot was surrounded
by several layers of cement.

Light Elf: Kay, who has the sinks?
Ultima: WACKAM!!!!! *hands over several sinks*
Light Elf: Ok I'll just place them like so... *creates warp stone* EVERYONE IN IN IN!!!

They took the warps into the house and found several iron golems.

Ultima: WACKAM!!
*Light Elf smacks Ultima upside the head*
Light Elf: Mutha tigera, say somethin else!
Ultima: Sorreh, I was on a loop. Alright guys, this guy is obviously a nooby let's tiger his wolf UP!
*Ultima wields his dagger, as does Dark Elf*
Dark Elf: THERE IS NO BLACK, NO BLACK AT ALL I SAY!!
*Dark Elf and Ultima slash through the golems then make their ways towards the chests*
Ultima: tiger, the noob locked his wolf... FIND A GARBAGE CAN!

The three guildees ran around the house looking for a garbage can, while picking up as many items
as they could hold.

Light Elf: HAY GUYS I GOT ONE BRING THE wolf OVER HERE!
*Massive trashing of nooby items then ensues*
Ultima: Alright, we've done enough wolf to this tigera, time to leave him some presents.

They all run around grabbing random ores and summoning giant golems, leaving several around different parts of the house.

Ultima: /g These nigs been hit up by the criminal squad, g'day!
*Ultima then writes a note that says "The criminal squad was here" and leaves it in the center of the house*

Light Elf: Alright guys we're done for the day, we shall poon some tards tomorrow, k?

Ultima: /g WACKAM!!
Light Elf: /g WACKAM!!!
Dark Elf: /g THERE IS NO BLAAAAAACK!
*They all log out in unison*

Early the next day...

*Ken invites Jaster and Fly into an MSN convo. Fly leaves and blocks Ken, then Ken bitches at him on teamspeak and he
unblocks him and gets invited back*

Ken: GUYS! Rav messaged me on MSN!!! She said Shadow is being taken over by Ruch and his wolfass monsters
that have awesome images! We must go save the world!
Jaster: K.
Fly: Damnit I was like so not busy but now I am.

*They all log on in unison, and appear in a bright flash next to Ruchmathar*

Dark Elf: THERE IS NO BLACK
Light Elf: THERE IS NO WHITE
In unison: THERE IS ONLY GREY!
Ultima: WACKAM!

To be continued...



For those that didn't understand it, basically what they did was break into pretty much EVERY house on Shadow, trashed every item they could in the house, leave giant golems that pretty much could kill the owners, and left the little note in the house for them to enjoy if they did make it that far. Hope you liked it.
« Last Edit: May 14, 2007, 03:45:25 pm by The Muffin Man »

Offline Light Elf

Ruchmathars Story: Part 2 "Explaining The 3 Heroes"
« Reply #1 on: May 14, 2007, 03:47:46 pm »
LOL!

very true very true

Offline chronolink

Ruchmathars Story: Part 2 "Explaining The 3 Heroes"
« Reply #2 on: May 14, 2007, 04:41:55 pm »
Pwnage story!

I like the way you spin-off my concepts on the persona of Light and Dark together

Keep it up


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Offline The Muffin Man

Ruchmathars Story: Part 2 "Explaining The 3 Heroes"
« Reply #3 on: May 14, 2007, 05:19:12 pm »
uh.. they were always like that.. you just made the whole white black only grey thing lol

thats a true story btw, totally true..

Offline Grinch

Ruchmathars Story: Part 2 "Explaining The 3 Heroes"
« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2007, 06:49:32 pm »
I liked it.

It reminds me of what I did on Shadow, only single-handedly. I wandered into IceQueen's house and.. poof.
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