UT: Dear God my name is Mike Wilson!!
Chronolink: DEAR GOD IT IS! BLOODY FRIGGIN' MIKE WILSON!
Ruchmathar: Will you two shut the hell up and let me start this story?! Anyways..
(Chronolink and UT start making weird eerie noises)
Ruchmathar: Once upon a time, there was a jew living in Germany...
July 3rd, 1941
Baby Ruchmathar: WAAAAH IM A JEW LIVING IN GERMANY
Mother Rha: ostrich BITCH AT LEAST YOU'RE NOT A TRANSVESTITE *bitchslaps*
Father UT: Dear God, I was wondering what thing was last night... hehe <3
August 10, 1944
Ruchmather: Hello, my jewish aussie friend. Are you here to tell me your brilliant ideas
that you more than likely did not steal?
Damen: Crikey! Yes, that's what I am here to tell you! This dude posted stuff on a forums
and I am here to gi..*GUUCCKK*
*Damen feels a piece of metal stuck in his throat and then falls dead, and the stealthy ninja screams
his warcry then dissappears in a ball of smoke*
Ruchmathar: Damnit, now who am I going to do in the ass? .....oh DAEGAN, come here sweetie pie...
August 11, 1944
*Ruchmathar has escaped Germany after buttraping donkey, which is the real reason donkey commited suicide.
He finds his new home in Phoenix, Arizona*
Ruchmathar: Bloody hell, I think I'll start making pixels and get admin f00ls. Oh wait a second, wrong year
The year 2006, on the server Shadow
Ruchmathar: COMETH, MINIONS OF HELL! TOGETHER WE SHALL RULE THE UNIVERSE!
Cham: oh no use dint dude i pwn you k have a great nite
*All of a sudden Cham is nova'd for 1600 and iced for 30 seconds*
Cham: OMFG WTF DUDE NOW I CAN'T WIELD MY GODDAMN X-BOW THAT I NORMALLY SHOULDN'T HAVE
*Weird shaped beings started warping around Cham and pounding him with poison attacks so that he slowly dies*
Cham: d00d these things have friggin' AWSUM images!
*Cham has died and is sent to Arc hell*
Ravyn: Don't worrrry guys Ruch is a good admin he has done lot's of stu--- AHHHHHH
*Tons of Ruch monsters warp around her*
Ruchmathar: ostrich IM A GERMAN JEW AND THIS SERVER IS MINE! I SHALL UNLEASH MY RUCH MONSTERS EVERYWHERE!!!!
Ravyn: There are only a few people that can stop you, they will be here soon...
*Ravyn has died and is sent to admin heaven*
*Ruch feels a sudden disturbance in the force.. all of a sudden 2 men with long ears and a fly jump in out of nowhere*
Dark Elf: THERE IS NO BLACK
Light Elf: THERE IS NO WHITE
In unison: THERE IS ONLY GREY!
Ultima: WACKAM!
To be continued...