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Offline The Muffin Man

Ruchmathars Story: Part 1
« on: May 07, 2007, 06:38:38 pm »
UT: Dear God my name is Mike Wilson!!
Chronolink: DEAR GOD IT IS! BLOODY FRIGGIN' MIKE WILSON!
Ruchmathar: Will you two shut the hell up and let me start this story?! Anyways..
(Chronolink and UT start making weird eerie noises)
Ruchmathar: Once upon a time, there was a jew living in Germany...


July 3rd, 1941

Baby Ruchmathar: WAAAAH IM A JEW LIVING IN GERMANY
Mother Rha: ostrich BITCH AT LEAST YOU'RE NOT A TRANSVESTITE *bitchslaps*
Father UT: Dear God, I was wondering what thing was last night... hehe <3


August 10, 1944

Ruchmather: Hello, my jewish aussie friend. Are you here to tell me your brilliant ideas
that you more than likely did not steal?
Damen: Crikey! Yes, that's what I am here to tell you! This dude posted stuff on a forums
and I am here to gi..*GUUCCKK*
*Damen feels a piece of metal stuck in his throat and then falls dead, and the stealthy ninja screams
his warcry then dissappears in a ball of smoke*
Ruchmathar: Damnit, now who am I going to do in the ass? .....oh DAEGAN, come here sweetie pie...

August 11, 1944

*Ruchmathar has escaped Germany after buttraping donkey, which is the real reason donkey commited suicide.
He finds his new home in Phoenix, Arizona*
Ruchmathar: Bloody hell, I think I'll start making pixels and get admin f00ls. Oh wait a second, wrong year

The year 2006, on the server Shadow

Ruchmathar: COMETH, MINIONS OF HELL! TOGETHER WE SHALL RULE THE UNIVERSE!
Cham: oh no use dint dude i pwn you k have a great nite
*All of a sudden Cham is nova'd for 1600 and iced for 30 seconds*
Cham: OMFG WTF DUDE NOW I CAN'T WIELD MY GODDAMN X-BOW THAT I NORMALLY SHOULDN'T HAVE
*Weird shaped beings started warping around Cham and pounding him with poison attacks so that he slowly dies*
Cham: d00d these things have friggin' AWSUM images!
*Cham has died and is sent to Arc hell*

Ravyn: Don't worrrry guys Ruch is a good admin he has done lot's of stu--- AHHHHHH
*Tons of Ruch monsters warp around her*
Ruchmathar: ostrich IM A GERMAN JEW AND THIS SERVER IS MINE! I SHALL UNLEASH MY RUCH MONSTERS EVERYWHERE!!!!

Ravyn: There are only a few people that can stop you, they will be here soon...
*Ravyn has died and is sent to admin heaven*

*Ruch feels a sudden disturbance in the force.. all of a sudden 2 men with long ears and a fly jump in out of nowhere*

Dark Elf: THERE IS NO BLACK
Light Elf: THERE IS NO WHITE
In unison: THERE IS ONLY GREY!
Ultima: WACKAM!

To be continued...

Offline Grinch

Ruchmathars Story: Part 1
« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2007, 06:52:51 pm »
So you're saying that when he's 3.. he does all of that extra stuff? A bit insane..
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Offline chronolink

Ruchmathars Story: Part 1
« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2007, 07:00:35 pm »
Great story, nicely fast-paced too


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Re:Jew Tee ( From: TheUnderTaker )
and your a bigger twat now than before now tiger off and leave me alne you turtle ass tigerer
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Offline The Muffin Man

Ruchmathars Story: Part 1
« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2007, 07:10:30 pm »
Yes, because Ruchmathar was a baby genius.. duhh..

Offline Rokhan

Ruchmathars Story: Part 1
« Reply #4 on: May 07, 2007, 07:52:42 pm »
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Ruchmathars Story: Part 1
« Reply #5 on: May 07, 2007, 08:14:48 pm »
This one time someone wrote a story and I laughed.
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Offline Light Elf

Ruchmathars Story: Part 1
« Reply #6 on: May 07, 2007, 08:39:05 pm »
LOL!  Once again im in another story!

Offline The Muffin Man

Ruchmathars Story: Part 1
« Reply #7 on: May 08, 2007, 12:31:10 pm »
yes... yes you are

Offline Rokhan

Ruchmathars Story: Part 1
« Reply #8 on: May 08, 2007, 02:15:58 pm »
That was great
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Rokhan, Level 30 Mace - 1st Steeltide  
DemonHunter, Level 32 Mage - 2nd Phobos  
Rokhan II, Level 20 Thrower - 2nd Steeltide  
Furion, Level 30 Mage - Xerxes  
Rokhan, Level 33 Mace - Ataxia  
Marksman Rokhan, Level 35 Xbow - Ataxia  
Script Rokhan, Level 22 Bow - Chaos    
Rokhan, Level 42 Thrower - Kirin    
Rhasta, Level 24 - Horizon

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Offline The Muffin Man

Ruchmathars Story: Part 1
« Reply #9 on: May 08, 2007, 04:10:53 pm »
Wackam!

Offline The Muffin Man

Ruchmathars Story: Part 1
« Reply #10 on: May 14, 2007, 03:01:47 pm »
I feel like writing another one *thinks about old happenings on shadow*

 

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