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Offline The Muffin Man

The Pink Pimp Crusades: Episode 2
« on: April 29, 2007, 02:10:31 pm »
Invade Canada!



Cancun, Mexico

After the three-way, Chrono took out his mother's damon tea cup and poured himself a nice glass
and started singing Tea Party, whilst Muffin gathered notes from his pimpcase and Guin stared at
Chronos deformed big toe. Muffin finally said "Well, people... what I am about to tell you must never be said outside
of this vehicle.." to which Chrono interrupted "I know, I know... never tell anyone that I secretly
hump my dog Link while eating crumpets..". After that there was a long pause and Muffin bitchslapped
Chrono across the face and Guin did the same. "I refuse to believe you just said that, so I will continue
with what I was saying...Anyways, Daegan has sent me news from his recent visit to Canada saying that
there are plenty of hos to pimp there, but he had some really juicy news.. listen to this...."


Meanwhile in Australia, Damen was jacking off to fake boobs and pictures of Gizza when he noticed
an idea for a new porno film. "ZOMG, liek I HAVE to send this idea to Playboy ffs they will liek let me
be the director since I shall claim it as my idea!" All of a sudden a ninja bursted through the window
and threw a ninja star directly into his jugular. "Ai sakenawa hung sheow parenara!!!!" screamed the
ravenous ninja, and he quickly dissappeared in a ball of smoke.


Back in the Muffin-mobile, Muffin had finished telling the news to Guin and Chrono. "BLOODY HELL!
YOU WANT ME TO DO WWHAAAATT WITH THAT STICK?!" Yelled Chrono. "Nevermind that, we will discuss it later." Muffin
calmly said. "Well, at least this plan doesn't have me doing any three-ways with you two." Guin said
happily. Chrono then stared at Muffin, and Muffin stared at Guin.. when Guin noticed the looks on
their faces she muttered "Fine." Three-way then ensued.


Somewheres in Canada

The Muffin-mobile came to a sudden stop next to a Canadian Flag, with Daegan next to it. The car
shook a little bit then stopped, and Muffin and Chrono stepped out and pulled up their pink thongs, then Muffin screamed,
"Away, Muffin-mobile!" and the Muffin-mobile sped off quickly and soon dissappeared from sight.
Daegan greeted them with a slight nod and said "Well, men... here we are. The center of Canada. If
you look beside me, you will notice a case. Open the case and take your helmets.. for Muffin, there
are dual Desert Eagles, and for Chrono... this slingshot and a bag full of rocks." Chrono looked at Muffin
and said ".... dude.... I'm so gonna rape you in the eye."

Out of noowhere a ginger ran out of nowhere and was as pale as a ghost.. and had oddly long ears.
"PMG ITS A LIGHT ELF!" Chrono screamed. He then pulled the slingshot out of his thong and shot the Light
Elf in the head, killing it immediately. He then ran around screaming "AAAHEEHAWAAAAHAAAA" and Muffin thought it would
be fun so he joined in.... together they lit the flag on fire and started shooting at it. Daegan figured
he would stop being nerdy and took all of his clothes off and ran around lighting fireworks while pausing every few seconds
to hump the flagpole.


To be continued...

Offline chronolink

The Pink Pimp Crusades: Episode 2
« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2007, 02:12:59 pm »
I LOL'd


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The Pink Pimp Crusades: Episode 2
« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2007, 04:06:34 pm »
I like how you incorporated Damen, Gizza, and Light Elf into that. It made me laugh.
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Offline Komodo

The Pink Pimp Crusades: Episode 2
« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2007, 04:29:54 pm »
Quote from: The Muffin Man
Invade Canada!
Cancun, Mexico

After the three-way, Chrono took out his mother's damon tea cup and poured himself a nice glass
and started singing Tea Party, whilst Muffin gathered notes from his pimpcase and Guin stared at
Chronos deformed big toe. Muffin finally said "Well, people... what I am about to tell you must never be said outside
of this vehicle.." to which Chrono interrupted "I know, I know... never tell anyone that I secretly
hump my dog Link while eating crumpets..". After that there was a long pause and Muffin bitchslapped
Chrono across the face and Guin did the same. "I refuse to believe you just said that, so I will continue
with what I was saying...Anyways, Daegan has sent me news from his recent visit to Canada saying that
there are plenty of hos to pimp there, but he had some really juicy news.. listen to this...."
Meanwhile in Australia, Damen was jacking off to fake boobs and pictures of Gizza when he noticed
an idea for a new porno film. "ZOMG, liek I HAVE to send this idea to Playboy ffs they will liek let me
be the director since I shall claim it as my idea!" All of a sudden a ninja bursted through the window
and threw a ninja star directly into his jugular. "Ai sakenawa hung sheow parenara!!!!" screamed the
ravenous ninja, and he quickly dissappeared in a ball of smoke.
Back in the Muffin-mobile, Muffin had finished telling the news to Guin and Chrono. "BLOODY HELL!
YOU WANT ME TO DO WWHAAAATT WITH THAT STICK?!" Yelled Chrono. "Nevermind that, we will discuss it later." Muffin
calmly said. "Well, at least this plan doesn't have me doing any three-ways with you two." Guin said
happily. Chrono then stared at Muffin, and Muffin stared at Guin.. when Guin noticed the looks on
their faces she muttered "Fine." Three-way then ensued.
Somewheres in Canada

The Muffin-mobile came to a sudden stop next to a Canadian Flag, with Daegan next to it. The car
shook a little bit then stopped, and Muffin and Chrono stepped out and pulled up their pink thongs, then Muffin screamed,
"Away, Muffin-mobile!" and the Muffin-mobile sped off quickly and soon dissappeared from sight.
Daegan greeted them with a slight nod and said "Well, men... here we are. The center of Canada. If
you look beside me, you will notice a case. Open the case and take your helmets.. for Muffin, there
are dual Desert Eagles, and for Chrono... this slingshot and a bag full of rocks." Chrono looked at Muffin
and said ".... dude.... I'm so gonna rape you in the eye."

Out of noowhere a ginger ran out of nowhere and was as pale as a ghost.. and had oddly long ears.
"PMG ITS A LIGHT ELF!" Chrono screamed. He then pulled the slingshot out of his thong and shot the Light
Elf in the head, killing it immediately. He then ran around screaming "AAAHEEHAWAAAAHAAAA" and Muffin thought it would
be fun so he joined in.... together they lit the flag on fire and started shooting at it. Daegan figured
he would stop being nerdy and took all of his clothes off and ran around lighting fireworks while pausing every few seconds
to hump the flagpole.
To be continued...

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2 - Toadwolf(Toad"King", Minch, Mack the Blacksmith)   -   for all of his posts are pure bullwolf and fail
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Offline Gizza

The Pink Pimp Crusades: Episode 2
« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2007, 04:46:17 pm »
I'll read it when I get back from school.

Offline The Muffin Man

The Pink Pimp Crusades: Episode 2
« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2007, 05:29:27 pm »
Eh sorry it made the story into weird paragraphs, forgot to fix it when I copy and pasted it to the forums.

The Ninja is personally my favorite part.. hehe...

Offline Crack Pipe

The Pink Pimp Crusades: Episode 2
« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2007, 05:36:31 pm »
lol nice story xD

Offline Brendan

The Pink Pimp Crusades: Episode 2
« Reply #7 on: April 30, 2007, 01:33:34 am »
hehe, Nice Exept the part about a picture of gizza. yeh that would be kinda gross. anyway nice story. i liked the last paragraph

Offline The Muffin Man

The Pink Pimp Crusades: Episode 2
« Reply #8 on: April 30, 2007, 10:07:38 am »
the AAAWAHAAHEAAAHAA or w/e is my version of the timba ------ warcry btw
« Last Edit: April 30, 2007, 10:08:01 am by The Muffin Man »

Offline The Muffin Man

The Pink Pimp Crusades: Episode 2
« Reply #9 on: May 02, 2007, 08:59:18 am »
bumped for great justice

Offline Pirate Wings

The Pink Pimp Crusades: Episode 2
« Reply #10 on: May 02, 2007, 09:46:48 am »
lol even though i don't like ppl using that word
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Offline Rokhan

The Pink Pimp Crusades: Episode 2
« Reply #11 on: May 02, 2007, 02:43:53 pm »
That was tigering hilarious, if your looking for an idea to continue the Canadian idea thing, PM me. Im Canadian and I could suggest great ideas.
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Offline The Muffin Man

The Pink Pimp Crusades: Episode 2
« Reply #12 on: May 02, 2007, 09:58:22 pm »
You wear G-Unit hats. Leave me alone

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Offline Rokhan

The Pink Pimp Crusades: Episode 2
« Reply #13 on: May 03, 2007, 03:10:44 pm »
Quote from: The Muffin Man
You wear G-Unit hats. Leave me alone

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HAHAH
No I dont, enlarge that picture, Its Ecko Unltd I swear it!
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Offline Light Elf

The Pink Pimp Crusades: Episode 2
« Reply #14 on: May 03, 2007, 03:51:01 pm »
w00t somehow i endup in like all the stries being told on here, first the vhronicles of daegan or w/e it is by chrono now the pink pimps!

Offline chronolink

The Pink Pimp Crusades: Episode 2
« Reply #15 on: May 03, 2007, 09:10:07 pm »
Quote from: Light Elf
w00t somehow i endup in like all the stries being told on here, first the vhronicles of daegan or w/e it is by chrono now the pink pimps!

You were also in an Auron chronicle I posted a while back where the English teamed up with you guys from the US to capture Auron... I'm yet to write part 2


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Re:Jew Tee ( From: TheUnderTaker )
and your a bigger twat now than before now tiger off and leave me alne you turtle ass tigerer
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Offline Rokhan

The Pink Pimp Crusades: Episode 2
« Reply #16 on: May 04, 2007, 04:24:34 pm »
Quote from: chronolink
You were also in an Auron chronicle I posted a while back where the English teamed up with you guys from the US to capture Auron... I'm yet to write part 2
And Canadians were absent from this Story WHY?

BTW Chrono, we need to like co-write a new Story like Life on Noobxes or Ataxia or sumthing or WoW cuz I got it now xD
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Marksman Rokhan, Level 35 Xbow - Ataxia  
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Offline chronolink

The Pink Pimp Crusades: Episode 2
« Reply #17 on: May 04, 2007, 06:54:07 pm »
Quote from: Rokhan
And Canadians were absent from this Story WHY?

BTW Chrono, we need to like co-write a new Story like Life on Noobxes or Ataxia or sumthing or WoW cuz I got it now xD

That's gonna take some research but i've written similar things before

Like the Nathan Havok Trilogy

But I could take it to Arc where that place is my hell an I break out of it with Cham and the aid of Rokhan who defeats UT and we kill Alex and Lomak with a crazy kid called Shanang......

YES!!!!!!11111111oneone

I just wrote my own story pretty much

Work to do


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Re:Jew Tee ( From: TheUnderTaker )
and your a bigger twat now than before now tiger off and leave me alne you turtle ass tigerer
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Offline The Muffin Man

The Pink Pimp Crusades: Episode 2
« Reply #18 on: May 04, 2007, 07:40:16 pm »
pink pimps must have some part in there like seksing all the chicks and stuff.

Offline chronolink

The Pink Pimp Crusades: Episode 2
« Reply #19 on: May 04, 2007, 08:01:50 pm »
Just wrote a new story

Has pink pimp references just not too many as the story is yours. You'll have to wait and see. Will post tomorow

PS: Part 6 (I think) Of the Jordan and Gebus chronicles, this is part 8 (part 7 was a short story not following any event after part 6)

Wait and see....


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Re:Jew Tee ( From: TheUnderTaker )
and your a bigger twat now than before now tiger off and leave me alne you turtle ass tigerer
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