Invade Canada!
Cancun, Mexico
After the three-way, Chrono took out his mother's damon tea cup and poured himself a nice glass
and started singing Tea Party, whilst Muffin gathered notes from his pimpcase and Guin stared at
Chronos deformed big toe. Muffin finally said "Well, people... what I am about to tell you must never be said outside
of this vehicle.." to which Chrono interrupted "I know, I know... never tell anyone that I secretly
hump my dog Link while eating crumpets..". After that there was a long pause and Muffin bitchslapped
Chrono across the face and Guin did the same. "I refuse to believe you just said that, so I will continue
with what I was saying...Anyways, Daegan has sent me news from his recent visit to Canada saying that
there are plenty of hos to pimp there, but he had some really juicy news.. listen to this...."
Meanwhile in Australia, Damen was jacking off to fake boobs and pictures of Gizza when he noticed
an idea for a new porno film. "ZOMG, liek I HAVE to send this idea to Playboy ffs they will liek let me
be the director since I shall claim it as my idea!" All of a sudden a ninja bursted through the window
and threw a ninja star directly into his jugular. "Ai sakenawa hung sheow parenara!!!!" screamed the
ravenous ninja, and he quickly dissappeared in a ball of smoke.
Back in the Muffin-mobile, Muffin had finished telling the news to Guin and Chrono. "BLOODY HELL!
YOU WANT ME TO DO WWHAAAATT WITH THAT STICK?!" Yelled Chrono. "Nevermind that, we will discuss it later." Muffin
calmly said. "Well, at least this plan doesn't have me doing any three-ways with you two." Guin said
happily. Chrono then stared at Muffin, and Muffin stared at Guin.. when Guin noticed the looks on
their faces she muttered "Fine." Three-way then ensued.
Somewheres in Canada
The Muffin-mobile came to a sudden stop next to a Canadian Flag, with Daegan next to it. The car
shook a little bit then stopped, and Muffin and Chrono stepped out and pulled up their pink thongs, then Muffin screamed,
"Away, Muffin-mobile!" and the Muffin-mobile sped off quickly and soon dissappeared from sight.
Daegan greeted them with a slight nod and said "Well, men... here we are. The center of Canada. If
you look beside me, you will notice a case. Open the case and take your helmets.. for Muffin, there
are dual Desert Eagles, and for Chrono... this slingshot and a bag full of rocks." Chrono looked at Muffin
and said ".... dude.... I'm so gonna rape you in the eye."
Out of noowhere a ginger ran out of nowhere and was as pale as a ghost.. and had oddly long ears.
"PMG ITS A LIGHT ELF!" Chrono screamed. He then pulled the slingshot out of his thong and shot the Light
Elf in the head, killing it immediately. He then ran around screaming "AAAHEEHAWAAAAHAAAA" and Muffin thought it would
be fun so he joined in.... together they lit the flag on fire and started shooting at it. Daegan figured
he would stop being nerdy and took all of his clothes off and ran around lighting fireworks while pausing every few seconds
to hump the flagpole.
To be continued...