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Offline chronolink

The Daegan Chronicles
« on: March 04, 2007, 01:24:32 pm »
Disclaimer: Some of you may wonder why Daegan and a few others post replies with their expertise. This question cannot be answered by a simple reply, it can only be answered by following the days in the life of Daegan himself, only then will you understand such replies he makes.

This is the story of Daegan and his band of veteran followers.

GMT +0 time, Devon, England:

2am

*phone rings*

Chronolink: Hello?

Daegan: Hello Chronolink, sorry to disturb you at this time, look out the window you will see a black taxi waiting for you which will take you to the nearest airport where you will be met by one of my employees to fly to Buffalo, New York on a private jet.

Chronolink: What’s this all about?

Daegan: You are part of my master operation, and I need you, everything will be paid for, when you get here and you don’t like it, you can go back to your pathetic life.

Chronolink: Uhm… ok

Daegan: I will see you

Chronolink gets dressed, goes into the taxi and gets the plane to Buffalo

GMT +0 time, London, England:

2.30am

*phone rings*

Daegan: Hello Dravien, sorry to disturb you at this time, look out the window on the street corner will see a black taxi waiting for you which will take you to the nearest airport where you will be met by one of my employees to fly to Buffalo, New York on a private jet.

Dravien: Uhm… what?

Daegan: You are part of my master operation, and I need you, everything will be paid for, when you get here and you don’t like it, you can go back to your pathetic life.

Dravien: Ok I guess

Dravien gets dressed, goes into the taxi and gets the plane to Buffalo

US Central Time, Long Island, New York

*phone rings*

Daegan: Hellos Stormy, I neeeeeeed you man! Look outside your window for the taxi, it’ll take you to Buffalo, where I’ll meet you.

Stormy: Erm…. Why?

Daegan: I neeed you dude trust me

Stormy: Ok….

Stormy gets dressed, goes into the taxi and gets the plane to Buffalo

US Central Time, Beaumont, Texas

*phone rings*

Daegan: Hello Muffin Man, sorry to disturb you at this time, look out the window you will see a black taxi waiting for you which will take you to the nearest airport where you will be met by one of my employees to fly to Buffalo, New York on a private jet.

Muffin Man: Word up pink pimps j0 I’m on my way

Daegan: Good boy

Muffin Man gets dressed, goes into the taxi and gets the plane to Buffalo

US Central, Oshkosh, Wisconsin

Daegan: Hello Aelfgeft, sorry to disturb you at this time, look out the window you will see a black taxi waiting for you which will take you to the nearest airport where you will be met by one of my employees to fly to Buffalo, New York on a private jet.

Aelfgeft: But I’m getting married soon

Daegan: FORGET YOUR MARRIAGE, I NEED YOU!

Aelfgeft: Ok!

Aelfgeft gets dressed, goes into the taxi and gets the plane to Buffalo

Buffalo, New York. “The High Place Hotel.” The top-most floor of the building

9am

Daegan: You all know why you are here, so I will begin with…

Muffin Man: Why are we here?

Daegan hits Muffin Man over the head with a pink-pimp stick

Daegan: You tigering hawk, listen up, I’ll tell you

Dravien: Can me and Chrono have some cider?

Daegan: LOOK YOU ENGLISH tigerS, NO YOU CAN’T YOU ARE IN EMERIKA NOW. As I was saying, we are here because we are to troll the RPGWO forums as veterans and put n00bs in their place, this will earn Grinch’s favour and we will soon run the forums and put n00bs under moderation. You are all well-trained. You’re following roles are the ones that follow:

Muffin Man - You are good at posting meaningless crap, so keep it up

Dravien - You are good at posting violent behaviour, so keep it up

Chronolink - You are good with your reputation as a scriptkiddie and veteranness, you will post after me backing me up with everything I say, else no tea for you

Aelfgeft - You are great at abuse like Dravien, you will also post after me backing me up or I will not be the best man at your wedding

Stormy - You never post, you are just seksi that’s why you are here

Now remember guys, you are safe behind these glass screens, no one can touch you, if you find the Internet that serious, you will be placed in rehabilitation ready to rejoin this cult. DO NOT FAIL.

The cult go to sleep

Day 1: 4am

Daegan: Ohhhhhh guys check out my post about this Gizza n00b, ok you know your roles, get to it.

Chronolink begins to post
Aelfgeft begins to post
Muffin Man begins to post
Dravien begins to post

6am

Daegan: HEY GUYS? He replied….. hmm…. Looks like he’s getting clever, ok, all reply back

Chronolink begins to post
Aelfgeft begins to post
Muffin Man begins to post
Dravien begins to post

9am – Breakfast

Daegan on the phone: Hey room service? Send up breakfast

Room service man: Ok

9.10 am, Breakfast arrives

Daegan: Ok guys, eat up and we can post more

Things go on like this for a week, all at these exact times and all the members on this set routine, all n00bs who speak up on the forums get flamed by Daegan and his little cult of loyal followers, then one day…

10pm

Daegan: Hmm… a new threat, this one looks clever, his name is Zoex, ok, no posting, we are going to stay up until we can think of posts to make to make him look like a n00b.

1am

Daegan: Ok the plans progressing
Chronolink: Cider please
Dravien: Tea please
Muffin Man: Pink Pimps please
Aelfgeft: GET THE tiger OUT PLEASE

3am

Daegan: Ok nearly there
Chronolink: Must… have…. Crumpets
Dravien: I want an English pie
Muffin Man: Gief pink pimps lolz
Aelfgeft: Hey hey hey…. Look at YOU!

7am

Daegan: Ok we are all quite tired, here’s all your sheets of paper I want you to write these replies I have written

Daegan’s cult of followers all write these smart replies

Daegan: HAHA PWNED
Muffin Man: Owned
Dravien: Bloody hell we are good
Chronolink: Yes mate, we are, tea all round
Aelfgeft: That bastard can go die in the fire ROFL

For such great work Deagan was impressed, in the months that followed this happened:

Dravien and Chronolink were given an English pub where cider, tea and crumpets were served.

Aelfgeft got married and Daegan was the best man

Muffin Man worded up the pink pimps j0

Stormy stayed seksi

Daegan carried on making these plans and stuff

Zoex in a fit of depression after being “bettered” by Daegan and his elitist cultist dudes, drove Axemans’ Mums’ pink Dodge Viper off a cliff

And so things also go on like this for a while, happen again, history repeats itself, and that is how Daegan and his cult lives. I hope this wall of text story was fun to read as much as I had fun writing it.

All of what you read is true, we stay up in a hotel room until a godly hour in the morning without sleep plotting all these forum posts to win da Intawebbz.

If you want to join us then please buy a black jumpsuit with blue neons, I am sure they are popular where you live, don’t talk about how cool we are and our 31337 lifestyle because we know we rawkzerz and we WILL rape you in the eye with a forum post

You have been warned!


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Re:Jew Tee ( From: TheUnderTaker )
and your a bigger twat now than before now tiger off and leave me alne you turtle ass tigerer
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Offline The Muffin Man

The Daegan Chronicles
« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2007, 01:32:29 pm »
smack dem hos!

Offline Zoex

The Daegan Chronicles
« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2007, 01:40:38 pm »
At least I drove a Dodge off a cliff, and not a usefull vehicle.

Added: This really didn't answer my question on why he is an asshat, just the how.
« Last Edit: March 04, 2007, 01:42:00 pm by Zoex »

Offline Daegan

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« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2007, 03:40:18 pm »
chrono, you broke the first rule of flame club
DONT TALK ABOUT FLAME CLUB

that aside zoex, you'd just have to come to my vent some time to find out why, im sure i can give you even more reasons to hate me when it goes verbal.

Cute story pornolink, but why the tiger would we go to NY, MO is the place to be s0n

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Offline Gizza

The Daegan Chronicles
« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2007, 04:09:04 pm »
 I knew id come in some part of that story i could see it coming

Offline chronolink

The Daegan Chronicles
« Reply #5 on: March 04, 2007, 04:12:19 pm »
Quote from: Daegan
chrono, you broke the first rule of flame club
DONT TALK ABOUT FLAME CLUB

that aside zoex, you'd just have to come to my vent some time to find out why, im sure i can give you even more reasons to hate me when it goes verbal.

Cute story pornolink, but why the tiger would we go to NY, MO is the place to be s0n

Well.... I watched this film Cypher and this dude flys to Buffalo... So I thought of it

And if you read the story properly you'll see why he made "flame club."


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Re:Jew Tee ( From: TheUnderTaker )
and your a bigger twat now than before now tiger off and leave me alne you turtle ass tigerer
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Offline Malekith

The Daegan Chronicles
« Reply #6 on: March 04, 2007, 05:11:08 pm »
dude you have WAY to much spare time on your hands... and cider aint where it's at, boddies for the win!!

and i'm not included once. you bastards. :-P
"Never argue with a stupid person. First they'll drag you down to their level, then they will beat you with experience."

"When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water."

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Offline chronolink

The Daegan Chronicles
« Reply #7 on: March 04, 2007, 05:18:03 pm »
Quote from: Malekith
dude you have WAY to much spare time on your hands... and cider aint where it's at, boddies for the win!!

and i'm not included once. you bastards. :-P

Well you kinda been away for a while so I didn't add you. I've written countless stories about Axeman, Jordan and Gebus so yeh... too much time I guess

And cider is pwnage if you disagree you are wrong


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Re:Jew Tee ( From: TheUnderTaker )
and your a bigger twat now than before now tiger off and leave me alne you turtle ass tigerer
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Offline Malekith

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« Reply #8 on: March 04, 2007, 05:23:12 pm »
i cant drink cider after 3 letres of the stuff and i lost close to 3 days either from not being able to remember what the tiger happened, or from the worst hang over EVER... was in less pain from drinking a crate of fosters and 6 guiness...
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"When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water."

"Some minds are like concrete, thouroughly mixed up and permanently set."

"Treat everyone with politeness, even those who are rude to you, not because they are nice, but because you are."

Offline The Muffin Man

The Daegan Chronicles
« Reply #9 on: March 04, 2007, 07:26:58 pm »
cider is teh pwn

Offline Corrupt Cham

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« Reply #10 on: March 04, 2007, 10:36:26 pm »
That was hilarious


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Offline Grinch

The Daegan Chronicles
« Reply #11 on: March 04, 2007, 10:48:01 pm »
I'd like to know when the Grinch Chronicles are coming out. =P
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Offline Gizza

The Daegan Chronicles
« Reply #12 on: March 04, 2007, 11:28:48 pm »
Heck, Chrono you should go to University and learn Drama, then be a teacher

Offline Zoex

The Daegan Chronicles
« Reply #13 on: March 05, 2007, 12:34:50 am »
I think he is cool with making cakes, which is cool, because cake is cool.

And is that a "I don't want to come right out and say it but I would like to talk to you like a normal person in private" comment Dae?

Offline Daegan

The Daegan Chronicles
« Reply #14 on: March 05, 2007, 12:41:27 am »
Quote from: Zoex
I think he is cool with making cakes, which is cool, because cake is cool.

And is that a "I don't want to come right out and say it but I would like to talk to you like a normal person in private" comment Dae?
If you stepped in my vent even once you'd know that there's NOTHING private about it.

what do you want me to come out and say Zoex? Why I'm bitter? The explanation for that is about 18 years long.

I hate you and tigertards like you, why? Because you hate anyone that has a different opinion then what you see as right. Because you hate popular people, or charasmatics that people follow on their own free will, which you loving call cults, followers, etc.

It's simpleton narrowminded tigers like you that have set the human race back thousands of years by burning scientists that thought outside what is deemed normal parameters or present realities.

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Offline Zoex

The Daegan Chronicles
« Reply #15 on: March 05, 2007, 12:51:40 am »
Wow...you really are a blind idiot.

All this fighting and you still missed the point.

I just giggled a bit.

Offline chronolink

The Daegan Chronicles
« Reply #16 on: March 05, 2007, 07:29:35 am »
Quote from: Daegan
If you stepped in my vent even once you'd know that there's NOTHING private about it.

what do you want me to come out and say Zoex? Why I'm bitter? The explanation for that is about 18 years long.

I hate you and tigertards like you, why? Because you hate anyone that has a different opinion then what you see as right. Because you hate popular people, or charasmatics that people follow on their own free will, which you loving call cults, followers, etc.

It's simpleton narrowminded tigers like you that have set the human race back thousands of years by burning scientists that thought outside what is deemed normal parameters or present realities.

Didn't I sum that up in the story disclaimers? Or at the very end line? Meh, not writing another, unless it's called "The Grinch chronicles: Grinch saves a drowning kid at the pool and meets a girl." Or the everpopular "The Killa Cham chronicles: Cham gets drunk."

EDIT: Zeox I don't make cakes.... I sell them


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Re:Jew Tee ( From: TheUnderTaker )
and your a bigger twat now than before now tiger off and leave me alne you turtle ass tigerer
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Offline Zoex

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« Reply #17 on: March 05, 2007, 08:29:42 am »
Get yer brit ass in the vent server, I wana hear the accent.

Offline King Dravien

The Daegan Chronicles
« Reply #18 on: March 05, 2007, 10:10:34 am »
Zoex, Dae just OWNED you and you "giggled" Like a little girl i presume? Because no guy "Giggles" Why dont you stop posting abusive and annoying things, because that is my and Aelf's job, UNDERSTAND tigerWIT?!
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Offline The Muffin Man

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« Reply #19 on: March 05, 2007, 04:53:16 pm »
can a muffin giggle?

*sighs*

 

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