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Offline Lord Darkness

Funniest Ban ever
« on: October 03, 2007, 03:48:00 pm »
Whats the funniest ban you have witnessed or have had?


mine has to be my recent Perm ban - 19:42.51 : Sheep Da Magnificent globals: who said i would sleep with him?

Got kicked rejoined, then banned
1st Steeltide - lvl 29 Xbower  No Damon
2nd Steeltide - lvl 55 Mage 1 Damon
Nulona  -  lvl 66 Mage   5 Damons
Nulona  - lvl 40 Bow    5 Damons
Xerxes  - lvl 73 Bow   8 Damons
Xerxes  - lvl 1000 @@Admin
Asylum - lvl 24 Mace      0 Damons!! :O

Offline Trivium

Funniest Ban ever
« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2007, 03:57:16 pm »
Mine was when I called UT a wet german because he muzzled me for globaling hawk, then I got permed on every server UT had admin on

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Funniest Ban ever
« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2007, 03:58:58 pm »
When I mentioned to UT about wiping Xerxes already, when it hadn't been wiped yet, on NWO. I think I only said something about it twice and then I was banned til 2095....Which is obvioulsy still there...lol.
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Offline dalion

Funniest Ban ever
« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2007, 04:46:11 pm »
LOL i got banned on Reborn Arc for swearing at UT cause he wouldnt to a siege.

Offline Malekith

Funniest Ban ever
« Reply #4 on: October 03, 2007, 04:49:11 pm »
Tepesh calling Rosewing a crackcat... Or Half of Tilurs guild for pissing her off
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"Treat everyone with politeness, even those who are rude to you, not because they are nice, but because you are."

Offline Dan

Funniest Ban ever
« Reply #5 on: October 03, 2007, 08:09:16 pm »
am I the only one that's never been banned before?

I've never experienced the joy of being banned o.o

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Funniest Ban ever
« Reply #6 on: October 03, 2007, 08:09:59 pm »
Ban Virgin!
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Offline Shadeclaw

Funniest Ban ever
« Reply #7 on: October 04, 2007, 02:12:09 am »
Said in global on arc right after it was wiped recently: If UT can't hear me, He's a bugger for wiping arc. If he CAN hear me he is an ASS!
Perm banned on NWO.
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Offline The Muffin Man

Funniest Ban ever
« Reply #8 on: October 04, 2007, 08:26:35 am »
Mickey perm-banned me when Light Elf hacked Gimpy (on Nulona), because Gimpy told him it was me

Offline Lord Darkness

Funniest Ban ever
« Reply #9 on: October 04, 2007, 08:57:18 am »
Lol, thats a funny one muff
1st Steeltide - lvl 29 Xbower  No Damon
2nd Steeltide - lvl 55 Mage 1 Damon
Nulona  -  lvl 66 Mage   5 Damons
Nulona  - lvl 40 Bow    5 Damons
Xerxes  - lvl 73 Bow   8 Damons
Xerxes  - lvl 1000 @@Admin
Asylum - lvl 24 Mace      0 Damons!! :O

Offline Gimpy

Funniest Ban ever
« Reply #10 on: October 04, 2007, 02:03:43 pm »
wait a tick!!! light said it was you lmfao he realy sold that wolf

Offline Rokhan

Funniest Ban ever
« Reply #11 on: October 04, 2007, 02:38:34 pm »
Banned on Xerxes and Ataxia for calling UT a asshole on THESE forums.
DarkTemplar, Level 28 Sword -Liberty  
Rokhan, Level 30 Mace - 1st Steeltide  
DemonHunter, Level 32 Mage - 2nd Phobos  
Rokhan II, Level 20 Thrower - 2nd Steeltide  
Furion, Level 30 Mage - Xerxes  
Rokhan, Level 33 Mace - Ataxia  
Marksman Rokhan, Level 35 Xbow - Ataxia  
Script Rokhan, Level 22 Bow - Chaos    
Rokhan, Level 42 Thrower - Kirin    
Rhasta, Level 24 - Horizon

My joker trumps your ace
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Offline The Muffin Man

Funniest Ban ever
« Reply #12 on: October 04, 2007, 02:58:36 pm »
Quote from: Lord Darkness
Lol, thats a funny one muff


I got Gimpy back tho.. hacked his Shadow char and he came on and started crying to cham and rav because all his stuff was on my character, and they didn't care haha. Prolly was glad to get rid of him.

Oh, and Mickey banned me after he told the server that I was turtle and I tigered little children. I am NOT tigering joking about this, he actually did that.
« Last Edit: October 04, 2007, 03:00:45 pm by The Muffin Man »

Offline Lord Darkness

Funniest Ban ever
« Reply #13 on: October 04, 2007, 03:37:35 pm »
Ok, that mickey one is pretty Funny >_<    i mstill liking my one for saying i wouldnt sleep with UT though lol
1st Steeltide - lvl 29 Xbower  No Damon
2nd Steeltide - lvl 55 Mage 1 Damon
Nulona  -  lvl 66 Mage   5 Damons
Nulona  - lvl 40 Bow    5 Damons
Xerxes  - lvl 73 Bow   8 Damons
Xerxes  - lvl 1000 @@Admin
Asylum - lvl 24 Mace      0 Damons!! :O

Offline Mack the Blacksmith

Funniest Ban ever
« Reply #14 on: October 04, 2007, 05:00:51 pm »
Banned for saying UT couldn't ban, came back, pissed him off, got banned again, repeated.


[!--quoteo(post=0:date=:name=Chronolink on Vent)--][div class='quotetop']QUOTE (Chronolink on Vent)[div class='quotemain'][!--quotec--]Calling people hawks now? Jeez, going too far.[/quote]
 

Offline Rokhan

Funniest Ban ever
« Reply #15 on: October 04, 2007, 06:32:32 pm »
Quote from: The Muffin Man
I got Gimpy back tho.. hacked his Shadow char and he came on and started crying to cham and rav because all his stuff was on my character, and they didn't care haha. Prolly was glad to get rid of him.

Oh, and Mickey banned me after he told the server that I was turtle and I tigered little children. I am NOT tigering joking about this, he actually did that.
lulz muffin, lulz

I thought it was bad enough UT banned me for calling him a asshole on the forums here.
DarkTemplar, Level 28 Sword -Liberty  
Rokhan, Level 30 Mace - 1st Steeltide  
DemonHunter, Level 32 Mage - 2nd Phobos  
Rokhan II, Level 20 Thrower - 2nd Steeltide  
Furion, Level 30 Mage - Xerxes  
Rokhan, Level 33 Mace - Ataxia  
Marksman Rokhan, Level 35 Xbow - Ataxia  
Script Rokhan, Level 22 Bow - Chaos    
Rokhan, Level 42 Thrower - Kirin    
Rhasta, Level 24 - Horizon

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Offline chronolink

Funniest Ban ever
« Reply #16 on: October 05, 2007, 05:32:57 pm »
Posting in an Epic thread. Here's a field day of my list:

Mike Wilson has entered the world

Mike Wilson had died
Mike Wilson had died
Mike Wilson had died
Mike Wilson had died
Mike Wilson had died
Mike Wilson had died
Mike Wilson had died
Mike Wilson had died

And then more

BANNED

Chronolink globals: ostrich SILK, you NEVER tell Darkness to shut up he's better than you

BANNED

Chronolink globals: HI
@@@Admin Rhawhorth globals: I'm a dog

BANNED

Mike Wilson has entered the world
UT: tiger OFF MY SERVER

KICKED

Mickey Wilson has entered the world
UT: I SAID tiger OFF

BANNED

After a rework on getting unbanned this happened

Bitch Wilson has entered the world
UT: RIGHT, ARC IS tigerING GONE

BANNED and Arc closed for 1/2 hour


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Shadow - lvl 12 Thrower ~ Retired
Arcanium - lvl 22 Rifleman ~ Retired
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and your a bigger twat now than before now tiger off and leave me alne you turtle ass tigerer
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