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General Chat / @RaP DoOd 138
« on: April 29, 2008, 05:20:59 pm »
I was going to rap-battle Cham
But he got scared

*RPGWO community cheer me on*

Waddup? I been doin this for ages
I don't need to read from pages
I can see your rages
In this game you can see play Mages
You do this for the lulz?
I'll take a bullet to yo balls
Where i'm from I take a piston and beat you on
I get my Glock and blow your cranium to the stadium

tiger out my face kid

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General Chat / Test .gif editing
« on: April 27, 2008, 05:27:10 pm »


Hmmm... editing skills need a bit more work

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General Chat / Happy birthday to meeeee
« on: April 26, 2008, 02:26:47 pm »
Well, this is by far the weirdest birthday yet

Mum and Dad are off to Florida for a month... and I spent the day at work
GG me, getting old :S

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General Chat / Happy Birthday Damen
« on: April 07, 2008, 07:44:56 am »
Well, I hope you enjoy watching High School Musical, and genociding Jews for the Novak campaign. All in a days work for you Australian folk

Now you've grown up... well, 15, adoptions will commence

When this day is over, you are officialy the property of The Muffin Man. Paying heed to The Pink Pimps and the IFDGF Legion

I hope this day is well for you

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Stories / The Jordan and Gebus Chronicles
« on: April 02, 2008, 05:12:34 pm »
Somewhere in Minnesota

Jordonias, Gebus, Hopson and Phil are in the park

Gebus: I want some Jamba Juice
Jordonias: You know the nearest place to get that 1 hour drive away right?
Gebus: And? I need Jamba Juice
Hopson: Ok lets go, I like a long drive in my Pontiac

The 4 go into Hopson's Pontiac and drive the 1 hour distance. Upon arriving to the Jamba Juice stand Gebus hands over $4 for a glass and drinks it

Gebus: Hmmm... that was some nice Jamba
Phil: I bet it was, now what? I'm kinda bored
Jordonias: Lets go to the Mall Of America
Hopson: Sure thing, lets roll

They drive a bit further and get to the Mall Of America. Upon getting to the entrance they ask for ID. Phil turns out to be 15

Doorlady: I'm sorry kid, it's after 4pm and you're not over 16
Phil: What? Let me in
Doorlady: Sorry kid, it's the rules
Jordonias: This is retarded
Hopson: Let's go back to the car guys
Gebus: tigering retard doorwoman
Doorlady: I heard that
Jordonias: Bitch!

They hang around on the parking ramp, by this time the temperature had dropped to -6 degress Farenhiete. Jordonias, being quite bored, sees and escalator going downstairs to what is called the "Train Station."

Jordonias: Hey guys? Lets go down there
Gebus: Sure thing

They proceed down the escalator and see a load of black guys chillin, those 4 were the only white people

Phil: I need a piss
Hopson: Think we all do

They go to the nearest bathroom there. Jordonias goes into 1 stall and Gebus into another. Gebus being Gebus thinks it's funny to try and piss on Jordonias' shoes. He misses. jordonias finishes and walks away

As he walks away a black guy goes to the same stall Jordonias was at. Gebus, once again being Gebus tries to piss on the black guys shoes thinking it was one of his friends. This time he succeeds

Black guy: Hey what da tiger man you pissin on my shoes im gonna kick yo ass white boi

Jordonias: Uh... RUN
Phil: What about Gebus?
Jordonias: tiger Gebus these ------s are gonna kick our asses

They run away out of sight, the black people just looked at them in a confused way

A few minutes later there's no sign of Gebus

Hopson: We better go get Gebus, he might be in some serious wolf
Jordonias: Ok, let's go

After going back to the bathroom they see Gebus run out screaming

Gebus: HELP HELP these guys are gonna kick my ass ahhhhhhhh!
Phil: RUN

They all run up the nearest flight of stairs, we of them and into the nearest elevator. Gebus in a panic mashes loads of buttons and the door closes

Phil: Going up
Jordonias: Going down
Hopson: Going down
Gebus: Going down
Jordonias: Going up
Phil: going up

They are no better off than before, they were in the exact same place where they first went into the elevator

Jordonias: wolf, this is the same place as last time
Phil: Now we are for it

------donias1: Ha ha lil white bois can't use an elevator
------donias2: Hey yo check this? These punk ass bitches can't go up... or down

Two black people do a "------ hand-shake"

------donias3: Hey get yo ass outa here cracka else we bust yo ass yo feel me?

All the black people start to laugh at them

Jordonias: Let's get outa here

They finally get to Hopson's Pontiac and start to drive and get lost somewhere in Minneapolis

THE END

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General Chat / Just for Rokhan
« on: March 31, 2008, 11:34:00 pm »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImrtZRrS70w

If I had the facial hair, leather and longer hair in general i'd look just like Lemmy

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General Chat / Why the Damen hate still?
« on: March 27, 2008, 08:45:40 pm »
So I guess this started when him and Gizza started trolling these forums with meaningless crap. It then escalated when Muffin and I got his PW list from a rogue server. I was up until 4am in his RPGWO account messing with his house as a warning not to host failure rogue servers. I was also in his MSN account until 4am where I found Muffin Man's server ideas Damen submitted to Mickey. If you know your history you'll know Muffin Man got uber-pissed and started a flame topic against him

For that I apologise; after getting to know you I felt some remorse. You're probably wondering how a cold-blooded pro forum troll like me can have such feelings, especially over the Internet

Anyways, since time passed and we accepted them both in the community he is still being flamed for most posts he makes. Why is this? I'll ask you the following:

Have you ever spoken to him and Gizza in Ventrillo? They are both nice people, you see a different side to them

Have you played GTA : SA MP with them? If you did you'll know they know how to play such a game especially on that server and their input to their community on WTFMAN GTA

Spoken to them on MSN? No, they don't spam "sounds like a pretty good idea." They have somewhat intelligent conversation

So community, can you lay off the hate to Damen and Gizza? Seriously, every post they make is quoted and they get flamed for it. If this were the OLD RPGWO community where pirate servers were 10 a penny (yeh, English currency) and we enforced that kind of thing, it'd be acceptable seeing them as a "n00b trying to host a failure server" kind of person

Now this is more official RPGWO forums there seems no need for it

Now you can call me a hypocrite all you want, I just enforce the policy of "Weed out the n00bs who spam wolf on this forum." You can say I indulge in favouriteism, to me many here are friends... albeit being 3k miles away but i've known them a long time

So people, lay off the hate, evan for a bit

PS: This is like totally my first ever TLDR post i've ever made

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Gaming / The anti-Novak planning
« on: March 22, 2008, 05:36:55 pm »
So Muffin Man was at school, I had a day off work. We had a plan ;)

Edd Says:http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.eilatgordinlevitan.com/krakow/krkw_pix/ghetto/101105_104_b.gif&imgrefurl=http://www.eilatgordinlevitan.com/krakow/krkw_pages/krkw_ghetto.html&h=495&w=600&sz=98&hl=en&start=12&sig2=FTIGyp2930jCA1uSAxaBng&tbnid=cqDhBrg58LjaJM:&tbnh=111&tbnw=135&ei=twjfR7fVLJK6-gKB6Km1CA&prev=/images%3Fq%3Ddead%2Bjews%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26client%3Dfire
Baker Says: LONG LINK IS LONG
Edd  Says: http://itwasjohnson.impiousdigest.com/Heads.jpg
Edd  Says: http://www.shelleytherepublican.com/wp-con.../dead-germs.jpg
Edd  Says:  there
Baker Says: you are one sick tiger
Baker Says: you know that?
Edd  Says: google imaged it
Edd  Says: ok?
Edd  Says: that does not make me sick
Baker Says: lol
Baker Says: ok quick find a good picture of brendan  
Baker Says: loldialup doesnt like that
Edd Says: 1 sec
Edd Says: http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d182/Damen57/me.jpg
Edd Says: get it?

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Gaming / Novak is BAD
« on: March 17, 2008, 07:40:19 pm »

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General Chat / Don't vote Novak
« on: March 17, 2008, 07:39:29 pm »

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General Chat / Request
« on: March 08, 2008, 06:04:13 pm »
So as you can see a few of us succomed to Mynicity, can we get an offical thread for it to make us look cool?

Check our sigs

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Gaming / WAR
« on: March 03, 2008, 09:07:02 am »
Well if anyone here is playing WAR BETA can you post your opinions so far and what you think? Might move from WoW to WAR if it's any good

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General Chat / @Grinch
« on: February 26, 2008, 01:44:36 pm »
Gulron_Sanchez visiting these forums anytime soon? I mean after he spoke to you and all kinda gave me the idea he might be paying a visit; which might spell disaster when Damen and Gizza find out, which will further spell disaster when Dravien sees Gizza and Damen post a lot more

Darned Domino-Effect

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Suggestions / Youtube live
« on: February 18, 2008, 07:11:55 pm »
The idea of uploading live Youtube vids to view on forums. As long as it's not abused or anything

Like a </code> <Streamlink> <code>

I think this'll be quit good for the community, as long as you lay down the rules of no spamming/racism etc and we can always report said posts

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Stories / PA Gangstas
« on: January 25, 2008, 08:56:51 pm »
In a PA ghetto, Cham and his fishs are eating pizza

Cham: Mmm good pizza fo sho
Mystro: Yeh ------, this wolfs good

Sturm walks through the door

Molo: Waddup holms?
Sturm: Sup mah nig? Look, I got some gear need taken to Shifty Man in Bullovard Street, he want's Cham to go
Cham: Yo why me?
Sturm: Yo it's cool, i'll be with you, get yourself strapped and we'll be flyin

Cham grabs his 9mm and follows Sturm out the door

Icequeen: Goodbye Romeo
Cham: Bye bitch

Upon driving to Bullovard street the police car follows them and orders them to pull over

Cham: wolf's tigered up yo
Sturm: It's cool, ace the cop when he comes round

Cham gets his 9mm ready

Kyle: Step out of the car please

Cham shoots Kyle wounding him. Out of nowhere Jordonias and Gebus appear and start firing
at Cham hitting him in the arm

Cham: Ahhhh... Sturm man nig help me
Sturm: ...
Jordonias: Bitch ass ------ get the tiger out

Gebus looks at Kyle seeing he's in bad shape, but alive

Gebus: Hey? He tigered up Kyle
Jordonias: tigering ------, you're gonna get tigered up

Gebus and Jordonias drag Cham out the car and beat him for a while

Gebus: Thank's Sturm, go back to the precinct where you'll be safe
Cham: You set me up mothertigerer, goddamm snitch, you are DEAD!

Days pass... Cham's whereabout are unknown, as are Sturm's. Back at the Ghetto they are getting worried

Icequeen: Yo? Think mah Ceaser is dead?
Molo: Bitch tiger no
Icequeen: Don't go trippin on me
Molo: We'll go look for him and Sturm
Mystro: wolf's tigered up yo, we'll go to the G-unit and Pink Pimp wiggas for help
Molo: Shiat dogg, I aint talkin to no gringos
Icequeen: I want mah Romeo back ------
Mystro: She's right fo sho, we need out homeboi back
Molo: Ok dawg, whatever, let's get it done

3 blocks away the G-unit and Pink Pimps are seeing who is better

Rokhan:

I been doin this for ages
No need to read pages
Beginner like yo
Just another tigerin foo
Call yourself pink?
You're gone in a blink

G-unit crowd: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Yaaaaaaaaaaaa

Muffin Man:

Yo yo, think you're 50-cent?
You'll be getting spent
Cheap G-unit
Take your words and use it
Mothatigera pink fo life
Yo need yo wife

Pink Pimp crowd: Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

The wiggers fall silent for a moment when the local Ghetto walk in

Molo: Yo ------, we're lookin for our homeboi
Rokhan: Yo mean Cham? Da ------ busted by Sturm? Yo know he was snitched on right?
Mystro: Mother tigerer, I tigering knew it
Icequeen: I want my Romeo back
Muffin Man: Yo bitch? Get yourselves all strapped, we'll help you. AK-47's fo sho

They advance towards the local run-down precinct

Molo: Come out come out
Jordonias (shouting): tiger you
Molo: We gangstas gonna be keep waitin and waitin and waitin... and put a bullet in all yo asses

The doors open. Jord and Gebus walk out unnarmed

Jord: Yo better not be hurtin, ------s
Mystro: We ain't hurtin yo, we want our homeboi back
Gebus: Inside

Muffin and Rokhan point their AK's at them while they lie on the floor

Meanwhile inside the precinct

Molo: Cham? Where are ya mah fishh?
Cham: Over here, cell block 2
Mystro: Yo you look pretty tigered up ------
Cham: This wolf ain't good yo

Icequeen opens the cell-door

Icequeen: Oh mah Ceaser, I missed you honey
Cham: Oh Ice, I love you. Now where's Sturm? We gonna teach that mofo a lesson

After a very short search they come accross him locked in another cell

Molo: Yo disabayed the 3 "D's." Dishonour, disloyal and disrespect ------
Sturm: Wait wait I can...

*BANG*

Blood from Sturm's now-Kadaver is splatted against the wall

Mystro: Bitch ass mother tigerer

Mystro spits on him and they leave the building

Rokhan: Waddup yo?
Cham: We gonna put weight on black, keep up yo wangsta rapping white boi
Muffin: We aren't that bad, are we? I have a new one, I think it was written by someone called "Fuhror" or something
Molo: Ok, let's hear it

Rokhan: Yo yo yo waddup unix? Scriptkiddie in da house, i'm so elite yo

Cham, Molo, Mystro and Ice all look at each other in a confused way

Mystro: Keep trying... one day you might... just might hit gold mah nig
Muffin Man: Respect yo

The gangsters drive away in their Seville with Jord and Gebus' personal crack stash

Molo: Happy ending yo
Cham: Fo sho dawg
Mystro: Shiiiiit, you two gonna get married yo, we'll be there
Ice: Word homie

THE END!

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General Chat / How we forumpwned UT
« on: January 01, 2008, 08:17:20 pm »
The Pink Pimps, Troll Legion and IFDGF Legion like totally owned UT, observe:

Edd says:
look at my reply to UT ROFL
Edd says:
looks like he got proper owned
Baker says:
lmfao
Baker says:
nice
Edd says:
lyke omfg UT replies
Baker says:
i saw
Edd says:
now we gotta flame him OMFG w00000t SCREAM!
Baker says:
i tried to reply but the tigering forum wouldnt let me
Edd says:
oh this convo is going on the forums
Edd says:
I NEED RITALIN, MY GLAND RAN OUT OF GODDAMMED RITALIN, I'M TURNING BACK INTO A n00b!!!!1111elven


EDIT:

Edd says:
WTF?
Edd says:
goddamm forum is turtleT!"
Edd says:
tiger Grinch
Edd says:
darn canadian 13 year old pool watching lifeguard wannabe dog  
Baker says:
lol
Baker says:
lmfao
Edd says:
omg... i flamed bette than Dravien... how did i do that?

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Stories / The Jordan and Gebus chronicles
« on: December 16, 2007, 10:25:53 am »
Minnesota 12am

Jordonias, Gebus, Webber, Hopper, Paxer and derek were Sleding down a hill

Jordonias: Wheeeee
Gebus: Wheeeee
Paxer: Wheeeeeee
Webber: You three going to do this all night?
Hopper: Yeh, we're getting bored
Gebus: We could go to the ski resort
Webber: Nice idea, let's go
Jordonias: This is starting to suck I admit

They all go inside Derek's Pontiac and drive to their Local ski resort. On the way however...

Webber: Hmm... on second thoughts, it'll be closed
Hopper: Yeh, it's 2am
Jordonias: Stop being whining pussies and drive us there
Derek: Meh, ok

Come 1am they arrive at the resort

Webber: Yep, their closed, besides, there's groomers up there on the hill
Hopper: He's right, we should get out of here
Gebus: Shut up you two, we want to sled, you didn't have to come
Paxer: You wait in the car then
Jordonias: Ok, stay on the sight road, wait for us
Derek: Sure

Paxer, Jordonias and Gebus make their way up a very high hill half a mile long

Jordonias: Hey? Groomers down there at the bottom of the hill
Paxer: Well, we can't go down yet, they'll catch us
Gebus: Lets wait in this building for a while

An hour passes

Jordonias (on cellphone): Yo Derek? Park at the bottom of the hill
Derek (cellphone): Ok, Hopper and Webber are here pissing themselves thinking we're gonna get caught
Jordonias: tiger them

The Groomers start coming up the hill, cornering Jordonias, Gebus and Paxer

Jordonias: Hmm... we're tigered if they come closer
Gebus: wolf! It's 10 foot away from us
Paxer: LETS RUN

The 3 of them run from the building and sled down the hill towards the car. Halfway down Gebus falls off

Jordonias: HAHAHAHAHA Owned!
Paxer: You suck Gebus
Gebus: This isn't funny you guys

Amidst all this chaos the Groomers see them

Groomerdonias1: Call the cops
Groomerdonias2: Sure thing
Groomerdonias3: Darn kids

At the bottom of the hill Jord, Gebus and Paxer run towards Derek's Pontiac

Jordonias: Quick, start it up
Paxer: we aren't all in yet
Gebus: Quick, before the cops come

After all piling in the Pontiac then quickly drive off

Webber: wolf, you guys are crazy, the seats all wet because I though we were gonna get caught
Hopper: Ahhhhh mummy mummy
Jordonias: Quit your whining dogs

They drive off into the cold Minnesotian night...

THE END

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General Chat / When you complete RPGWO
« on: November 05, 2007, 05:50:02 pm »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IguzgGx7y-8

Instead of them cheering "Jonathan" they actually cheer "Chronolink" or <your name here>

Very few have completed RPGWO...

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General Chat / I've won at life and everything
« on: October 25, 2007, 12:42:41 pm »



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General Chat / Tv links closed
« on: October 21, 2007, 10:27:01 am »
I read an online news article the TV-links is closed down. Anyone know an equally good sight without having to d/l torrents?

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