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General Chat / Holy Crap
« on: July 24, 2010, 01:46:00 pm »
This forum seems like it has become quite active in my absence. Out of curiosity, because I am too lazy to check, has the game died yet or has it also made a comeback? I remember about a year ago all servers only had like 2-3 people on at a time...

Edit: Oddly enough 'Shit' is filtered to wolf. What a strange correlation.

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General Chat / New PC
« on: June 08, 2009, 02:35:59 pm »
I got a new desktop PC, and it's pretty sick.

Processor: Intel Core 2 Quad CPU Q8200 @3.2GHz @ 2.33GHz (4CPU's) ~2.3GHz

Memory: 16252MB RAM (DDR2)

Display: ATI Radeon  HD4670
             Internal DAC (400MHz)
             3571MB Total Memory

Hard Disk: 2TB of storage. 2 Arrays of 1TB a Piece. One partition of 8GB for backups and whatnot.

Optical Devices: Blu Ray Disc Reader/CD/DVD writer up to 32x speed.

Bios: Pheonix ROM Bios Plus

Operating System: Windows Vista Extreme Edition R2 (Windows Vista Ultimate, customized)



Grabbed a nice Dell 24" Widescreen Monitor. Black LCD 16:9 DVI HDMI HDCP 1000:1

Also got a great Bose speaker set. Listening to "HXC 2-Step" by "I Set My Friends On Fire".

http://www.bose.com/controller?url=/shop_o...&src=k13577



It's not a bad PC at all, in my opinion. Sure there's better, but this isn't bad.

What are you guys running?

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General Chat / So...
« on: September 23, 2008, 06:59:53 pm »
Or is wolf still the same?

Is the game still utterly boring?

Is Mickey still procrastinating like crazy on getting wolf done?

Are these forums still going back on their word and moderating what you guys say?



Is Pepin still an immature monkey who doesn't get a clue?





Please, I am quite curious.

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General Chat / Pimped out OS >=O
« on: April 20, 2008, 07:31:31 pm »
Took me forever, but I finally got it the way I wanted it too, hehe.

(Note I did not make any of these skins, just configured them and messed with an untold amount of settings to get these damn things to work)

* Disregard the page that's up in Firefox... I didn't post this to start a flame-war, and I don't expect to have one, so keep it to a minimal and look at the overall meaning of this post... *


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General Chat / Fractals
« on: April 16, 2008, 05:17:29 pm »
Here's a few fractals and whatnot I've gone and made with Apophysis 2.07 Beta and Apophysis 2.06c 3D Hack.  Feel free to use as a desktop, template, fap material, etc.

Quills


Hyped Core


Anagram of Peril


Expel


Fountain of Youth


Spark

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General Chat / The Count
« on: April 02, 2008, 10:05:37 pm »
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=B-Wd-Q3F8KM

The Count really likes to ****

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General Chat / How to Behave on an Internet Forum
« on: March 17, 2008, 08:08:03 pm »

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General Chat / Dimmu Borgir
« on: February 05, 2008, 06:32:12 pm »
The first vid is better mostly for it's video, the second for it's song. Listen to both, at least 1 minute into each


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8bUs0eqHYY


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pt3XNgr7RmU    (Naruto vid b/c it's the only one that I could find with good quality song, heh)

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Gaming / Second Life
« on: January 31, 2008, 11:30:27 am »
Anyone play this game? It's freaking awesome as tiger. I'm a successful DJ, making a RL profit with a pwnage avatar. Hit me up if ya play   Greed Avro

www.secondlife.com if you don't, I'm telling ya, it's awesome as hell

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General Chat / The Chiodos
« on: January 20, 2008, 07:11:35 pm »
Listen to their best hit here, it tigering rules.


http://youtube.com/watch?v=hvYLQM_fMMw&feature=related

Comments are wanted ^^

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RPGWO 2 / Voice Chat and Images
« on: January 09, 2008, 11:16:24 am »
Voice chat and sending images through text, sorta like the forum does. Of course you will have to make the text box area look different to hold it, but you know. Global images must be accepted before they are globalled by an admin or mod or w/e, but can be spoken freely in normal text and/or im's, with a command to ignore them of course.

Voice chat is a must.

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General Chat / I have returneth...
« on: December 17, 2007, 10:04:42 pm »
Well, after my hard drive has fried, and I sent it off to Texas, 4 months had passed with absolute and utter boredom. Now my laptop is back, so I also have returned to the forums. Discuss, or pull an absolute derailment and talk about those monkey cradles from T.V.

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General Chat / MAJOR Funny Pictures and Jokes Thread
« on: October 04, 2007, 07:33:50 pm »








http://de.rofl.to/turbo-hamster
When Your Picture Gets On The Internet Funny Picture
LOL! Iphone woman.
Learn Chinese in 5 minutes!
Macrosoft!





Guy goes to see a doctor because of a pain in his groin.

Doctor: Describe your problem to me, please.

Guy: Well, first thing I do when I wake up in the morning is shag my wife. I carpool to work with the lady next door, and she gives me a hummer on the way in. At my 9 AM break, I always meet one of my co-workers in the copy room and we have a quickie. At lunch, my secretary and I always find some
secluded spot and do the horizontal mambo. On the way
home, my neighbor always gives me another servicing. After supper, I usually do my wife right on the kitchen table.

Doctor: Well, what seems to be the trouble?

Guy: It hurts when I masturbate.
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10 reason why sex is better than skool
10. Everybody likes sex and nobody likes school, except for virgins and only because they haven't had sex yet.
9. Sex sucks, moans, licks, pumps, throbs etc..., school just sucks.
8. After sex you feel like smoking a cigarette. After school you feel like smoking something a whole lot stronger.
7. You only get disciplined during sex if you want to.
6. Drinking drives people to sex, whereas school drives people to drink.
5. Sex relieves stress, school is the cause of stress.
4. Nothing beats the "hands on" experience you get with sex.
3. After sex you feel like you have accomplished something.
2. Sex is cheaper. Even if you have to pay for a horsey, it is still cheaper than paying thousands of dollars in tuition.
And the Number 1 reason why sex is better than school is.........
1. At least you have a choice whether or not you want to have sex. At school your teachers screw you regardless!!!
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2 Italian men and I Italian woman
2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 English men and 1 English woman
2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman
2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman
2 American men and 1 American woman
2 Australian men and 1 Australian woman
2 New Zealand men and 1 New Zealand woman
2 Irish men and I Irish woman

One month later, the following things have occurred:
*One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
*The two French men and the French woman are living happily together having loads of sex.
*The two German men have a strict weekly schedule as to when they alternate with the German woman.
*The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.
*The two Englishmen are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.
*The Polish men took a long look at the endless ocean and one look at the Polish woman and they started swimming.
*The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide, while the American woman keeps on *****ing about her body being her own, the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything that they can do, about the necessity of fulfilment, the equal division of household chores, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her much nicer, and how her relationship with her mother is improving.
*The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are waiting for
instructions.
*The two Australian men beat each other senseless for the Australian woman, who is checking out all the other men, after calling them both "bloody ******s".
*Both New Zealand men are searching the island for sheep.
*The Irish began by dividing the island into North and South and set up a distillery. After the first few litres of coconut whisky they do not remember if sex is in the picture, but they are satisfied that at least the English are not getting any.
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A Bears Fan is having breakfast one morning; coffee, croissants, bread ,butter & jelly, when a Packer Fan, chewing gum sits down next to him. The Bears Fan ignores the Packer Fan, who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.

Packer Fan: "You Chicago folk eat the whole bread?"

Bears Fan: " Of course!"

Packer Fan: (after blowing a large bubble) "We don't in Wisconsin, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to Chicago." The Packer Fan has a smirk on his face. The Bears Fan listens in silence.

The Packer Fan persists. "Do you eat jelly with the bread?"

Bears Fan: "Of course!"

Packer Fan: (cracking his gum between his teeth & chuckling) "We don't. In Wisconsin we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and jelly and sell it to Chicago."

The Bears Fan then asks, "Do you have sex in Wisconsin?"

Packer Fan: "Why of course we do", he says with a smirk.

Bears Fan: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"

Packer Fan: "We throw them away, of course?"

Bears Fan: "We don't. In Chicago, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell it to Wisconsin


Did you know... Captain Hook died from jock itch.
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Posted: Mar. 31 2002,17:40
A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout looking horsey catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the horsey, "How much do you charge?"

horsey replies, "It starts at $500 for a hand-job."

Guy says, "$500 dollars! For a hand-job! Jesus Christ! No hand-job is worth that kind of money!"

The horsey says, "Do you see that Denny's on the corner?"

"Yes."

"Do you see the Denny's about a block further down?"

"Yes."

"And beyond that, do you see that third Denny's?"

"Yes."

"Well," says the horsey, smiling invitingly, "I own those. And, I own them because I give a hand-job that's worth $500."

Guy says, "What the hell? You only live once. I'll give it a try." They retire to a nearby motel.

A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed realizing that he just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500. He is so amazed, he says, "I suppose a blow-job is $1,000?"

The horsey replies, "$1,500."

I wouldn't pay that for a blow-job!"

The horsey replies, "Step over here to the window, big boy. Do you see that casino just across the street? I own that casino outright. And I own it because I give a blow-job that's worth every cent of $1,500."

The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, decides to put off the new car for another year or so, and says, "Sign me up."

Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before. He can scarcely believe it but he feels he truly got his money's worth. Hedecides to dip into the retirement savings for one glorious and unforgettable experience. He asks the horsey, "How much for some pony?"

The horsey says, "Come over here to the window, I want to show you something. Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us, all those beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and showplaces?"

"Damn!" the guy says, in awe, "You own the whole city?"

"No," the horsey replies, "but I would if I had a pony."
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One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss each other goodnight at the front door, when the guy starts feeling a little horny. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and smiling, he says to her, "Honey, would you give me a blow job?"

Horrified, she replies, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"

"Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" He asks grinning at her.

"No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"

"Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"

"No way. It's just too risky!"

"Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?"

"No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!"

"Oh yes you can. Please?"

"No, no. I just can't"

"I'm begging you ... "

Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's older sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she says, "Dad says to go ahead and give him a blow job, or I can do it. Or if need be, mom says she can come down herself and do it. But for God's sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom!"
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Little Billy and Little Johnny were in the school yard one day. Billy was showing Johnny his new Rolex. Johnny asked, "How did you get a new Rolex?"

Billy replied, "My sister's boyfriend gave it to me."

"Why did he do that?" asked Johnny.

"I walked in on him and my sister having sex and he gave me his watch if I would leave."

Little Johnny goes home and sure enough, his parents are going at it in the bedroom. Johnny walks into the bedroom and stands there. His dad looks up and says, "What do you want?"

Johnny says, "I wanna watch."

Dad says, "Fine. Stand over there in the corner and be quiet."
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After working for years, a horsey finally retired and, being afraid of spending the rest of her life alone, she decided to marry. She had been with so many perverted men over the years that she felt she needed a change and would only get one by marrying a virgin male near her age. She took out ads in newspapers around the world seeking a male virgin who was 55 years old. She finally narrowed her choice to an Australian computer programmer. After a thorough background check, she was satisfied that he had indeed never been with a woman and they were married.

On their wedding night, she went into the bathroom to change into her nightie. When she came back out, she found that her new husband had taken the bed and everything in the room and stacked it in one corner of the room.

Thinking this was rather kinky, she said to her husband, "I thought you had never been with a woman."

He replied, "That's true, but if it's anything like screwing a kangaroo, we're going to need all the room we can get!"









Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is turtle, but because he has run out of women.

Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.

Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't **** with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.

To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.

There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

Chuck Norris once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a high school football game. When the football went flat, he persuaded the referees to let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old child. Chuck roundhoused kicked the baby 60 yards through the uprights and then proceeded to bang every girl in the stadium.

The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

Chuck Norris used live ammunition during all shoot-outs. When a director once said he couldn't, he replied, "Of course I can, I'm Chuck Norris," and roundhouse kicked him in the face.

If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

On the 7th day, God rested.... Chuck Norris took over.

When his martial arts prowess fails to resolve a situation, Chuck Norris plays dead. When playing dead doesn't work, he plays zombie.

Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.

Scientists used to believe that diamond was the world's hardest substance. But then they met Chuck Norris, who gave them a roundhouse kick to the face so hard, and with so much heat and pressure, that the scientists turned into artificial Chuck Norris.

God offered Chuck Norris the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined for super strength roundhouse ability.

When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC.

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

A duck's quack does not echo. Chuck Norris is solely responsible for this phenomenon. When asked why he will simply stare at you, grimly.

Chuck Norris once tried to defeat Garry Kasparov in a game of chess. When Norris lost, he won in life by roundhouse kicking Kasparov in the side of the face.

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list.

Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.

When Chuck Norris' wife burned the turkey one thanksgiving, Chuck said, "don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."

Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

Chuck Norris doesn't need to swallow when eating food.

* Continued here *

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General Chat / The Picture on the bedside table
« on: October 04, 2007, 06:59:07 pm »
The Picture on the bedside table...

After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on her nightstand by the bed.

He begins to worry . . . "Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.

"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.

"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.

"No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!" she answers."Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.

"That's me before the surgery."

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General Chat / HIILLLLLLLARIOOOOOOOOOOUS
« on: October 03, 2007, 10:53:28 pm »

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General Chat / @ The Muffin Man
« on: September 28, 2007, 12:04:02 am »
 
Stay away from this guy, he'll sit on your car.

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General Chat / lmfao...lmfao
« on: August 30, 2007, 10:18:59 pm »
HAHAHAHAHA!!

* breathe *

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!



http://www.stink.tv/playclip.php?ClipID=36875591




HA!

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General Chat / Breaking news
« on: August 24, 2007, 02:06:02 pm »
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General Chat / * smirk *
« on: August 20, 2007, 12:56:45 am »
Just stumbled acros this, kind of funny, about 10 seconds long, take a look, lol, simply classic.


http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseacti...videoid=8453243

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General Chat / Shoutbox went "poof?"
« on: August 13, 2007, 04:39:34 pm »
It's gone, not up, nor down, neither to the side, or in that dimension no-one but me can see, what's going on with these forums?

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