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Old => Stories => Topic started by: The Muffin Man on May 21, 2008, 11:53:25 pm
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*based on future events*
Daegan: This is a punch line.
Dravien: Wut?
*punch*
Daegan: lolololx
It was a dull, rainy day in Texan Baker land. Muffin was sitting in the den, getting ready to
call the WAAAAAAAAAAAAmbulance for Dain because he was being a dog about a quest being nerfed,
when suddenly the irritating IM ding popped through the speakers. Baker minimized his game and opened
up the chat window.
Ray: hey dood? lolz
Baker: wusup deedee
Ray: I'm going to the UK to attend a college for a semester, you should totally
vacation over there with me and we can meet Eddman
Baker: No wai, I was planning on doing that when I got my first vacation from work, awesome
Ray: THEN IT'S SETTLED
Baker: So what are you going to college for ------
Ray: PUTER SKIENZE
Baker: oh, totly.
Meanwhile, over in Britland....
Eddman: WAITDBARNDTER!!! GIMME NUTHR CIDER K?!
Dravien: Dude, you aren't drunk. Stop acting like a hawket.
Eddman: WOHA, WUERD U pig FRUM LOL?
Dravien: STOP TALKING IN CAPS
Eddman: Oh, sorry.
Dravien: So about the latest rugby ma-
Eddman: RUGBYS FOR PUSSIES CRICKET ALL THE WAY
Dravien: DON'T INTERRUPT ME
Eddman: Oh, sorry.
Dravien: It's cool *sips his tea*
Eddman: Oh, good tigering job. This is why Emerikans make fun of us you big-boned dog.
Dravien: Whatever could you be talking about my lad? *eats a crumpet*
Eddman: .... I'm going to kill you.
Back in Ameriland..
Muffin grabs some dirt cake and heads out the door. He hops in the Envoy and throws in his favourite melodeath
metal cd. Out of nowhere, a voice screams out "LUMOS!!!!" and a bright light blinds him. He hears a womans voice
scream "GET THE tiger OUT OF HERE MALFOY OR I'LL PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE AGAIN!" and slowly regains his vision.
"Clam down, hermione" says the male voice, and by the time Muffin regains his site everything appears normal.
Shrugging it off, he takes off and heads towards the airport. After he finally got there, he sees a short
person hanging over next to a column with a pvc pipe in his hand. "DEEDEE!!!!112!!!!!@~!" Muffin screams out like
a little girl. Daegan looks over at Muffin and a giant smile comes over his face and he scream with glee" IDK MY BFF
ROOOOOOOSE!!!", then a guard tazers both of them. "DURKA DURKA DURKA DURKA DURKA!" the guard screams as he walks over to them.
Muffin looks up and notices a familiar face.
Aelfgehtsds: Oh dear, I am quite unanimously proportionately extroginormically perplexed right now. Imagine running into you
sheep sucking pleneramental digested feces tigerers.
Muffin: Dictionary.
Aelfgestgdrf: What's that, you degenerate lutarid jenuity obliterdog?
Muffin looks at Daegan.
Daegan looks at Muffin.
Daegan and Muffin: Dictionary.
Aelfgejthft: I DO NOT BELEUFFEISAFDHGDJSNFSAHDJAN *brain implodes*
Muffin: Holy wolf, his ginormic nose landed next to me. Dear god, that thing is like the size of..
Daegan: The size of...
Muffin: JORDONIASES NOSE!
Daegan: Holy wolf, I didn't think it to be possible.
Putting all past matters aside, Daegan and Muffin decide to go sit down in the waiting seats while waiting for
the boarding of their plane.
Daegan: HOLY wolf DUDE THIS SEAT NUMBER IS ####! I TOTALLY CAME UP WITH THAT!
Muffin: No you didn't.
Daegan: Yes I did.
Muffin: No you didn't.
Daegan: Yes I did.
Muffin: No you didn't.
Daegan: Yes I did.
Muffin: No you didn't.
Daegan: Yes I did.
Muffin: No you didn't.
Daegan: Yes I did.
Muffin: No you didn't.
Daegan: Yes I did.
Muffin: No you didn't.
Daegan: Yes I did.
Muffin: No....
Daegan: Yes....
Muffin: No you didn't.
Daegan: Yes I did.
Muffin: No you didn't.
Daegan: Yes I did.
Muffin: Yes I did.
Daegan: No you didn't.
Muffin: I know, I was lying.
Daegan: Asshole.
Muffin: Lol'd
Daegan: But seriously, I did.
Muffin: No you did-
Daegan: NO MORE, I CAN'T TAKE IT
Muffin: Told you that you didn't do it.
Daegan: I tigerING DID DAMNIT *pulls pvc pipe out*
Muffin: Oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about something else. You totally did.
Daegan: You're damn tigering straight I did.
Muffin: *whispers "No you didn't" under his breath*
Daegan: I heard that.
Suddenly an announcement over the intercom announced that their flight was boarding. Muffin and Daegan hop onto their plane
and watch the movie provided. Finally, they arrive in Britland. As they step off the plane they see a giant person and a hippo.
Muffin: Hi fatty. Hi Eddman.
Dravien: DAMNIT I'M JUST BIG BONED STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!
~To be continued~
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As they step off the plane they see a giant person and a hippo.
LOL.
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That really made my morning. Thanks
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Lmfao good story muffin (Y) I love how you call dravien fat lol not v nice r ya
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I live in britland
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What about K-K-K-KANADIA?!?! We can do K-K-K-KOMBO BREAKERS!!11
Epic start there. Some true LULZ.
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noone cares about canada
but if canada was in it, it'd prolly be about playing poker and harry potter
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Thats racist
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You're racist.