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Old => Stories => Topic started by: The Muffin Man on March 23, 2008, 10:19:51 pm
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(dog posts will be deleted)
...Once upon a time, a Texan Baker man was sitting at his computer holding his guitar...
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...then Mack came in outa nowhere...
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...and than baker hit mack with the guitar killing him...
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...and all was good in the world...
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...the end...
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...of chapter 1...
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...which was incredibly short...
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...but long enough to be a chapter!....
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...The next day the Texan Baker Man dragged the body of Mack into his back yard and buried it, with the help of Snow Man...
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...but as they were about to bury it...
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...The Fuhror came along and said...
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... "hallo" ....
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..., Nihongo, mothertigerer, Dekimasu ka?...
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...which was a translated call for poker pro Rokhan who...
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...Appeared out of thin air wielding a....
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...a level 100 mudkip that was raised by the Texan Baker Man...
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...that brought all the other mudkips to the yard and...
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...caused a revolution in the mudkip partaying world...
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......Where Easter bunnies prance around!....
why was one of my posts deleted? the one where XBN's "hallo" is.....it was about burying Mack.......
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......Where Easter bunnies prance around!....
...One of the Easter bunnies sadly died of...
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...an unprovoked attack; Mister T arrived on the scene and started charging his laz0r...
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...Then Fox Mcloud SHOOP DA WOOP...
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...then blasted the clouds and said "go mudkips!!"...
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...clams then fell down from the sky...
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...Raining upon a thousand noobs heads ...
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...These clams hit Revo and @@@Admin Jon in the head, knocking them out...
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...then Jon gave a n00bish speech...
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...about fish....
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....But not any old fish. Jonfish!....
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...Peculiar fish, Jonfish. they...
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...breed in circles....
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...with the other group of fish known as Rhapike...
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...finishing his speech, he then whispered in revo's ear "scramble the noobs"...
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....like my eggs.....
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...which, btw i like to eat raw...
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...then completely out of the blue, a clam 20 times the size of the rest fell from the sky, smashing into Revolutions skull and killing him...
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...and as golden confetti of celebration fell, chapter 2 ended...
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...The beginning of Chapter 3 starts off with the words "Never speak of 1690s old name ever the tiger again or your little n00b virgin asses shall be raped into oblivion"...
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...in which this third chapter also starts off with UT walking his dog...
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...on one Halloween night...
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...an eery wind was about...
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...which meant that trouble was abrewing amidst the Great Sea, so young Link decided...
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...to send a letter to gannondorf saying "plz steal zelda again, so i can rescue her."...
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...however, he recieved this letter back saying "return to sender"...
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...Then Link pulled out the Master Sword again...
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...and shoved it forth into the evil letters hairy anus...
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...bringing forth a nude Shadow temptress in the shape of Zelda who...
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...raped Link to find out he is really Chronos dog...
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...then the dog bit back...
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...and asked his master Chrono for a treat...
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...In which Link gave the dog, a ring of pineapple...
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...but the dog was allergic to pineapple and broke out into...
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...A coma...
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...for 40 days and 40 nights....
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...and he missed the entire re-run marathon of High School Musical that they played every day for those 40 days...
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..so the dog upon awakening went to visit Brendan...
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...who had downloaded high school musical 1 AND 2 AND the special editions, as well as taped every re-run that was shown on TV...
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...and lived happily ever after...
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...until one day...
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...High School musical 3 came out...
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...And...
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...and he missed the entire re-run marathon of High School Musical that they played every day for those 40 days...
I laughed at this, because there was actually a wolf load of re-runs that pissed me off.
back to the story.
...Brendan and the dog ran to the nearest cinema....
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I laughed at this, because there was actually a wolf load of re-runs that pissed me off.
back to the story.
...Brendan and the dog ran to the nearest cinema....
..because he wanted to see the next installment of the turtleest movie ever created...
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..henceforth meeting a reincarnated #### who we presumed dead but...
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...to damens horror, #### really was dead, meaning he had to attain a +150 bracelet of necrophilia...
Dear god, this is gonna be like a song off of Zimmers Holes' new album... FISTA COOORPSE
ROTTEN cow
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...which was in the hands of nate, so the Fuhror sent them on a quest and marked it in their quest log advising them to create a raid group and spam general chat to defeat Nate so....
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...they went to meet Rokhan, who has done nothing but ramble on about the past of RPGWO for the last 4 years and contained within his fro the key to defeating nate...
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...who everyone knows, you cannot beat nate...
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...so Rokhan bestowed the group with a silver rubix cube with varying decibels on it to...
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...poop on...
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....Kaios....
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...which it thoroughly enjoyed because...
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...it is...
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...erotically abnormal for...
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...a canadian...
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...to not have a gigantic bear...
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...covered in marshmallows...
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...so any women sucking them off can enjoy a...
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..Marshmellowy suprise...
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Topic re-opened.
...with which they can make delicious smores...
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...that were made...
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....out of large pieces of.....
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...chode marshmallows and...
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...queefs and chocolate and...
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peanut butter and....
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...and endless list of ingredients that consume several thousand articles worth of typing...
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...that no one really has the time to type so...
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...we'll just move onto the next subject: boobies...
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...that are round and big...
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.. and lushious...
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...and also luscious...
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...that Devil stares at...
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... the ...
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...keyboard of his computer figuring out new ways to imitate boobies...
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...so he can...
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...rape himself in the eye with a small....
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...chocolate egg which is filled with...
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...spoiled soy sauce that was...
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...used as food seasoning in the war of...
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...the Rabbits Vs Rasputin.....
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...In which the Rabbits had...
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...gerbils in their buttholes...
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...and diligently lost their...
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...Verginity because of massive...
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..Illiterate Macs which had two massive...
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...chocolate brownies composed of materials made from the finest of herbs grown on...
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...Mars, which has...
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...little green men...
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...who like to...
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Touch Rokhan ...
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..With their tiny little..
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...flagella which are made out of...
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huge cheese logs filled with man milk
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huge cheese logs filled with man milk
you have no idea